Author Topic: Helen Thai - massive tits - Tower Hamlets  (Read 3897 times)


5 review(s) for THAI SEXBOMB (2 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

Offline FitzChivalry

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Long time lurker first time reviewer

Conscious this will not be policy compliant but I don't have time to write reviews which are as excellent as other posters but wanted to contribute

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Punt took place in late December. 30 mins no extras. Flat just off brick lane.

Services were OWO and sex in multiple positions finished in bag.

Helen for some reasons would not do cow girl which is a shame considering her tits.

Anyway as noted already she is not your standard Thai. She is short and chubby but the tits are fucking massive and that was what I was here for. Plenty of play and whilst fucking in missionary she let me grab them pretty hard which was hot.

If you want a fit slim Thai bird then Helen is not the one.

Positive for me but I have low standards.

If (like me) you are mainly interested in chubby / fat birds with massive tits then she is worth a visit.

Would I return - yes


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Cheers for your first review, how much did you pay?

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Did she have those weird contact lenses in which make her eyes look freaky?

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Cheers for your first review, how much did you pay?

Think it was 80. But can't remember

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Did she have those weird contact lenses in which make her eyes look freaky?

Yes she did.

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Think it was 80. But can't remember
If you can't remember do you mean it took place in December 2022? a couple of weeks doesn't seen long to forget what you paid.    :unknown:

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... She is short and chubby but the tits are fucking massive ...

... that they are :wacko: ...

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... that they are :wacko: ...

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She doesn’t look that “chubby” or would you say the pics airbrush her stomach?

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She doesn’t look that “chubby” or would you say the pics airbrush her stomach?

She is much dumpier in person and also has a big face/weird contacts. I was ready to walk when I saw her but she was wearing a zip up hoody and I could see it would be worth unzipping. They're massive and heavy but it's a weird vibe.

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She doesn’t look that “chubby” or would you say the pics airbrush her stomach?

Yes

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Read all the reviews, this SP is not consistent, the tits aren't as big as the pics suggest especially as the gut isn't anywhere near as tiny and flat.  The latest are clearly deceptively shot and doctored.
"Standards" isn't a term I'd use in describing this SP in any way neutral or positive, i.e. I'd only be saying she failed to meet any service wise.

If all you want to do is fuck/glaze/motorboat a pair of outsized tits on a short Asian without any need for positive attitude or response from the SP then she's another notch for your tally.  If however you want more to the experience than a pair of tits backed by a pulse...

Offline BillGoldberg

Read all the reviews, this SP is not consistent, the tits aren't as big as the pics suggest especially as the gut isn't anywhere near as tiny and flat.  The latest are clearly deceptively shot and doctored.
"Standards" isn't a term I'd use in describing this SP in any way neutral or positive, i.e. I'd only be saying she failed to meet any service wise.

If all you want to do is fuck/glaze/motorboat a pair of outsized tits on a short Asian without any need for positive attitude or response from the SP then she's another notch for your tally.  If however you want more to the experience than a pair of tits backed by a pulse...

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :lol:

So well described!

I booked her a while back because of those tits, and purely titswise, she doesn't disappoint.

Regarding the photos, her tits in person are incredible, massive, heavy and all natural, I'd say no photoshopping at all of the tits, in fact they seem even bigger in person
But, everything else is definitely photoshopped.

She's pretty fat, definitely dumpy, darker skinned (that doesn't bother me at all but it's a very noticeable difference), older looking but facially more normal and undoubtedly female looking than the weird manly appearance in the pics.

Servicewise you've nailed it, just a "get the job done with minimal to no sensuality" type girl.

Certainly not the worst punt I've ever had, the tits are mind boggling, but her sex appeal is minimal as are her efforts to show you a good time.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2023, 07:23:52 am by BillGoldberg »

Offline BillGoldberg

Lord have mercy! May need to visit her soon.

In no way, shape or form does she look this good in person!

Major photoshopping, but if you just want tits, they absolutely don't disappoint

Offline VladtheImpaleHer

I'm in search of massive tits at the moment so I'll add her back to my HL and give her a go in the new year for 30 mins.

Offline tony22

I've seen her, and admittedly only went to see, feast and come on her tits in that order). Was an OK punt but wouldn't repeat. Her tits are massive, the rest isn't so attractive.