Author Topic: sexyjoanne96 Middlesbrough  (Read 3807 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5867395) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by kuck]

Offline lovetolearn1979

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Well, I fucked up by arranging a meet without checking on here first. I was in boro town centre and got the urge, quick scan on Adultwork and found sexyJoanne96, profile pics didn't look too bad, 103 positive reviews of how good she was and a cheap price of £25 for a quick blow and go so arranged to meet her straight away.
This is where it all went wrong, on arrival she opened the door and I was hit by a really strong smell of stale dog piss and a very small young woman wearing what seemed like a matted wig and scruffy jeans and a T shirt. At this point I was still thinking with my cock and told her I'd changed my mind and only wanted the £20 hand job asquite frankly her hygiene kind of scared me, walked in and saw rubbish and other stuff piled everywhere downstairs. he still hasn't spoke at all at this point but pointed upstairs and walked up infront.
As we entered the bedroom the dog piss smell got way worse and I was trying to work out wether the smears on the wall were blood or shit. The bed was filthy and again, stuff everywhere and my brain finally kicked in, I said sorry but the filth was a turn off and pretty much ran back for the door and to get some fresh air back into my lungs. I was very tempted to bleach my shoes too after walking on her carpets  :vomit:
So it was an experience but I learnt a valuable lesson to always check on here

Offline sesalovdarlo

The photos didn’t look to bad  :lol:  :lol:

Offline Slaine

The photos didn’t look to bad  :lol:  :lol:

Did you not see the 'bit of pussy play' video then?  :vomit: :scare:

Offline Kev3773

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Did you not see the 'bit of pussy play' video then?  :vomit: :scare:

She looks like Olive from on the buses in that video  :sarcastic:

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Lovetolearn she still has your number and has u on CCTV Coming leaving
Banned reason: Member for 3 yeas, never off the site, only contribution pointless post report.
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Offline C-R-Tees

Sorry to hear about this mate, the prices have had me tempted before...but then I look at the pictures and realise "no... not worth it!!"

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There’s a video called using a dildo and wand, by the sounds of it she’d be better off buying a dustpan and brush  :lol:

Offline FLYING BLUE

Well Mr 'LovetoLearn' - I guess you've now learned  :D :vomit:

Offline Eager Thighs

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This picture shows the bed covered in dog hairs and filth  :vomit:

Offline sesalovdarlo

Did you not see the 'bit of pussy play' video then?  :vomit: :scare:

I ment to quote the ops comment btw

Offline lovetolearn1979

Did you not see the 'bit of pussy play' video then?  :vomit: :scare:
I have now with a bit of post searching  :lol:

Offline lovetolearn1979


She looks like Olive from on the buses in that video  :sarcastic:
Thats a pretty accurate description only about half as tall though  :lol:

Offline dexpunt

I had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back and posted a review to stop others from making the same mistake........that worked out well

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I had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back and posted a review to stop others from making the same mistake........that worked out well

I wanted to try last year, but saw your review :hi: and changed my mind. 

Offline dexpunt

I wanted to try last year, but saw your review :hi: and changed my mind.

At least I saved someone a little money and an awful half hour

Offline lovetolearn1979

I had the misfortune of meeting her a few years back and posted a review to stop others from making the same mistake........that worked out well
Haha, I was desperate and not thinking to check, it was quite the experience but luckily my brain took over last minute. It shocks me more though that she has over 100 good reviews on AW  :scare:

Offline trainspotter

I wanted to try last year, but saw your review :hi: and changed my mind.

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