External Link/Members OnlyThe agreement All done by text. Agreed 30 mins at £60 with £20 extra for kissing (didn't happen)
Location Central Sheffield, a quick walk from the train station. Parking on the street would be difficult but there is an NCP very close.
The girlNot the one in the pics. Obviously I was expecting a B&S, but it wasn't even the same race. I was greeted by a fat Latina (claimed to be Colombian) in her forties with humongous tits. Scatty demeanour, but friendly enough to start.
The meetWas told straight away kissing was not on offer, so I pocketed the £20 I had planned to hand over. So this would be a glorified P&D, then. Why not, I thought? Those tits alone would make the meet salvageable (they didn't).
Covered BJ, which wasn't too bad tbf.
Was told I had to do doggy. She went into a weird half prone-bone half doggy position that ofc made it difficult and then she made fake expressions as if she was in pain (it was all put on). More tricks like this followed and summed up the meet.
Asked her to roll over into missionary and had to insist as she started yabbering for me to finish in doggy. No, I've paid sixty quid so I want at least two positions.
ConclusionAbsolutely rubbish meet. Was out the door in seventeen minutes and that includes the faff around of me getting dressed and putting my shoes on.
Asked for a glass of water (the heating was up full blast) and was ignored.
