Summary: a disappointing meet with an unflattering British bird
I was driving back home from a day in Portsmouth and getting the itch. This was tipped when I pulled in to a service station in Liphook and saw a salacious being walking out of the Starbucks. Immediately I pulled up AW and searched for anyone available within a 10 mile radius, and roxanne's profile popped up. Made a phonecall, she stated she could see me if I arrived within the next 20minutes, and lo-and-behold, the timing would work out. I pulled out £180 from the cash-machine which is the advertised price for 30mins.
So far, comms had been good, her voice sounded legit over the phone, and I was in the mood. It couldn't really go wrong from here, right?
I arrived to a new building development in a town called Bordon, and parked up. I was on time, and gave her a ring, to which there was no reply. This initially worried me, but she called back shortly after and buzzed me in.
As I ascended the stairs, the door opened and a large, size 10-12 lady who is well made up opens the door. It is definitely who I spoke to on the phone, but the photos are grossly inaccurate. I enter the room and pass over the fee, to which she states her minimum booking is £240. I explained it isn't what's advertised on AW and she replies she didn't realise, and I (stupidly) bank transfer her the remaining cash. This was a huge mistake, I should have taken this as an opportunity to leave.
She undresses and reveals a completely unflattering body, nothing like what is shown on her profile. There is a bit of tub on her - probably from too many hen parties and pub nights out. Unfortunately I try and persist with the meet, which involves a decent covered blowjob, but once we started with doggy, I can see how bored she is in the mirror, and it completely flattens me.
I tell her I'm done, she asks me if I'll come back, I shrug my shoulders. She lets me take a shower (which was the most redeeming part of the meet) and I leave drained of my hard-earned cash but with a full sack.
Gents, I'm sorry that my meets have never been particularly successful, you may wonder why I continue this hobby, but I think, like gambling, it is the anticipation of when it goes well that drives me.
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