Review based on an incall this weekend. She’s around York for a while so I thought it worth doing a review in haste!
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External Link/Members OnlyCommsText an hour or so before hand - quick response and agreed a time. Really painful to get an understanding of dos and don’ts, extras and costs but I persevered (probably shouldn’t have).
LocationYO31 - on a terrace street. Pain in the arse to park and as soon as I found somewhere in walking distance it started raining again to add to the frustration! Shared house with other people in and ushered straight upstairs.
Looks and the girlIt was the lass in the pictures but they’re photoshopped and probably between 5 and 10 years old so if you imagine the girl in the picture as a bit more of a Brazilian milf then you won’t be disappointed. Facially attractive and she still looked good so no major issue in this regard.
ServicesNo shower offered (I’d just come from one at home so no issue for me) and once in the room was asked how long I wanted. £80 for a half hour taken but all the preceding communication had suggested £140 for an hour with OWO. Given the question, I thought it a decent sign to cut it from the hour I originally turned up to get. No kissing (which was again not what preceding messages had implied) and a bit of a strip show before my boxers were off. It all started being rushed along which was frustrating and soon made worse as OWO was now seemingly not an option given a condom had made an appearance. An extra tenner stopped it going on to allow for some lacklustre OWO which didn’t last long. Condom on, she jumped on top and tried to ride me to oblivion for a couple of minutes in the hope I’d cum. I didn’t and she was now fucked so a change of position was called for. In an effort to slow it all down and prevent myself being rushed out I started mindlessly tapping away in doggy. I wasn’t even that arsed about fucking anymore but out of principle I thought I’d stay to be an inconvenience. To preoccupy my mind I started thinking about famous Brazilian footballers, then South America footballers and gave up just before the half hour mark to finish in the bag.
OverallA negative for me - pointless communication, rushed through a meet and all a bit of an effort. A real shame to be honest because she was a pleasant lass and was pretty fit. I’ll not return but would suggest that a pump and dump would have been a different story and it could have been a completely different review had I gone there with the intention to quickly fuck a fit milf!
