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Author Topic: L A U R E N - it's not a scam, just a shit service  (Read 880 times)


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Offline Zeusthedoc

https://www.adultwork.com/2079234 or https://www.adultwork.com/L+A+U+R+E+N

some of you may remember, if not search the forum for it, I asked about above profile a number of months ago...

and well, it was met with people saying it would be a scam.

Comms & Location
One bored day, i called and the phone was actually answered, and a polite english girl answered (her friend was in the background).
I book for 30mins and along i go.
place is easy enough to find blah blah blah, car park etc....

The Service
let me tell you, that is probably the girl in the pictures....IF, she had some magician follow her around with the touchup tool from photoshop. I mean, WTF, this girl is a size 12 at a push!
i dont think photos used in mainstream publications are that photoshopped.

her tits are actually shaped like torpedos, BJ was covered and a bit shit
service was a bit meh, talkative and polite enough but i guess she just wasnt in to me....I'm no clooney, but i aint a fucking rooney either!

forget the facials listed on profile - she went for the tits and even then she layed down awkwardly so i was in a weird position....looked like i was trying to stick my dick in to the fuel tank of a car.

left the place and wondered why i bothered really.

3/10 - English & Local

avoid.

the proverbial one for the team i guess....


1 review(s) found for EnglishEscort linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Andre 3000

I feel for you mate. Even worst, her information overload profile is all about how good she is.

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Are your photographs genuine?
Yes, all my photographs are 100% genuinely of myself. You will not be disappointed as I can guarantee that the woman you see in the photograph will be the one opening the door to you for our date.

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I don't offer anything unsafe such as 'OWO' or 'CIM' or 'S'. An amazing BJ should and will feel great with a condom.
  :rolleyes:

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I don't call myself high class for my appearance, etiquette and education alone. Peace of mind, exclusivity and quality has a price.


Offline mrhappypants

Cudos for owning it Dopebeats.  We've all done it but you were big enough to help everyone else out so they can avoid her from now on.  Respect.

Dave




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