House of Divine (HOD) Elle (32a). Victoria, London

[anonymouse72]

I'm not sure how long cum stays "inside" after unprotected sex. Or if it lingers. If it can just be washed away?  Not an issue for me but know one knows what the girl is doing in her private life. So the idea that we a most hygienic earlier is not always correct. I know some girls don't wash between bookings and are always full booked. Also if you guys are that fussed about hygiene the you probably should not do OWO and kissing. Which I gather most insist on. Because these services are far more unhygienic than a bit of dried cum on the tits.

I'm not trying to be a dick just trying to make some valid points. And entertain myself. My comments are meant to be lighthearted. I hope I don't get banned for being an argumentative bitch. That is not meant to be my intention

You make some valid points and contributions on here Laura. I don't think you've said anything argumentative or worthy of a ban. Just my own opinion. Have a safe train journey and a happy New year.

[LauraHoD]

Thanks. I'm back home now so should probably just get on with my life and not get sucked into the UKP wormhole. Happy new year xx

[LauraHoD]

I'm sure you won't, as these are useful topics to discuss
Just I'd want to avoid those girls that don't (unlike you) wash between bookings, I'll guess I will never know.

I could just ask the girl at the start of the meet if she had washed, but that's a potential mood killer and some would take offence, or (maybe) just lie about it.

I'm sure you know from your previous experience asking the girl if she has washed won't go down well. And obviously she probably won't tell you if she hasn't.

[patelprat]

I'm sure you know from your previous experience asking the girl if she has washed won't go down well. And obviously she probably won't tell you if she hasn't.

I do indeed know, I believe it was justified at that time to ask, given the situation.
Happily, the follow up meeting was amazing 
And one just last week at HOD was also good.

[Stevelondon]

I’ve actually only ever been to HOD once and that was a flat in Pimlico. If memory serves me well I think the bedroom I was shown into, had an en-suite.
For the life of me can’t recall the two ladies I saw (one after the other)
They both used the en-suite.

So I can’t speak about HOD really………. Flats/houses where more than one girl is working is not my usual punting ground. Saying that I have been to places like the retreat/secret27.

But god. The smell of spunk on a SP’s chest would certainly put me off.
I have to say. I just love it when I see the girl jump in the shower afterwards. Even (I dare say) if it’s cut into my hours booking by 5 minutes let’s say. At least I know the lass is keeping herself spick and span for whoever’s next.

Cos as we all know. The next guy might just be one of us. 😂

[Shadow314]

No ensuites at the current HoD setup but should be no excuse for not washing 
For Elle was a bit surprised to see this since my experience has been she starts bookings late, shower eating into the booking time.

I've not figured out the break setup at HoD: some girls definitely back-to-back, others definitely have gaps built into the schedule.
In my mind I always think of it as £150/45mins with any time above that a bonus given the setup.

[LauraHoD]

Yes as stated above you should probably not expect the full time you have booked to be "Sexy time" and factor in extra time for showers etc. Due to the low prices for the area I don't think that is unreasonable. It would only be feasible financially to have 15 min breaks between bookings if the prices were significantly increased. Higher priced agencies do this but are charging 200 or more per hour and minimum one hour bookings. Plus the girl might not use the time to shower. She might just fix her make up and snort a line of coke lol (no proof of this just I have shared flats with so called "high class escorts")

If it's not clear I am definitely not implying to my knowledge that any girls at HOD take drugs on the premises. I'm referring to the girls that I have known in the past that work at the higher priced agencies from their own private flats

[Munter84]

I've never understood why they don't slightly stagger bookings so you don't have 2-3 punters all being ushered in and out at the same time.

[LauraHoD]

Like i said that would result in a price increase to make up for the extremely high cost of renting in Pimlico one of the most expensive parts of London and the rapidly increasing cost of energy bills. Having the heating on all day, endless use of showers and washing machine and tumble driers on all day mean the bill are extremely high. So they need to maximise earnings. Both for HoD and for the girls working there.

[patelprat]

Cutting thru all the noise in this thread, I think it should be mandated by management that all HOD escorts clean themselves as best they can quickly before the next client. If bathroom momentarily occupied, they wait. Or even quickly run to the bathroom in the other flat if feasible!

This is really the only take-away IMO.

[LauraHoD]

As I sure you know from visiting HOD things can get very busy and chaotic in the flats and the last thing the maid have time to do is police the girls personal hygiene. If you think a girl smells or tastes bad then you don't have to book them again. Of course we are told to wash between booking and take breaks etc. But they don't have the time to enforce this so like many things it's down to the discretion of the individual girl. If people choose not to book Elle based on this review that is their call. I doubt she will care since she is always fully booked anyway