Anna - Joanna & D - Massage Chingford - high hopes but failed to live up to it

[FidoDido69]

Debating if Neutral or Negative … I’ll be nice

Thinking I should venture out what feels comfortable and to detach a little - had read great things about Jenny from Joanna & D and having had a good experience Jenny ( review not yet posted) ..I decided to try the other girls from the same set up and have met Lena and now Anna ..

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Location: Residential road in Chingford
When: within last week

Comms: Have always been and helpful / accommodating. Quick replies via WhatsApp… however the only issue was that the Taplink website with images has no number and could not find the main website even after searching - hence ended up messaging Jenny that is she would be kind enough to give me the website or a number to call.

The venue: I quite residential street in Chingford. Did feel a bit exposed especially when you get a text on arrival that only come to the door and inside when no neighbours are outside .. the door was left open. Parked up and sat in car to survey the area - feeling like i was in a Bond movie or something !

Girl: on entering the place was dark and she came
To the door dressed in a gown. At this stage the brain is trying to process the images on the website with the person stood infront .. drew the conclusion the girl was indeed the same
But without the benefit of makeup, lighting and possibly a little photoshop.. was somewhat disappointed as the painted the picture of a beautiful girl, soft and attractive .. this girl was not .. much older than the images would suggest - (she later confirmed she was in her mid 30,s)

Parked it - she was OK a bit rough but just had to apply some mental makeup and photoshop… she looked in good shape so felt it would be a positive experience ..

The main event… inthe room time confirmed and £70 handed over for B2B. Asked straight up for any extras? kissing? Straight no extras on offer .. end off .. ok no big deal was not disappointed as I didn’t really find her that attractive …

Undressed and she came in to do the same . Oddly first time I was not straining to get a look at her naked body .. I guess I just wasn’t bothered by this stage . Massage started with me on my front… and it was
So so .. not the worst but not the best either.. 6/10 … but it did get interesting when she put her knee between my legs and slowly pushed forward applying pressure to by base of my dick which was beginning to wake up .. and getting me to slide back onto her leg and up a little .. this strangely week very nice and probably the highlight … plenty of reach unders from
Behind and stroking the General that went to war disappointed .. asked to flip over ..
At this point I got my first look at her naked body .. her body itself was pretty good and she was in good shape .. however her boobs were very saggy and droopy … somewhat like a pillow that’s lost all its filling ..

She spent afew mins sliding on top and giving me afew strokes with my dick between her breasts with me holding onto the sides to squeeze my dick between …

She allowed touching and fondling the breasts .. I made no effort to kiss or suck them
So no sure if I’d be told to stop ..

She dismounted and stood aside and started to stroke my erect cock  .. I ventured slowly into uncharted areas slowly running my hands over her ass and running my fingers down her ass crack and she was ok. … then slowly making way between her legs and gently rubbing .. she did move away a little bit not far enough to imply don’t get carried away so no fingering .. as pressure built up and my hand between her legs put a bit too much pressure on .. she took my hand and pulled it away !!!!! FFS! Right in the middle
Of the build up! Like a freight train picks up moment and you take the railway tracks away!

As it built again I told her I’m putting my hand back there .. if you want me to finish and get out of here my hand is going between your legs .. she agreed but instructing no fingering …

Climaxed and came pretty hard .. cleaned up - shower or wet towel offered. Cleaned up and she was keen to get me out .. she stood with my phone and wallet in hand by the door while i dressed.

Overall not so much a great experience - there was almost zero
Conversation .. she didn’t seem to want to engage , didn’t feel like she had any personality and for me a bit a bit of a connection is important ..

Would I return to her .. No! Dissaponinting waste of money to be honest …






6/10.


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[dross]

Yeah that's a negative for me although it reads slightly like you went in with an expecting a disappointment energy which never helps for me at least

[pepsicolaboy]

The quaity of available SP at places like this and Baltic Massage has continued to decline.

The photos are misleading (Baltic is far worse than Joanna's at fake or misleading photos) and in the event they are fit and attractive, they can be stand offish.

At £70 per 30 min massage I rarely use Joanna & D because of the hit and miss nature of SP.

Thanks for the review OP, shes off the Plan B list.

 

[FidoDido69]

The quaity of available SP at places like this and Baltic Massage has continued to decline.

The photos are misleading (Baltic is far worse than Joanna's at fake or misleading photos) and in the event they are fit and attractive, they can be stand offish.

At £70 per 30 min massage I rarely use Joanna & D because of the hit and miss nature of SP.

Thanks for the review OP, shes off the Plan B list.

 

bar Jenny who was pretty good .. no kissing I think as we did chat after my time with her a week later .. I asked if she offered kissing .. she stopped chatting after that and no reply… so I assume it’ was a no…

I tried Lena too and will review … but similar experience

[Hansolo69]

I think if a girl is not comfortable with you putting your hand on her pussy then it was not a smart move by you to insist on it.

[dross]

I think if a girl is not comfortable with you putting your hand on her pussy then it was not a smart move by you to insist on it.

Yeah 100% this, consent can change at any moment and that needs to be ok as much as it might not be what you want or think you're owed.

[FidoDido69]

Yeah 100% this, consent can change at any moment and that needs to be ok as much as it might not be what you want or think you're owed.

Yes in hindsight yes I agree … she was worried in the moment I might end up fingering her which I knew given how things were was definitely off the cards … and as a rule I’ve always asked and I would have here .. but she as got a bit excited she was quick to remind me no fingers .. I wouldn’t have anyway - but I hope that is the reason she took my hand away because she thought I might! If not .. then I feel bad ..

On one recent occasion I squeezed a little too hard (unknowingly) the girls erect nipple  .. and it hurt .. and I felt so guilty .. forget climax, forget the erection ..  I felt so bad that I spent the remainder of the 20 mins apologising and she saying no no it’s ok .. but it wasn’t .. she tried to get me to continue but wasn’t going to happen ..

But point noted and it’s easy to get carried away - I need to be more mindful and read the situation better .