External Link/Members Only(the coming today bit, the add had been up for a while before I called)
Phone number: 07999911563 (clicking the usual vivastreet box)
Bait and switch.
Not the young, big busy female in the picture... who would have guessed, its vivastreet crap.
Called, quiet spoken on the phone.
Got the address, although the postcode and street name didn't match.
Went with the streetname and was correct.
Phone me when you in street, followed by phone me when your at the number, eventually I gets in the house, ground floor flat.
Met with a over 40's Japanese lady, quite short.
Should have walked but was a bit out of my way and I wanted emptied.
Decent enough body I suppose.
Wanted extra 20 for OWO.... No thanks. So on went the condom, then wiped down.
Was worried about the noise and overly obsessed with the neighbours hearing things and with herself trying to hear what they were doing, she would stop every time there was a noise from other flat(s).
She rushed things along... quick covered blowie which was, erm, not any good.
Liberal application of lub, then...
She jumped on top, then all too quickly she wanted position change.
Into mish, where I was determined to get my moneys worth, even her best fake moans didn't work. (actually they helped as they are so much off-putting, the fake ones anyway)
Dead done and away I went.
Unsure the exact time, so guess 20 mins, at best.
60 quid for alleged half hour.
Put the number into your phone so you can be alerted if it comes up from other adverts that your about to call.
I have certainly changed the name on my phone to reflect this.
