Author Topic: EnglishDenny - Bury  (Read 4561 times)


3 review(s) for EnglishDenny (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Pat Phelan

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£100 hh incall

I visited this tart and rip off merchant on the strength of an existing review and the fact that her profile looked appealing to me. I wish I’d saved my time and hard earned money. Hopefully I’ll save a lot of people that who are interested in her.

Where do I begin? I arranged a time with her at an address in Bury which her profile states quote: “my cozy discreet clean house”. As it turned out the place was clearly a brothel. You enter through a back door which has a hand written notice on it and there is a desk where bookings and such are kept and where money handed over is stashed. Once she gave me the address 15 minutes before my arrival she then told me she doesn’t live there by text. I decided to check it out anyway.

She opens the door as I get there and lets me in. This is where I instantly realise it’s a whore house. Nevertheless it looked clean and tidy so I wasn’t that put off. It was not what I expected however. Looks wise most of the pictures are either slightly flattering or very flattering but I thought she looked okay and I already knew she was 10 years older than stated age so I expected that.

She then asks me for the money and stashes it under the cloth in the table. “Do you want to follow me upstairs then? Don’t worry there’s no one else here”. I’m thinking: yeah right.

So we enter the room. It’s full of dildo’s, other assorted sex toys and hanged up outfits. There’s a large bed and a tv playing porn. I had asked her by text beforehand if French kissing and owo were included just to make sure and she was agreeable to that as it’s listed on her services. So I  take off my clothes and go in to kiss her and she pulls away saying “what you doing? You do know I don’t do that”. I knew there and then straight away she was going to take the absolute piss but she had already taken my money. Couldn’t be bothered arguing because I sensed she was going to bolt from the room. That’s how stand of fish she was. We spent the next 20 minutes doing next to nothing. I did a bit of reverse oral on her and that was about it. She just didn’t want to know. Never even got her tits out. She tried to suck me off but I’d completely lost interest and it was naff.

When you know you’ve been robbed and you’re sat there bollock naked not knowing if there’s a tooled up bloke or two in the next room you’re pretty limited on dealing with this situation.

Anyway I wanked off and left. I will never visit an indie pro$$ie again. Not for a long time anyway. At least with parlours you can complain to the desk if they rip you off.

Her aw profile is a joke. She states she provides a pse yet cannot even get you hard. I definitely did not walk away with a big smile as promised and she doesn’t do French kissing which basically deception.

A warning to other punters. Do not bother wasting your time and cash on this one. She’s a liar and a complete rip off merchant.




Offline Captain caveman 69

Thanks very much pat avery informative review and a well deserved red. Was it defo her in the pics mate :hi:

Offline Pat Phelan

It’s her in the pictures but most of them are flattering, probably taken a good few years ago when she was about 40. She looks mid-late 40’s.

Offline Kool Keef

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Oooffff that sounds bad, what parlour is working out of?
FK not on her enjoys list btw

Offline Pat Phelan

Oooffff that sounds bad, what parlour is working out of?
FK not on her enjoys list btw

She must have read this review and taken it off her list then because I’m positive it was there before and in any case she agreed by text beforehand.

Offline Blackpool Rock

At £100/hh she isn't exactly cheap either, that's a £50 parlour punt by the sounds of it and not a very good one either  :thumbsdown:

Offline SeekingSteve

Wow. Sorry you had such a shit time, polar opposite of my experience with her. Granted no kissing, but as it wasnt on her profile at the time I never tried or asked.
Sorry if my review lead to this booking and left a sour taste.

Offline Pat Phelan

Oooffff that sounds bad, what parlour is working out of?
FK not on her enjoys list btw

It looked like any normal house on a council estate from the outside but once inside it was obvious it was being used for one purpose, and she admitted beforehand, literally just after I parked up round the corner, that she doesn’t live there yet her aw profile states it’s her home.

Offline Pat Phelan

Wow. Sorry you had such a shit time, polar opposite of my experience with her. Granted no kissing, but as it wasnt on her profile at the time I never tried or asked.
Sorry if my review lead to this booking and left a sour taste.

Even without the kissing it was still crap. She took the absolute piss.

Online threechilliman

She must have read this review and taken it off her list then because I’m positive it was there before and in any case she agreed by text beforehand.
Wasn't on her profile, something I pointed out on the other review.

Offline Pat Phelan

Wasn't on her profile, something I pointed out on the other review.

She agreed by text to include French kissing. Even without that though, it was still really bad.

Offline antsz

Thanks for the review, just saved me £100 and the disappointment of a crap punt

Offline aquilla

Sorry you had a duff punt. It happens to us all at times.
Your review has saved me going through the same, thank you.
She was on my HL but not any more.

Offline SexnLust17

She is not 36 more near to 56 at least 46 plus she is and all her pics are touched up