Author Topic: HarperLAX - Wandsworth (past her prime cutie)  (Read 5107 times)


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I paid £250 for an hour.


Comms and Venue -

Via text. Was fine.

Her actual lived in gaff. Not the most discreet place as on residential road but about 10 yards off one of the high streets corners. She's the top floor and you have to go past 2/3 other floors/apartments on foot and she makes a point to be as quiet as possible when doing so. She had the candle ambiance vibe going, taking me back to my university days.


Formalities, Looks and the Meet itself -

Very pleasant Canadian bird. Loves a chat but doesn't clock watch/take it out of your time to be fair. She strikes me as fairly low volume. Defo doing this as an extra earner on top of office job.

I found her a lot less tanned/a lot more ivory than the photos. Even some freckles to boot. Facially she was probably stinking hot in her time. Body she had nice fake boobies which have now dropped a bit with age. Without then she would have saggy boobies. Instead, it's just like the implants have dropped a few cm Lol. No bunda whatsoever but the legs are decent. Good mani and pedi not just the nails but soft feet all over  :D

During booking did:
Sensual kissing with tongues. Defo more of a GFE experience.
Oral without was good in a slower GFE fashion. Plenty of attention all the way up and down and attempts at depth.
Oral on her she is reactive but I had to tap out after about 90 seconds. She has a very distinctive smell. I'm not even sure I can say bad hygeine per se. Cos the rest of her was fresh. I think it's just a genuine pungent smell from her vag. And likewise it wasn't sour/indicative of anything particularly worrying. Maybe her pH was just a tad off in that moment. Fuck knows. TBH how reactive she was made me tough it out for longer than I should have done there  :lol:
Sex (protected), she has the craziest orgasms. Looks and feels like she is cramping. Her pussy is also very tight. But she gives depth a good go, albeit not anything particularly powerful. Her whole vibe of the punt angles towards slower long strokes if anything. She is naturally loud and covered her face a few times with hands and pillows/cushions, no doubt as to not let her neighbour hear.


Ratings -

Face: 4 stars
Body: 3 stars
Attitude: 5 star
Service: 4 stars

Overall: 16/20. That sounds about right. She can slot in beneath Sensitive Nympho.

Rankings to date:

POSITIVES:
1) Carol Queen of Anal 18/20
2) LittleLouisexox 18/20
3) Scarlette_Wolfe 17/20
4) Tammy_xoxo 17/20
5) Elizabeth Romanova 17/20
6) Brielle 21 17/20
7) Yours_Khloe 17/20
8) juicy_jasmine 17/20
9) Elite-Jessica 16/20
10) Sensitive_Nympho 16/20
11) HarperLAX 16/20
12) lexi.babe 15/20
13) Little-Brat-Jess 15/20
14) Englishslutjessica 15/20
15) Natalia_UK 15/20
16) Lavish Diana 15/20
17) Angel-Alvarez 15/20
18) LatinaCleoRose 14/20
19) CleoEnglish 14/20
20) Angèle 14/20

NEUTRALS:
21) Beky-Bournemouth 13/20
22) BritishJasmineUK 13/20
23) SianBabeXXX 13/20
24) British Lola May 13/20
25) British Dolll Lucy 13/20
26) lulymay1 12/20
27) TheArabPixie 12/20
28) KeiraKnoxx 12/20

NEGATIVES:
29) Pigeon Mode 11/20
30) English.Ella 11/20
31) Camilly big ass 10/20
32) english_tiffany_ 7/20
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Offline boredtryst

Like your ranking system JK, helps put things in perspective.

Were her orgasms fake, always wary when they go overboard? Does she look her age?

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I believe the orgasms were real. Part of the oral on her thing was oh shit I think you have the potential to make me actually cum here. Oh why did you stop keep going it will take a few minutes longer. But I couldn't tough it out with that smell Lol. I probably played it off as I wanna get in your pussy
But was all good as I think due to her tightness and genuine small size, my larger member was just hitting her spot. I felt her insides tighten both times and I don't think you can fake whatever cramping style action was going on with her legs. She almost kicked me :lol:. The covering her mouth etc also suggests real. She also commented and had little joke about one of her windows being up.

Age give or take. Could say she looks a bit older. You can just tell she's seen better days. Few too many drinks, lines, exposure to sun over the years compounded by lack of exercises (she strikes me as a naturally slim and blessed type). But I believe the listed age is completely honest.
I lived in Canada for a while and her chat and references (she gives on too much personal info arguably, or maybe we just clicked) indeed added up to a 1992 or so 90s kid DOB. I.e. exactly the same age as me.
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Should add the room isn't the biggest. It may even be a two bedroom flat and she uses one bed(room) for sex work and one to live/sleep in. I would love to fuck her somewhere else. She's small. Most men could fuck her in 101 positions all over different pieces of furniture sort of thing.
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At £250/hr an unbearbly smelly vag would be an instant negative for me but each to their own I guess.

Offline boredtryst

She's small. Most men could fuck her in 101 positions all over different pieces of furniture sort of thing.


That sounds a lot of fun, at 5'2 there are a lot of possibilities. Even a shower together.

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I actually don't factor price, comms, or venue into my rankings or ratings.

Her vag was an enigma. As I say it didn't seem dirty. Her general hygeine was on point. From sucking on those fake tiddies I could tell she was freshly showered and moisturised. As an occassional foot man I notice things like the soles, which for her was pale and spotless. Noticed she had on socks when collecting me, and removed once on the bed etc.
Whatever she has going on is either an unfortunate trademark smell or a slight pH issue.
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Offline boredtryst

I actually don't factor price, comms, or venue into my rankings or ratings.

Her vag was an enigma.

But not Vag smell! It's not such an issue as I don't go down on girls, it would be put me off if the whole room smelt of it though. Will say that 250ph is not cheap.
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I actually don't factor price, comms, or venue into my rankings or ratings.

Her vag was an enigma. As I say it didn't seem dirty. Her general hygeine was on point. From sucking on those fake tiddies I could tell she was freshly showered and moisturised. As an occassional foot man I notice things like the soles, which for her was pale and spotless. Noticed she had on socks when collecting me, and removed once on the bed etc.
Whatever she has going on is either an unfortunate trademark smell or a slight pH issue.

As I said each to their own, so no judgement but with me I find the smell nauseating so it would have put me off at any price. Have had a couple of occasions where after fingering have had the smell on my hands which can be difficult to get rid of if it gets under your nails.

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Nah the smell was very localised. You have to be within an inch or so to smell it.
All very enigmatic as I say.
I showered after the punt as I often do, but even before then I didn't clock the smell rubbing off on me or even the condom (oh yeah in line with previous reporting she seems to despise cum LOL, it was one of the few times the WG had no involvement in taking the condom off and clean up..so yeh I would have handled the condom myself etc and I don't recall a smell whether directly or rubbing off on fingers)

(this was reply to boredtryst)

Now I see reply for mrpunter. Yeah all adds to enigmatic. As I intimate in musings to boredtryst, the smell didn't rub off on me including fingers from fingering and the general handling of sex tools and fluids. It's all odd.
If you play sport, you know how some guys just have a significant arm smell once they start to sweat? Maybe her pussy just has that when it starts to get activated. Lol. unforunate.
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I would be interested to hear about her anal capabilities. I'm not sure any of her numerous reviews-reviewers did anal. I'd be surprised if she could take it.
In any case the no bunda whatsoever made me not personally want to indulge.
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Maybe her pussy just has that when it starts to get activated.

You could be right, I saw another girl and from her reviews it mentioned when she was turned on, it would get wet/creamy down there. When it happened I was surprised, but in a good way.

Might have to TOFTT on the anal front, but it's more money, getting very steep.
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Yeah you're right. I wouldn't cough up 300 on her for the hour as a point of principle in a way. She ain't worth it. 5 years ago I imagine yes.
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Like your ranking system JK, helps put things in perspective.

Frankly i'm in awe of his dedication and paperwork! Did he use a spreadsheet?

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Frankly i'm in awe of his dedication and paperwork! Did he use a spreadsheet?

Also for the number of reviews in the past few days.

Kudos to you JK

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No spreadsheet you know Lol I just copy and paste and edit my previous review. Which is why I can churn them out relatively quickly.
Profiles I stuck/kept on aw hotlist after punt until getting round to reviewing. Deleting accoding from hotlist now.

Regarding no spreadsheet and therefore lack of constant cross referencing, in that regard there may be flaws in the system and one or two of my four ratings categories may be off for a few. But in terms of ranking them in order of my general enjoyment I do bear that in mind. So letting wanting to give them a specific overall remark/boost them up as I did for Yasemin and Scarlette today comes to mind (gave both a generous extra mark for face I think), so I guess all in all it works out.
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Also for the number of reviews in the past few days.

Kudos to you JK

What period are the 35 reviews you have added over the last couple of days jkandjol, presume a few months as you did a a similar (if smaller) upload back in July.

Respect, as I would find it hard to remember anything other than either a catastrophe meet or a sublime one after a month or so, esp if I punted as much as you obviously do.

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yeah all from end of July til now. That's why I'm knocking them all out, because I know every single one will at worst just meet month 6 of the 6 month threshold.

As for memory I have quite a good one.some details of some punts may be washy at this point e.g. student Mia (strong positive) I am pretty sure but not 100% sure the boobs were fake e.g.. (they were amazing either way  :P). but in general I recall the things I definitely do remember. I also made small notes on the aw hotlist function.
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yeah all from end of July til now. That's why I'm knocking them all out, because I know every single one will at worst just meet month 6 of the 6 month threshold.

As for memory I have quite a good one.some details of some punts may be washy at this point e.g. student Mia (strong positive) I am pretty sure but not 100% sure the boobs were fake e.g.. (they were amazing either way  :P). but in general I recall the things I definitely do remember. I also made small notes on the aw hotlist function.

Now that is a great idea when not posting a UKP review soon after!  :thumbsup:

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Used to offer BB for a period of time....FYI

 :hi:

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Used to offer BB for a period of time....FYI

 :hi:


Harper? WOAH. On the sly/to who she fancies type or cough up the money and I'll give it to you type?

The way she avoided cum (others have reported too) I would never have bet on her as a potential barebacker. Also the fact she has a day job and does this on the side (subconcious bias from me?)
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You could be right, I saw another girl and from her reviews it mentioned when she was turned on, it would get wet/creamy down there. When it happened I was surprised, but in a good way.

Might have to TOFTT on the anal front, but it's more money, getting very steep.

I've seen Harper a few times before, and yeah, she's always been very clean so maybe it was a case of strong PH on the day or something, like OP mentioned. I've never smelled anything bad on her pussy, but who knows, maybe an off day.

I did try anal with her once, I can say her pussy feels tighter than her ass.


Harper? WOAH. On the sly/to who she fancies type or cough up the money and I'll give it to you type?

The way she avoided cum (others have reported too) I would never have bet on her as a potential barebacker. Also the fact she has a day job and does this on the side (subconcious bias from me?)

In the 4 times or so I've seen her, I've never had any BB offered or insinuated. And like you say, she avoids cum on her face, mouth etc... Only on her ass and breasts.

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Used to offer BB for a period of time....FYI

 :hi:

Any further intel/elaboration on this mate?
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Any further intel/elaboration on this mate?

It was either reported on here or another forum and/or it was openly listed on her profile - I cant remember without digging around.

For that reason I was always hesitant about booking her.

Also why would her profile need to point this out?  :blush: :blush: :blush:

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It was either reported on here or another forum and/or it was openly listed on her profile - I cant remember without digging around.

For that reason I was always hesitant about booking her.

Also why would her profile need to point this out?  :blush: :blush: :blush:

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There was a guy that filled her up with sperm after the comdom broke. That happened shortly after I met her. It is reviewed on UKP.