House of Divine (HOD) Elle (32a). Victoria, London

[Kuteguy]

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32, 32a, 5'4, size 8
Cost: £80 for 30 minutes

Communication

HOD are super straight forward to organise anything with. Sent a text and requested for Elle- all booked within minutes

Location
For me, the worst thing about HoD - location. It is an hour to get to. A horrible 10-15 min walk from Tube platform at Victoria (I took the exit for the Victoria Coach station as that was best for my needs and then through the shopping centre upstairs)

The Experience
Overall great experience - just the kind of body i like. Thin (would have preferred taller). Personally, I feel her photos on the web are a little bit enhanced, but not too much off the mark. She was accommodating, good to converse with, friendly, polite, nice. English. I also feel like the last customer's cum was still on her boobs - I could smell it quite strongly, which was off putting. There was a little bit of LFK - I don't usually go for more than that unless I feel an insane level of chemistry.

Would I recommend? Yes, definitely

[patelprat]

I also feel like the last customer's cum was still on her boobs - I could smell it quite strongly, which was off putting.

Thanks for this review! Very timely as I have pre booked.
However the comment above has put me right off if she does not even wash properly between clients.
Why recommend her to others if that's true?
May need to cancel.

If true, this would have been a neutral/neg for me, despite the good service.

Escorts always bang on about wanting clean clients, the reverse is also true.

[tantraman]

... I also feel like the last customer's cum was still on her boobs - I could smell it quite strongly, which was off putting ...

Oh Gawd ... this reminds me of Kama's salty boobs again!

[Kevin Boss]

reads as a neutral to me unfortunately.

[patelprat]

Tough one, as she has mostly positive feedback, so still in 2 minds.
I mean it could have been a one-off.

OP - how sure are you that this was due to her not showering/cleaning herself properly after the prior customer?

[MysteryManNo.7]

Thanks for this review! Very timely as I have pre booked.
However the comment above has put me right off if she does not even wash properly between clients.
Why recommend her to others if that's true?
May need to cancel.

If true, this would have been a neutral/neg for me, despite the good service.

Escorts always bang on about wanting clean clients, the reverse is also true.

I agree 100% with you on this but you're deluding yourself if you think every escort is always squeaky clean for each and every punter especially at a place like HOD where they are often booked up back-to-back. Not saying it's right, they should be as clean as they expect the clients to be especially if their last client has just blown his man-jam all other their tits/in their mouth but I can recall times where I have finished a vigorous shagging session with a girl at HOD and she basically pulls herself off my cock, pulls her kickers and bra back on and then runs into the other bedroom to straight away start servicing her next client!

It's going to be tricky as HOD only have one bathroom at each location. It was much better when they had two old locations with two bathrooms, both en-suites. It was the one thing that made their West Ken location decent!

[patelprat]

I agree 100% with you on this but you're deluding yourself if you think every escort is always squeaky clean for each and every punter especially at a place like HOD where they are often booked up back-to-back. Not saying it's right, they should be as clean as they expect the clients to be especially if their last client has just blown his man-jam all other their tits/in their mouth but I can recall times where I have finished a vigorous shagging session with a girl at HOD and she basically pulls herself off my cock, pulls her kickers and bra back on and then runs into the other bedroom to straight away start servicing her next client!

It's going to be tricky as HOD only have one bathroom at each location. It was much better when they had two old locations with two bathrooms, both en-suites. It was the one thing that made their West Ken location decent!

Kassandra told me just the other day that the girls (or at least she) can take as long a break as they need between clients, no one forces back to back on them. (I have no idea of knowing if it's true of course). So they could clean properly if they wanted to, a quick body shower can take just a few mins. Granted, if bathroom occupied, and a client is waiting, might be harder.

Agree maybe they can't be squeezy clean, but having cum left on tits for the next guy is not acceptable in any scenario.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Kassandra told me just the other day that the girls (or at least she) can take as long a break as they need between clients, no one forces back to back on them. (I have no idea of knowing if it's true of course). So they could clean properly if they wanted to, a quick body shower can take just a few mins. Granted, if bathroom occupied, and a client is waiting, might be harder.

Agree maybe they can't be squeezy clean, but having cum left on tits for the next guy is not acceptable in any scenario.

I think it goes without saying the girls aren't forced to do anything at all but it's going to be tricky to keep clients happy if they're losing say 5 mins off a booking because she's having to clean herself. I personally don't mind if I lose a few minutes whilst I wait for a girl to clean herself at HOD but that's going to be tricky sometimes with only one bathroom per flat.

One girl I've seen regularly there told me she always showers between clients, even if it's just a quick wash of her breasts, vulva and a swill of mouthwash and she told me this whilst we were literally showering together after the booking had ended and were basically still going at it 

I would prefer all the girls clean themselves between clients of course especially if they've got cum all over themselves that should be a requirement in that scenario but it has to be a juggling act of trying to keep the client happy and managing with only the one shower. The only thing HOD could do is move to locations with multiple showers.

[Munter84]

A horrible 10-15 min walk from Tube platform at Victoria (I took the exit for the Victoria Coach station as that was best for my needs and then through the shopping centre upstairs)

Unless I'm missing something, you are taking a long route? From the tube station, head into the station proper, take a left and exit past McDonalds. From there it's a brisk 5 minutes.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Unless I'm missing something, you are taking a long route? From the tube station, head into the station proper, take a left and exit past McDonalds. From there it's a brisk 5 minutes.

Yeah, that was a headscratcher for me too. A big plus is that HOD is only a 5 minute (10 if you walk slow) walk from London Victoria.

[anonymouse72]

Unless I'm missing something, you are taking a long route? From the tube station, head into the station proper, take a left and exit past McDonalds. From there it's a brisk 5 minutes.

Pimlico is about the same distance from Hod and the station is easier to exit. I've got off the tube and walked it from there before.

[finn5555]

Always an issue with brothels where they have limited facilities and are often serving punters back to back.
I am not saying indies are always fastidious over their cleanliness but the vast majority will be.

[doughboy]

Thanks for this review! Very timely as I have pre booked.
However the comment above has put me right off if she does not even wash properly between clients.
Why recommend her to others if that's true?
May need to cancel.

If true, this would have been a neutral/neg for me, despite the good service.

Escorts always bang on about wanting clean clients, the reverse is also true.

I’ve left a few punts at this agency where the girl has just wiped her pussy with a wet wipe to be ready for the next punter. Hence why I have a policy that I’ll only visit if I can get a booking within the first hour.

[LauraHoD]

Obviously it depends on the girl. But I always wash or swish Mouthwash depending on services. The one shower per flat is difficult and is often made worse by clients arriving early for showers DON'T DO THIS EVER!! arrive at the exact time you have booked and if you want to shower before or after your session it is included in the time you paid for.

[finn5555]

Obviously it depends on the girl. But I always wash or swish Mouthwash depending on services. The one shower per flat is difficult and is often made worse by clients arriving early for showers DON'T DO THIS EVER!! arrive at the exact time you have booked and if you want to shower before or after your session it is included in the time you paid for.

That’s why brothels aren’t ideal IMO both punters and prossies will neglect cleanliness due to time constraints 

[LauraHoD]

If you don't like brothels don't go to them. But you probably arn't gonna get many indies working in Central London that offer the same quality of SP that HoD does for the same price. And even if you book at girl at a higher price there is no garrentee she will be wash between bookings. Obviously I prefer to work in brothels with multiple showers. But HOD don't have an unlimited choice of flats that they can rent in central London. The current situation works well and is is unlikely to change.

[finn5555]

If you don't like brothels don't go to them. But you probably arn't gonna get many indies working in Central London that offer the same quality of SP that HoD does for the same price. And even if you book at girl at a higher price there is no garrentee she will be wash between bookings. Obviously I prefer to work in brothels with multiple showers. But HOD don't have an unlimited choice of flats that they can rent in central London. The current situation works well and is is unlikely to change.

I don’t use brothels and like I said in earlier posts indies aren’t always the most diligent either. My point was with limited facilities and back to back bookings the opportunity for cleanliness is reduced.

As for quality v price that’s subjective and forms no basis of the argument it’s not good to find other blokes jizz on a prossies tits 🤦🏼‍♂️

[patelprat]

If you don't like brothels don't go to them. But you probably arn't gonna get many indies working in Central London that offer the same quality of SP that HoD does for the same price. And even if you book at girl at a higher price there is no garrentee she will be wash between bookings. Obviously I prefer to work in brothels with multiple showers. But HOD don't have an unlimited choice of flats that they can rent in central London. The current situation works well and is is unlikely to change.

Clearly it's not OK for any SP to have cum from the last client on them still. And if the only pussy cleaning between clients (assuming what others have said is true) is using wet wipes (if anything at all), that doesn't sound great either lol. Regardless of the shower situation that should be unacceptable for HOD. I cancelled my meet with Elle after I read this review. Hopefully isolated incidents that have easy fixes though, as I do want to return at some point.

[anonymouse72]

Obviously it depends on the girl. But I always wash or swish Mouthwash depending on services. The one shower per flat is difficult and is often made worse by clients arriving early for showers DON'T DO THIS EVER!! arrive at the exact time you have booked and if you want to shower before or after your session it is included in the time you paid for.

So 5 minutes of client time to shower. 5 minutes waiting for the girl to finally arrive. You can see why guys turn up 5 minutes early Laura.

Perhaps Hod should go down the Thai agency route of girl and client showering together.

[LauraHoD]

Well HoD is what it is. If you don't like it you don't need to go there but seeing how many reviews we get obviously lots of the gentlemen on this forum seem to be happy with the set up

[doughboy]

Well HoD is what it is. If you don't like it you don't need to go there but seeing how many reviews we get obviously lots of the gentlemen on this forum seem to be happy with the set up

Only those who play golf with Karl are happy with the set up.

[finn5555]

Well HoD is what it is. If you don't like it you don't need to go there but seeing how many reviews we get obviously lots of the gentlemen on this forum seem to be happy with the set up

Laura nobody is saying the prossies are crap or it’s not value for money the discussion is about Elle having cum on her tits with her next punter which is rank  guess it’s better than on her lips 😂😂

And for the record Karl is a low life pimp I’ve seen his work before in how he treats his prossies 🤬

[MysteryManNo.7]

I like HOD, have punted there for many years and will continue to do so but it's not immune to criticism. There are many benefits to the place: It's easy to book and the maids are very helpful in this regard, there's a really good selection of wonderful women available even after the mass exodus of 2020, it's reasonably priced and conveniently located 10 mins walk from a major public transport hub.

However, you often get shorted on time which even when it's 5 minutes is not really fair when you're paying a lot per minute even if HOD is reasonably priced and the hygiene issues as has been mentioned in this thread. I'm no germphobe and completely get that the ladies aren't always going to be sparkling clean but would at least expect them to have a very quick shower and mouthwash between clients especially if their previous client ejaculated all over them/in their mouth. I get it's going to be a struggle in the two small flats HOD operate from with each only having one bathroom and multiple people wanting to use them constantly but surely HOD could take steps to alleviate this if they wanted such as ensuring there is a 15 minute gap between clients. I recall them floating this idea on twitter a few years ago but I gather they scrapped it as it would mean overall less clients per day, meaning less money for both the girls and the house.

Personally I don't mind losing a few minutes off of the start of my booking whilst the WG I'm seeing jumps in the shower and has a swill of mouthwash if she's just finished with her last client but it takes the piss on the few occasions I've walked in, seen the WG I've booked sitting on a sofa ready to go and I'm still left waiting 5 mins to hear the clicking of heels approaching the door!

[anonymouse72]

Well HoD is what it is. If you don't like it you don't need to go there but seeing how many reviews we get obviously lots of the gentlemen on this forum seem to be happy with the set up

The set up isn't an issue ordinarily Laura but if it's impacting on hygiene then something needs addressing. I don't have an issue using a few minutes to shower and a soap down in the shower from a fit and naked Thai bird is quite fun. Perhaps it could work at hod also with staggered booking times. Assured hygiene all round.

[StingRay]

Pre-cummed boobs, I'm thinking that some punters would pay extra for this - come on guys, own up! 

[speedygonzal]

Most girls are booked back to back, is really a conveyor belt system. Is funny to see always positive comments about the maids ( they take ages to respond an simple text message and sometimes messup bookings) £80 is not cheap if you have to deal with ladies that aren’t properly cleaned. they must enforce some buffer time between costumers. at least 5min. I know it will be weird but I prefer to have a booking at an unusual time like 2:50pm with a clean lady rather than 2:30pm with a smelly one.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Most girls are booked back to back, is really a conveyor belt system. Is funny to see always positive comments about the maids ( they take ages to respond an simple text message and sometimes messup bookings) £80 is not cheap if you have to deal with ladies that aren’t properly cleaned. they must enforce some buffer time between costumers. at least 5min. I know it will be weird but I prefer to have a booking at an unusual time like 2:50pm with a clean lady rather than 2:30pm with a smelly one.

I find texting tends to not be the way to go with bookings at HOD but if you call the maids are the vast majority of the time helpful and accommodating. I have been double booked once by an inexperienced maid but was compensated for it. I agree about enforcing some sort of buffer time but I don't think HOD will as obviously they make money based on how many men they get through the doors each day.

[LauraHoD]

Well the OP gave elle a positive review so maybe he like the cum on the tits!! As some one mentioned before some guys are a bit kinky!!

[anonymouse72]

Well the OP gave elle a positive review so maybe he like the cum on the tits!! As some one mentioned before some guys are a bit kinky!!

Perhaps a new chargeable extra, salty tits

[LauraHoD]

So 5 minutes of client time to shower. 5 minutes waiting for the girl to finally arrive. You can see why guys turn up 5 minutes early Laura.

Perhaps Hod should go down the Thai agency route of girl and client showering together.

When the client and girl shower together it take longer so ends up using more of the precious shower time. Only works with ensuite bathrooms. I wish we had that luxury

[LauraHoD]

In reality if you want to have a 30 min service withashoershower before and after. Then book 45 mins!!

[finn5555]

In reality if you want to have a 30 min service withashoershower before and after. Then book 45 mins!!

Or you saying book 30 minutes with a filthy whore 😂😂😂

[LauraHoD]

I’ve left a few punts at this agency where the girl has just wiped her pussy with a wet wipe to be ready for the next punter. Hence why I have a policy that I’ll only visit if I can get a booking within the first hour.

but what if she had sex with her boyfriend before she came to work

[LauraHoD]

Or you saying book 30 minutes with a filthy whore 😂😂😂
Well I'm pretty sure you are one of the hod haters club so I don't think this is something you need to worry about is it?

[LauraHoD]

Only those who play golf with Karl are happy with the set up.

so do you play golf?? Cos you reviewed loads of girls from Annabellasl/MKE

[finn5555]

Or you saying book 30 minutes with a filthy whore 😂😂😂
Well I'm pretty sure you are one of the hod haters club so I don't think this is something you need to worry about is it?

I hate the pimp yes but some of the staff are very fuckable 👍🏻

[LauraHoD]

I guess you will just have to make a moral judgement then!!

[patelprat]

Well the OP gave elle a positive review so maybe he like the cum on the tits!! As some one mentioned before some guys are a bit kinky!!

Let's not encourage this please!

[finn5555]

I guess you will just have to make a moral judgement then!!

I do I wouldn’t use any of his brothels 

[doughboy]

but what if she had sex with her boyfriend before she came to work

Then I’d hope she has a shower and cleaned herself up for 11am. Look, I’m not expecting anyone to be sterile clean but what I don’t want to pay for is to have another man’s jizz in a girls mouth if I’m kissing her nor another’s mans jizz on her body. I accept I’m paying to see a working girl and I can’t guarantee how clean she is but by booking the first couple of slots in the day should minimise the chances of unhygienic occurrence.

[doughboy]

so do you play golf?? Cos you reviewed loads of girls from Annabellasl/MKE

The set up is convenient for a quick punt. Luckily there are a handful of decent girls on the rota I can have a good time with. I’m also a fucking good golfer as well as a fucking good fuck. All of this helps.

[patelprat]

Looks like Laura, who is basically representing HOD here, doesn't want to acknowledge this sort of hygiene is unacceptable, doesn't take it seriously and seems to be implying we just take it/accept that it can happen or look elsewhere.

And I was under the impression that back to back bookings aren't mandated, unless of course the SP herself wants to work like that?

I wonder if HOD will link to this "positive" review from Elle's HOD page 

[anonymouse72]

Looks like Laura, who is basically representing HOD here, doesn't want to acknowledge this sort of hygiene is unacceptable, doesn't take it seriously and seems to be implying we just take it/accept that it can happen or look elsewhere.

And I was under the impression that back to back bookings aren't mandated, unless of course the SP herself wants to work like that?

I wonder if HOD will link to this "positive" review from Elle's HOD page 

I think we all agree poor hygiene for both girls and clients is unacceptable, but being realistic it's unlikely to change and in fairness you can hardly expect Laura to come on here and say negative things about her employer.

[StingRay]

Well, you could say the profile is accurate, since it does state "COB" (cum on body)!

[LauraHoD]

I think we all agree poor hygiene for both girls and clients is unacceptable, but being realistic it's unlikely to change and in fairness you can hardly expect Laura to come on here and say negative things about her employer.

to be honest I just joined this thread to entertain myself on a long train journey. I don't agree with poor hygiene either for the girls or client but it is not a hobby you should engage in if you that germphobic. Like I said I always personally wash and use mouth wash between bookings even if mean shaving a few minutes off the booking. Also I don't work exclusively for HoD and I don't post on their behalf. They don't know what I post but of course I wouldn't publicly slate them. Firstly because it would inevitably get back to them but also I don't think they are that bad if did I wouldn't work with them for over 6 years. They are not my employer. I am self employed and have my own opinions.

[LauraHoD]

Well, you could say the profile is accurate, since it does state "COB" (cum on body)!

haha yeah maybe we shouldn't put that on our profiles anymore. I discourage cum on my body. I usually just insist it goes in my mouth then I know where it is. Most guys prefer that if it's offered anyway
. Mouth or condom is best then I don't have to worry where it's gone.

[LauraHoD]

Then I’d hope she has a shower and cleaned herself up for 11am. Look, I’m not expecting anyone to be sterile clean but what I don’t want to pay for is to have another man’s jizz in a girls mouth if I’m kissing her nor another’s mans jizz on her body. I accept I’m paying to see a working girl and I can’t guarantee how clean she is but by booking the first couple of slots in the day should minimise the chances of unhygienic occurrence.

yeah I just think it's funny that guys think we are "clean" at 11am when we could of had unprotected sex with a partner a few hours before.

[patelprat]

yeah I just think it's funny that guys think we are "clean" at 11am when we could of had unprotected sex with a partner a few hours before.

Outside of the brothel context without the time pressure, we'd assume you'd wash after sex anyway

But yeah no one ever really knows. This "hobby" comes with a baseline risk no matter how careful we are, but let's address the obvious things such as cleaning cum off off us ahead of the next booking 

[LauraHoD]

I'm not sure how long cum stays "inside" after unprotected sex. Or if it lingers. If it can just be washed away?  Not an issue for me but know one knows what the girl is doing in her private life. So the idea that we a most hygienic earlier is not always correct. I know some girls don't wash between bookings and are always full booked. Also if you guys are that fussed about hygiene the you probably should not do OWO and kissing. Which I gather most insist on. Because these services are far more unhygienic than a bit of dried cum on the tits.

I'm not trying to be a dick just trying to make some valid points. And entertain myself. My comments are meant to be lighthearted. I hope I don't get banned for being an argumentative bitch. That is not meant to be my intention

[patelprat]

I'm not sure how long cum stays "inside" after unprotected sex. Or if it lingers. If it can just be washed away?  Not an issue for me but know one knows what the girl is doing in her private life. So the idea that we a most hygienic earlier is not always correct. I know some girls don't wash between bookings and are always full booked. Also if you guys are that fussed about hygiene the you probably should not do OWO and kissing. Which I gather most insist on. Because these services are far more unhygienic than a bit of dried cum on the tits.

I'm not trying to be a dick just trying to make some valid points. And entertain myself. My comments are meant to be lighthearted. I hope I don't get banned for being an argumentative bitch. That is not meant to be my intention

I'm sure you won't, as these are useful topics to discuss
Just I'd want to avoid those girls that don't (unlike you) wash between bookings, I'll guess I will never know.

I could just ask the girl at the start of the meet if she had washed, but that's a potential mood killer and some would take offence, or (maybe) just lie about it.