Author Topic: British Lola May - King's Cross (Another UKP let down!)  (Read 2362 times)


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Offline jkandjol

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I paid £140 for 1/2 Hour.

Let me be clear. I am hammering her as she completely failed on what's meant to be her unique selling point: crazy deepthroat.


Comms and Venue -

Via text all very quick. Think I ended up being her first or one of first clients at the venue. By reports on here seems I got lucky.

Fairly unassuming place across from and beyond King's Cross station. Discreet enough.


Formalities, Looks and the Meet itself -

Pleasant and cool. Had good chat about a few things.

Face so so for me. Body nice and slim-toned but just lacking a bit of something something for me.

During booking did:
Kissing, was decent.
Sex (protected), she's quite tight but didn't restrict penetration.
Oral without, Oh man. This was underwhelming. Bad. VERY toothy. AND dry. Not much more to say. Maybe my member was just the perfectly wrong length, size, angle for her. Fuck knows. But my experience compared to what she advertises and indeed what my peers have reported on here was just tragic. There's not much more for me to say.
Sensitive Nympho and Petite Suraia come to mind as small women with small mouths who did great deepthroat on me without any hint of teeth. How's the deepthroat queen scratching me with her teeth a dozen plus times in a mere few minutes? Man, this punt was SAD.
Let me be clear, she was putting in effort and plenty of her bobbing and head and hand action etc. But I found it bad. Very bad.


Ratings -

Face: 3 star
Body: 3 star
Attitude: 5 star
Service: 2 stars

She's lucky she doesn't refer to deepthroat in her profile name. If she did I'd be considering giving 0 for service on grounds she doesn't deliver on her main appeal. But to be fair, it is only mentioned at the end of the banner line and I guess it's the feedback on here which had me expecting a whole lot better as opposed to the girl herself.

Overall: 13/20. I'll stick her below that BritishJasmine.

Rankings to date:

POSITIVES:
1) Carol Queen of Anal 18/20
2) LittleLouisexox 18/20
3) Tammy_xoxo 17/20
4) Elizabeth Romanova 17/20
5) Brielle 21 17/20
6) Yours_Khloe 17/20
7) juicy_jasmine 17/20
8) Elite-Jessica 16/20
9) Sensitive_Nympho 16/20
10) lexi.babe 15/20
11) Little-Brat-Jess 15/20
12) Englishslutjessica 15/20
13) Natalia_UK 15/20
14) Lavish Diana 15/20
15) LatinaCleoRose 14/20
16) CleoEnglish 14/20
17) Angèle 14/20

NEUTRALS:
18) BritishJasmineUK 13/20
19) British Lola May 13/20
20) British Dolll Lucy 13/20
21) lulymay1 12/20
22) KeiraKnoxx 12/20

NEGATIVES:
23) Pigeon Mode 11/20
24) Camilly big ass 10/20
25) english_tiffany_ 7/20
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Oh second thoughts there may have been an additional charge for oral WITHOUT the condom (which I would have paid for). I cannot remember if there was one or not, though.

Also think she mentioned she lives in Leeds and visits London just for this. Another don't shit where you eat one. I recall chat about living overseas also. I won't mention nation for her discretion. But basically even she she lives/day jobs there she will come back to do this for a quick buck every now and then.
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If anyone reads this before Mod changes it, to be clear it should be a Neutral.
I made mistake and have since reported it for change.
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I was very close to seeing her but she quoted £200 extra for filming. I declined