External Link/Members OnlySpotted a new and local listing but couldn't find anything on here so figured I'd TOFTT. Never managed to book anything with Ace before but read it was pretty trustworthy and seeing the 100% verified pictures at the top put me at ease. HOWEVER, the first six pictures on the Ace profile are not the girl. The last set of pictures is likely of her. I guess AceMassage can't be fully trusted.
BOOKING and COMMS
Sent a text over and got a prompt reply with prices and clear break down of services for each booking time. Namely;
15 mins £60, bj, sex
30 mins £80 - bj, sex, massage
1hr £140 - bj, sex (twice), lap dance, shared shower, etc
I was going to do a quick 30 minute session but the 1hr option listed sounded fun and a tenner cheaper than many other SPs! After I arrived in the area, texted to confirm and she sent me instructions and flat number. I rang her flat a few times at the intercom but door wasn't opening. It's like she wasn't around. I followed a resident into the block and walked up to her flat. I rang the door bell (might not be working), knocked, texted and even rang her number but no response. Stood outside the door like a doughnut for almost 10 mins. Just as I was about to bail, I got a text back to say door is open but think she thought I was still outside the block. She opened the door eventually after I texted telling her I was outside her door. Comms was great but then downgraded to poor. Maybe she was distracted but not great when she knew I was pretty much there.
THE GIRL
As mentioned, first set of pics is not her. I initially thought they were just mega photoshop'ed pics but she has a tatt on top of her left boob and the tits were less 'full' and more droopy and you can see it in the actual pics with the swimsuit. Facially, okay looking but wouldn't turn heads in the street and she made zero effort with trying to look her best.
Body-wise, like a teen, nice legs, small boobs but quite dangly. Pussy, big flaps. She is indeed slim, petite and has a lovely shaped bum, which I consider her best feature. Legs a bit prickly. Shaved down below. Some tattoos on and under her left boob. She said she's 22, Polish and only been in England since September and actually leaving next month. Her English is quite limited. She never learnt English so what she knows from two months in the country is pretty impressive (or is English easier to learn than other languages?)
THE MEET
Serena asked me how long I wanted to stay and was surprised I said 1hr (bit of a red flag there). I did say it by text already. Sorted papework (£140) before going for a shower (I was expecting her to follow me for the shared shower, but alas, I'm left on my own). I bumped into an South Asian looking girl in the flat whilst I was walking from the bathroom (covered with just a towel). She wasn't phased by my presence and pointed me back to the correct room.
Upon returning to the room, Serena stripped off her black underwear. I asked her to confirm services but got a blank stare as think she didn't understand what I was asking so I gave up trying. Asked for a massage to start so got a 5 minute back rub. She nipped out to wash her hands. Upon returning, I asked if she allowed kissing. That was a 'no', which I sort of expected. This followed by her rubbering me up for the BJ. I didn't confirm if it was OW or OWO so fair enough, rolled with it.
Anyway, I finished in the bag whilst she was riding me cowgirl, I didn't last long. She handed me a wet wipe to clean myself up. She was a bit cold and disinterested so tried to break the ice and chat with her. Got a few smiles from her with a few complements so thought she was warming up to me. On round 2, got a bit more OW (maybe 30 seconds to a minute of this again), then doggy, then mish for another 10 mins before I finished in the bag (Again, I was to clean myself up with the wet wipe). She made quiet moaning noises throughout. Better than
Straight away she put on a robe and started playing with her phone and watching some Polish videos. I asked her if she liked watching Polish shows to make conversation but she replied saying the session is over (I still had 15 mins, not counting the waiting time outside her flat). I went for a shower before leaving and as she showed me to the door, she was still staring at her phone making no eye contact so she's not one for customer service!
PROS
She's petite and skinny with a nice bum
Area has easy (and free) parking, good transport links (Train, buses, trams). Parking free in most places on Sunday and evenings on weekdays.
CONS
Cold and disinterested
Poor comms beyond initial contact
Shortchanges you on time
Limited services so only good as a P&D
Limited English
SERVICES RECEIVED
Massage, OW, FS.
I was expecting shared shower and "...and lapdance, etc". Fair enough, I didn't ask but as she was so disinterested I don't think they would have been enjoyable anyway.
VERDICT
Would I return, heck no. She's just here to make a bit of money whilst on holiday. The initial friendly comms is just to hook you in. I expect her to offer lackluster service to everyone unless you happen to be Polish maybe. Fine for a P&D if you like slim girls and if you're local. She won't be here for long. Also, I heard her blowing her nose whilst out of the room, hope she hasn't passed her cold onto me but she seemed fine while I was in the room.
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