skipperbarbiebabe Chelmsford (SWF)

[muddy funxter]

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Just don't lol you have been warned

Paid 60 (60 to much)

Got there should of walked, after the palaver, lets just say coms not great, but we got there.

Once in the door, she is tiny, hall full of fruit flies, she said just moved in but the flies from her rubbish, then into room with the worse bed, bedsheets, etc I'm like how low have I sunk.

TBF she is not ugly but not attractive imo. big fake tits, felt like she had a screwed up box of B&H in them. Very weird, and weird shape at diff times hard to explain.

Any way she mumbling to herself kept leaving halfway through wanking me off which was just surreal I have wondered how I've got hard but every 2 mins she is up again mumbling.

Then she said I'm not a druggie, and I'm thinking that would explain a lot.

20 mins in I'm guessing of sporadic wanking and licking occasional tip and her persistence getting up and coming back, I've asked for sex I'm like ill just pump and dump and get out of here.

She said I do not have any condoms, I'm like wtf, she was like there expensive do you know how many I go through, I'm like just have a wank over your tits, eventually I cum all over myself, she goes you wont believe this but I do not have any tissue...... I'm done like WTF

Anyway I leave 5 mins up the road get a WhatsApp you only gave me 60 OWO is 20 extra....... she didn't have any condoms ffs just blocked the number.

Seriously thinking about why.... I know people will go what do you expect for 60 blah blah, save your breath I'm not interested.

You have been warned

[PilotMan]

Sorry for your bad punt, but thanks for taking one for the team and saving us all the aggro.

What a shit show 

[Jameson20]

Thanks for reviewing, she sounds like a complete fruit loop. Imagine asking for an extra £20 after the punter has left, what did she expect you to pop back and drop it off haha. She's made odd comments on her AW feedback too; clearly not the full ticket.

[muddy funxter]

Thanks for reviewing, she sounds like a complete fruit loop. Imagine asking for an extra £20 after the punter has left, what did she expect you to pop back and drop it off haha. She's made odd comments on her AW feedback too; clearly not the full ticket.

Imagine not having any condoms.

Everything must be protected super professional. literally worse blow job ever

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I've known around 3 girls like that ! One left me in her flat while she went to the shops!

One asked me to go and get some as she didnt have a car seeing she was quite a looker i did oblige..

And the other had a simnple answer "As you look clean we can do it without them!"

Left me wallet in the car didnt i;?...