Author Topic: HotTelfordMinx -Telford  (Read 2689 times)


23 review(s) for HOTTELFORDMINX (17 positive, 0 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by scutty brown]

Offline Justimaginewhatif

Link: External Link/Members Only

Location: As previous reviews state, new estate in Telford. Venue fit for purpose.

Services Requested and confirmed beforehand: DFK, OWO  CIM

Fee: £80.00

Comms: Not the best

The deed: All confirmed by email, she sent her number to message her when you reach location. Message sent and told to wait, then message received stating to make my way to the venue.
Met at the patio doors, on entering and seeing her stood there I was instantly disappointed. Most of the reviews state she's beautiful, gorgeous etc etc IMO she's not. She's a short woman with a stomach in her mid 50's I'd say, she looks quite tired. Dress size 12. She's not ugly I will say that but she's not gorgeous/beautiful and yes as always I know looks are subjective.


Pleasant enough, greeted with a hug and small talk. TBH I really should have walked but had read so much about how great her oral skills were and I'd wanted to see her for a while I thought I'd take a chance.
Pleasantries out the way, she asked me to undress and came over as I sat on the edge of the bed, she came over and I had a feel of her, tried to engage in DFK but she wasn't interested it was just pecks really. Her tits are ok, again I cannot understand the hype as they're nothing special. After a few minutes of that she made her way down as I was lying on the bed and proceeded with a decent OWO BJ, this went on for about 5/7mins and then I got the feeling she was rushing and trying to make me hurry and finish. This instantly puts me off when a girl does this then she asks how I wanted to finish, I said CIM, so she started to wank rather quickly, I told her was about to finish and she sucked but stopped almost as soon as I came and moved to a side so I didn't get the proper CIM experience.
She passed some Wipes for me to clean up, a little small talk and I was out the door.

Summary: I expected a really fit, pretty milf based on reviews and her profile pictures, I didn't get that at all. Her profile pictures are not an accurate reflection of her and really need updating. My review is almost identical to Night Kings, she kept on giggling and muttering stuff that I couldn't make out. She didn't wear what I'd requested either.

I wouldn't visit again, the out of date profile information and services not honoured as agreed warrant a negative for me.


Offline Justimaginewhatif

Apologies, this was 2/3 months ago.

Offline Night king

Thanks for the review, she was slurring her words, when seen her,
Yeah can't understand the hype not pretty at all, I still say she looks like a Barbara Windsor, 😂, hey that's me....

« Last Edit: December 21, 2023, 11:49:28 am by Night king »

Offline Justimaginewhatif

Thanks for the review, she was slurring her words, when seen her,
Yeah can't understand the hype not pretty at all, I still say she looks like a Barbara Windsor, 😂, hey that's me....

I know exactly what you mean about the Babs likeliness 😂

Offline Night king

I know exactly what you mean about the Babs likeliness 😂
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Exactly, 😂, I was shocked myself I thought I was going to see a stunner, was truly disappointed, ☹️, but got Barbara Windsor, instead😂
« Last Edit: December 21, 2023, 12:12:41 pm by Night king »

Offline RandomGuy99

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Exactly, 😂, I was shocked myself I thought I was going to see a stunner, was truly disappointed, ☹️, but got Barbara Windsor, instead😂
Is that a young or old version of Barbara Windsor?

Offline Night king

Is that a young or old version of Barbara Windsor?
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50s not attractive at all,  not for me anyway
« Last Edit: December 21, 2023, 12:41:20 pm by Night king »

Offline Justimaginewhatif

Is that a young or old version of Barbara Windsor?

Barbara Windsor was gorgeous back in her day, HTM or Lauren as she's known may well have been but IMO isn't anymore.

I think she's very similar looking to this SP External Link/Members Only who I wouldn't see either. Had I have known what she looked like prior to visiting I wouldn't have booked, but again others may find her attractive.

Offline Night king

Why is her verification profile, different person, that I don't understand...looks like a 18 year old...😂
« Last Edit: December 21, 2023, 05:21:01 pm by Night king »

Offline Justimaginewhatif

Very deceptive indeed, looks nothing like her at all.

Offline RandomGuy99

Her previous reviews say she is exactly as described.

Odd.

Offline Nightingale

Why is her verification profile, different person, that I don't understand...looks like a 18 year old...😂
Yup! That definitely ain’t her.

Offline Iamforreal

That verification picture is some mistake, definitely not her, I met her well before covid and she was slim, quite fit, nice looking milf, but not a stunner and provided a good service, it looks like it's going downhill, thanks for the review, I was thinking to maybe go back, but i won't now.

Offline watsey

I saw her back in the Summer and was very happy with the service and I didn't find her unattractive.
I did comment in my review that she seemed reluctant to show her midriff and guessed she had developed a tum.
Tried to book her again a month later but comms were poor so gave up. May try again in the New Year.

Offline alabama1

Why is her verification profile, different person, that I don't understand...looks like a 18 year old...😂
Where are you finding her verification picture. On her profile it says she has chosen to hide it  :unknown:

Offline 8MillionDollarMan

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Where are you finding her verification picture. On her profile it says she has chosen to hide it  :unknown:

Search her name and it shows.
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