External Link/Members OnlyWhen: Approximately 3 months ago
Where: Popular hotel in Walsall just off the motorway
Service requested: DFK, OWO, GFE
Cost: £80.00
Comms: Relatively straightforward, all done by call text. Given postcode and off I went.
The Deed: Reached location, text to say I was there. Sent room number then headed off. Got to the door and there was no hiding behind the door. Walked in and instantly disappointed, she looks NOTHING like her pictures, they are heavily edited and I think these filters need to be fucking banned. As somebody else commented she's got to be a size 16/18, her skins quite patchy, maybe pigment related but certainly not that tasty looking chick in the pics.
Again, having read the reviews and not having a plan B I thought I'd go with it but my initial instinct was to walk, lesson learnt again.
Anyway, she was drinking wine and seemed drunk/high but not falling around. She was very loud and talkative, had a northern accent couldn't exactly pin where, maybe Manchester I'm not sure. Another review mentioned she said she'd recently come out of the 'nuthouse' I can see why that maybe true. She kept asking if I was hot and if the temperature in the room was ok, I said it was fine.
So on to the bed and I'm thinking it's to late to walk as I'd paid her as soon as I walked in really. On to the bed and I'm hoping that she'd suddenly transform into this amazing service provider as she advertises herself in her ad, how fucking wrong was I.
No attempt at any arousal technique, no mutual touching absolutely no DFK let alone kissing she was clearly not interested and just moved south towards my limp member. After using a wet wipe she proceeded to put her mouth on flaccid member, not using any suction at all just open mouthed bobbing up and down. I knew instantly this was going to be awful, and it was. She didn't provide any of the services she said she would to the point that I was unable to finish which has never happened before but there was something really off putting about her beyond her not matching her AW description. I was in and out within about 10/15mins max feeling like a twat and kicking myself for not walking again.
This one really pissed me off to the point that I've been put off trying again, it's the dishonesty and lack of effort. Offering a service and not providing it is the equivalent of theft. She obviously knows she can get away with it and I'm convinced I can't have been the only one she's done it to, and I'm calling bullshit on her AW reviews. I'm always impeccably presented and groomed before any such meet so that wasn't even an issue as I'm sure she would have mentioned if it was.
So to summarise: Would I see her again, I think the review speaks for itself. Would I recommend, only to my enemies. Do not waste your money guys.
