I was on a business trip and staying in Cobham last week and MariahLyn was there. Figured I would tick her off my list as she has been on the hot list for a while, but I wish I hadn't.
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External Link/Members OnlyShe was initially very responsive and we discussed the services (standard sex and tit wanking) but something seemed a bit off. Reluctant to give postcode and suggested I call her as I arrived in the area... which was a bit difficult without the postcode. She seemed quite scatty and disorganised. She eventually gave the postcode.
The cost was £80 for 30 minutes, which seemed pretty reasonable given the pictures but I should have paid more attention to the reviews on here.
I arrived at the postcode 5 minutes before the allotted meeting was due to take place and called her up. She kept me waiting but eventually gave me the address and I walked up and knocked.
I am pretty sure I passed the previous client (who stank of the same perfume) and looked a bit shifty. Usual door drama of being let in, she hides behind the door and then you can't easily walk away. Things were already making me nervous but at this point things took a turn for the worse.
Dishevelled from her previous punt and clearly not having had enough time for a proper shower, she greeted me wearing a bra and sweatpants with a glare rather than a smile and gave an uninterested "Hi, come through". No apology for keeping me waiting. Again, if it hadn't been for the enormous boobs I would likely have walked.
We went into a mess of a bedroom and she stuck her hand out as if to say "Pay me now". I tried to make light of the situation and asked if it was a handshake or if she wanted a high five and she just sighed and said "Money, obviously". I handed over the £80 and she went and stashed it in the next room. She came back and we both got undressed.
Then I got to see her full body, which is far less impressive than her pictures suggest. Yes, she does have massive boobs (possibly the largest I have ever seen) but she also has a pretty hefty gut and thighs. Her belly is more fat than chubby and it is quite off-putting unless you like BBWs. Her bum is pretty good, which I was surprised at but she is quite a big unit. Facially, she isn't very pretty and probably a 3.5/10. Her attitude a 2/10 at this point, but she did lighten up a bit as the punt went on.
The sex was meh, she isn't very interested in what she does and this ruined the mood entirely for me. There is nothing worse than a mechanical punt. Her tits were good for the titwanking, but I ended up doing most the work by squeezing them and pushing them into my dick. I really wanted for her to ride me on top and watch those mountains wobble around but she had the energy of an asthmatic sloth and it was just... boring more than anything.
Her perfume was also overpowering. I am lucky I was on a business trip and could go back to the hotel and shower afterwards, but even after the trip was over, I was worried the smell would continue to linger on my clothing. I don't know if I just got her at the wrong time or I pissed her off somehow, as her attitude towards me was very different to the other reviews.
I eventually finished and left. Barely said anything as I cleaned up, got dressed and walked through the property and out the door. Very disappointing. I got to see the giant boobs and they weren't bad, but everything else was.
