NaughtyWelshNia - Cardiff TOFTT maybe

[AW71]

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Knew I was in South Wales again and some part of me thought an early Christmas present was in order. You can probably guess which part.

Cost: 1h at £170

Comms: FFS if Portfolio had to arrange all the sex in the world the human race would die out. You need to plan ahead and be prepared for lengthy pauses. Still it was better than last time.

The venue: this is where the agency deserves top marks. A central Cardiff flat I wouldn't mind living in. Parking was pretty easy too. A shower which I used twice without boiling or freezing myself. Round of applause!

The lady: I'll try to be reasonably detailed as both the portfolio website and AW profile are lazy - the agency invite you to peruse her pictures of which there are a grand total of one from which you can tell nothing. AW misses several important points.

I thought she was facially attractive, but not stunning at least to me. Claimed age 23 - could be but I would add a few years to that. Body appealing but not quite what I would have expected from a personal trainer. The hard muscly look doesn't do it for me anyway so no problem. Long brown hair, fully shaved. Absolutely clean and fresh. Those E cups must be natural but perky they certainly ain't. That's a flat out lie I'm afraid. As far as I can tell she doesn't smoke, no ugly tattoos and no piercings either that I can remember.

The event: my memory is always a bit hazy unless anything went badly awry. Enthusiastic kissing. Mutual oral certainly enjoyable. Pretty sure she came from finger added in. She seemed to be happy in all positions. If anal play on her is your thing (fingers and tongue, didn't ask for sex) she is very keen. I'd guess she is up for going all the way. I can recall whether it was CIM or not sorry but don't think that would be a problem. The only disappointment is that she was a little tired I think. Burning the candle at both ends or more likely sticking it in both ends. We finished with a chat - she's easy going and good to talk to.

So overall a positive, but maybe not a high one. Would I return? Maybe.

[andy6969]

So those E cup felt like natural or silicone ?

[aps]

Thanks for the review. Nia and Millie are next on my list

[AW71]

So those E cup felt like natural or silicone ?

Very sure she is 100pct natural.

[Battlebus]

Hi, can a question.
The boobs were they saggy? You says perky they were not.

[Dan Dastardly]

Hi, can a question.
The boobs were they saggy? You says perky they were not.

Can you translate this please ?

[Punting_Mad]

Seems a pretty random question a long time after the review..

[Dan Dastardly]

Seems a pretty random question a long time after the review..

He asks if they were perky , then states they are not

[Punting_Mad]

Read the review... The OP says they are not

[Battlebus]

There is a big difference between saggy and not perky. That's all I'm trying to establish...
I'm meeting next week so I will see for myself I suppose!

[Punting_Mad]

So of all the well and positive reviewed women in Cardiff you have booked one albeit with a Positive
review who you don't know has saggy boobs or not.. I'm assuming you don't like saggy boobs..?

[justalad]

Hi, can a question.
The boobs were they saggy? You says perky they were not.

Random as fuck post.  Her media suggests perky and given her age, unlikely to be saggy.

[Battlebus]

I asked a simple question. Why are you getting so shitty.
And no I'm not really a fan of saggy tits...
And it doesn't matter when the ops review was. In his review it says "perky they are not" so I was just trying to establish if he was politely saying her tits are saggy. Nothing random as fuck about it.

[justalad]

I asked a simple question. Why are you getting so shitty.
And no I'm not really a fan of saggy tits...
And it doesn't matter when the ops review was. In his review it says "perky they are not" so I was just trying to establish if he was politely saying her tits are saggy. Nothing random as fuck about it.

The review was like 5 months ago!

[Punting_Mad]

And her revised AW profile makes no mention of perky tits

[brianamorgan]

The review was like 5 months ago!

+1

[piotrskut]

I asked a simple question. Why are you getting so shitty.
And no I'm not really a fan of saggy tits...
And it doesn't matter when the ops review was. In his review it says "perky they are not" so I was just trying to establish if he was politely saying her tits are saggy. Nothing random as fuck about it.

Here's a thought... why not book her and see?

[Punting_Mad]

He has booked her...!

[Discreet_welshman]

Wow, that escalated quickly, guy askes a genuine question and gets flamed for it 
As said the review mentions 'not perky' so asks if you would class them as saggy 
My experience of natural girls whatever the age is that most tits that are bigger than a D cup will suffer from gravity, there is only so much weight the skin can hold. This is not a negative against any big breasted girls, its natural that they will succumb to physics. My recent review of Freya mentions they fall away a bit once the bra comes off, saggy would I say? No, but not perky. We all know most fakes will just stay there if thats your thing.

I hope Battlebus has a good meet, Nia has been on my radar for a while but last time was unable to confirm a booking.

DW 

[Battlebus]

Wow, that escalated quickly, guy askes a genuine question and gets flamed for it 
As said the review mentions 'not perky' so asks if you would class them as saggy 
My experience of natural girls whatever the age is that most tits that are bigger than a D cup will suffer from gravity, there is only so much weight the skin can hold. This is not a negative against any big breasted girls, its natural that they will succumb to physics. My recent review of Freya mentions they fall away a bit once the bra comes off, saggy would I say? No, but not perky. We all know most fakes will just stay there if thats your thing.

I hope Battlebus has a good meet, Nia has been on my radar for a while but last time was unable to confirm a booking.

DW 

Cheers mate, its OK I'm thick skinned.
I will post a review, I'm just hoping it's as good as I think it might be! Just wished the comms we're better and not via aw emails as it's a Ballache. Lol

[Battlebus]

Here's a thought... why not book her and see?

I have and will report back in real terms   

[Battlebus]

Wow, that escalated quickly, guy askes a genuine question and gets flamed for it 
As said the review mentions 'not perky' so asks if you would class them as saggy 
My experience of natural girls whatever the age is that most tits that are bigger than a D cup will suffer from gravity, there is only so much weight the skin can hold. This is not a negative against any big breasted girls, its natural that they will succumb to physics. My recent review of Freya mentions they fall away a bit once the bra comes off, saggy would I say? No, but not perky. We all know most fakes will just stay there if thats your thing.

I hope Battlebus has a good meet, Nia has been on my radar for a while but last time was unable to confirm a booking.

DW 

I was originally trying to book girltattoguilia but she's on holiday   I will see her if I'm back in Wales again tho, Freya looks a decent milf too tbf

[justalad]

I have and will report back in real terms   

Have a good ‘un. 

[PMAC123]

Here's a thought... why not book her and see?

What's the point in anyone posting a review ever, if that's going to be the response when someone wants to clarify a detail?

Either answer the question or don't, if you don't know your input isn't needed

[Battlebus]

What's the point in anyone posting a review ever, if that's going to be the response when someone wants to clarify a detail?

Either answer the question or don't, if you don't know your input isn't needed

Thanks don't worry I've realised that UK punting is mostly awesome but scattered with a few bellends. I did see here and a review is incoming.

[piotrskut]

What's the point in anyone posting a review ever, if that's going to be the response when someone wants to clarify a detail?

Either answer the question or don't, if you don't know your input isn't needed

the detail was already there, in the review. so now it's up to you who comments and why? sorry dad

[Discreet_welshman]

And the irony being that he had already booked the SP before you had commented about making a booking if you had read said comments of the review..

[Battlebus]

the detail was already there, in the review. so now it's up to you who comments and why? sorry dad

Hi mate, there was a comment about her boobs but it wasn't that clear to me, so that's why I asked. Anyway I've seen her now and have my own definitive answer.
Her tits are not perky but they aren't saggy either, they are massive and we're covered in my jizz. Alls well that ends well!

[Thecook]

I’ve been biting my tongue here but FFS
give the guy a break —- why care??? it was just a question he wanted the answer too, comments like these stop less confident people asking questions, questions that could be useful to us all.
At least he’s been leaving recent reviews for us to read and contributing to the site, which is more than most (including myself) 

[Battlebus]

I’ve been biting my tongue here but FFS
give the guy a break —- why care??? it was just a question he wanted the answer too, comments like these stop less confident people asking questions, questions that could be useful to us all.
At least he’s been leaving recent reviews for us to read and contributing to the site, which is more than most (including myself) 

Cheers. It's all good I had a good time fucking her... that's all that matters now hehe.

[piotrskut]

And the irony being that he had already booked the SP before you had commented about making a booking if you had read said comments of the review..

his post didn't show up on my phone

[PMAC123]

the detail was already there, in the review. so now it's up to you who comments and why? sorry dad

Yeah in a way that wasn't clear at all. The person simply replied asking for clarification, pretty normal thing to happen.

It's not up to me who comments but if someone wants to clarify a little detail that wasn't clear that is totally fair, in fact it should be encouraged as it is more than likely unclear to others too. Responding with "why not book her and see" is just being dismissive for no reason. If that's the only way to clarify a basic yes or no answer then what are any of us doing here, it would mean reviews are completely pointless.