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Booking arranged by phone, Google Maps took me straight there. Venue was a scruffy terraced house in a Nottingham back street, free on-street parking, narrow streets. Unusually, she asked me to bring my own condoms - that was the first red flag!
I built myself up to visiting a fit young Nubian goddess - the reality fell well short of this.
She let me in and I realised at once that she was far older than her claimed age of 21. In fact if you doubled this and added a bit, you would be there or thereabouts. Short and ugly with an average body and eyeliner so thick that it could have been applied using a trowel, she answered the door wearing padded bra, knickers and a ridiculous cheap blue wig. At this point I should definitely have walked and I'm so disappointed in myself for not doing so.
I asked to use the bathroom but there was no prospect of a shower as there was no shower, just a toilet, bath and sink, all of them dirty and with a sticky floor. I had a piss, washed my hands and had to shake them dry as there was no towel.
She ushered me into the bedroom - well it was a room and it contained a bed. The walls were decorated with various different stains rather than wallpaper and the nylon sheets had not been changed in a long while. The room was freezing cold and at this point also, I should have walked - I can't believe that I didn't!
I paid up, stripped off and lay on the bed which was cluttered with various items including a laptop playing music and a dildo but instead of joining me on the bed, the girl started dancing around the room. This went on for ages as I lay there, shivering and as it was doing nothing for me, I asked her to come closer. She declined to do so for an age but eventually came over, unrolled one of my condoms on my limp dick and gave it a poor quality suck. I asked her to remove her bra (on several occasions) and she refused, she didn't remove her knickers either. I managed to lever her tits out - they were small and wrinkly and at one point I stuffed my hand down her pants for a feel of her twat which was dry and meaty.
This was going nowhere, the awful surroundings combined with her ugliness and refusal to do anything that might excite me had the inevitable effect and JT refused to play. Pretty soon she began insulting me and insulting my cock and I knew this had to end. I got dressed and left.
After thirty years of punting, this was the first time I have been unable to perform but by god, I was up against it!