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£40 - 15 mins
LE2, close to Saffron Lane. A well known location for whoring Romanians, just opposite the park.
Punt happened early December.
Where do I even begin?! The only positive were the comms. It’s a blatant B&S. The girl who opened the door was a short skinny little brunette, size 4. Her tits must have gone out for a walk as I couldn’t see them. She was wearing two red bras on top of each other to compensate. Wtf? I foolishly walked in, as this was already a plan B. As soon as I had a better look at her, her eyes didn’t seem quite right. She had some random name scribbled on her thigh with a pen. I should have just left. But I proceeded. Money sorted, she tells me to take clothes off and lay down on the bed. It was covered with random hair, fluff and other small bits. It took her about half a minute to open the rubber. BJ was utter crap, toothy AF. I could smell her bad breath. It lasted about 30 seconds. But surprisingly, I was at full mast.
Started to fuck her in mish with me standing by the bed. Was told to take it slowly, so I did. I couldn’t really go any slower. Yet, she looked uncomfortable. Then suddenly I was hit with her BO that remained lingering in the air for the rest of the punt. It was revolting. Vomit inducing stench. Like a kitchen bin that has had left over meat inside it for weeks during hot summer months. The fan that was next to the bed blowing at 100mph wasn’t helping either. The room was boiling hot. She desperately needs a good scrub and a wash.
I then flipped her over for doggy. The lingering smell was getting worse by the second. Started slowly again and built up quite a good rhythm. Called her a little whore while slapping her spotty arse continuously. She was weirdly moaning throughout. Hammered away and blew my load deep inside her. Took out my cock and it absolutely reeked. Was left to clean myself with a toilet paper. Took off the rubber and it stank, as did my hands afterwords. Horrendous smell. Just vile. Pure filth. One of my worst punts ever.
Followed up with a triple cheeseburger from McDonald’s and that was the highlight of the night.
AVOID
Overall: -0/10
Triple cheeseburger: 7/10
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