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External Link/Members OnlyType: In-call
Location: West Lothian (near Broxburn)
Rate: £200 p/h
In the mood for a sex show or threesome, searched couples on AW and found AlexEmily. The blowjob picture front & centre on their profile drew me in and shortly thereafter i was texting to arrange a booking for later that evening. Convoluted directions to their location aside, everything was looking up and that's as up as things went. From here on in it was a downhill slalom.
Arrived at their property, a cottage in West Lothian and was greeted by Alex. Pleasant enough fellow, but there was something a little off. Couldn't quite work out if he had a speech impediment or something else ... Money exchanged, Emily's getting ready i'm told.
Shown into the living room which was an absolute shit hole. The cottage outside is lovely, but the inside was pure Trainspotting squalor. ALARM BELLS! Small talk for a couple of minutes and in staggers Emily, absolutely melted. If i had any doubt as to their condition beforehand, i didn't now.
Money's already been exchanged and i'm none too confident as to how this will play out if i ask for it back or even look to leave. So on with the 'show'.
Expected to be directed to the bedroom, but no the main event was to take place here in the living room. Shit strewn everywhere and next to no room to manoeuvre, i strip off and literally feel the dirt under my feet with every step. Checking the soles, they're black.
Off we go and following 30 seconds of a flaccid, cock-ring wearing Alex getting a blowjob, Emily demands he fuck her. I say demands, but this is more an exhausted plea. In goes the flaccid cock, only it doesn't and i watch for several minutes while a stationary couple provide woeful sex talk of how good it is.
Position switched to doggy, Alex musters a semi and pumps Emily for a couple of minutes before blowing his load inside her. Emily for her part is telling him it's the best she's ever had, so much so she falls asleep. Alex done for the night, rouses Emily from her slumber and offers me a shot, bareback.
I apologise and say i've already blown my load. Asking for a tissue to wipe myself off, toilet roll is provided (a rare high point) to wipe down the imaginary cum. Where should i dispose of it? Throw it in the fireplace i'm told. Incredibly i hadn't noticed before, but the fireplace was littered with toilet roll and tissues.
Pleasantries exchanged and off into the night i go. Lighter of pocket, but just thankful to be out of there. Hands down the single worst meet i've ever had and i'm pretty confident it's the single worst meeting i'll ever have.
Would i recommend? I'd certainly recommend you give them the widest possible berth. And if my suspicions are correct i'd recommend they seek help. A genuinely horrible experience.
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