Gorgeous Helen- Birmingham B1

[Cloud69]

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Met in October

Comms - Everything was arranged through SMS, replies were slow to begin with. I texted the previous night and got a reply the next afternoon with a copy and paste text wall that included address, cost, services she does and extras services for a charge. Wanted a morning booking but she said she starts work after 12.30pm so I booked for the afternoon. On arrival called for the apartment number but was told to wait for 5min managed to get into the apartment as people were going out better than waiting outside. She called and gave the apartment number. No issues with the communication she has good English.

Location - B1 apartment just off Bath Row, Plenty of parking that can be paid through RingGo. The bedroom was nice and clean.

Price - Incall £130 for 1 hour + £20 for FK

Girl - Accurate just like the pictures on her profile, would say she is in her early 30s, nice ass, great natural breasts, she has a little belly pooch and I found her quite attractive. Opened the door wearing a black one piece lingerie.

Services - OW, Kissing, and sex in multiple positions

After the money was sorted straight into kissing and sensual touching moved on to the bed for OW, it was decent and she was enthusiastic about it, told her to ride me, stayed here for awhile mixing in some kissing and filled the bag the first round. She cleaned me up then offered to massage which I declined.

Before round 2 she got on top of me kissing my neck and chest and rubbing her gorgeous tits all over me which got me going then more kissing, OW, reverse cowgirl, doggy then cowgirl until I came. Cleaned me up, got dressed.

Overall I had a excellent time, she was very smiley and friendly.

[pbrown355]

Thanks for the review. Maybe it's time I went back.

[petermisc]

I had sidelined Helen as the pictures on her profile are pretty meh, and no mention of FK, but had another look based on this review.  Some much hotter pictures in her gallery, why did she choose the meh ones for her profile?  May add her to my HL, although probably as a plan B. 

Was the kissing just lip kissing, or FK?

[pbrown355]

I struggle to find a plan A these days which massively reduces the plan Bs. I should still go see her again at some point.

[Cloud69]

Mostly on the lips

[Man of steel]

On the radar - seems to have  excellent assets 😋and at a decent VFM price.

My cock stood to attention looking at one of her profile pictures😉

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[petermisc]

On the radar - seems to have  excellent assets 😋and at a decent VFM price.
My cock stood to attention looking at one of her profile pictures😉

Agreed, that is easily the best of her photos, obviously professionally done, and I am surprised she didn't use it as one of her profile pics.  Unfortunately most of the other photos, of a pasty-faced, sour-looking girl that you wouldn't give a second glance on passing in the street are a right turn off for me, and combined with only light kissing, she is off my HL.

[Spectre]

Would you know if Anal is xtra?

[petermisc]

I have just done a google search on her phone number to see where else she advertises, and it brings up an expired ad on hot.com using that same phone number:
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Gorgeous Helen is a Shemale Escort in Birmingham

[chatbite]

Great bit of Intel there thanks, definitely the same SP and clearly states she's trans

[alabama1]

It's scary how none of the 3 reviewers on here noticed this. 

[chatbite]

The wonders of modern surgical techniques!

[alabama1]

Thanks for the review. Maybe it's time I went back.

They reckon that she's a bloke. What's your view ?

[Man of steel]

I have just done a google search on her phone number to see where else she advertises, and it brings up an expired ad on hot.com using that same phone number:
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WTF..🤔..and all the guys who punted her did not notice.

🙈🙉🙊..and shemale was on the radar.🧐..Thanks for the intel.🥺

[chatbite]

Posting a screenshot in case the ad from the link above gets taken down:



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[Tomd101a]

That's one for the bucket list

[alabama1]

That's one for the bucket list

You like a cock in a frock then 

[foobarbaz]

It's scary how none of the 3 reviewers on here noticed this. 

You'd be surprised of the amount of people who wouldn't and that scares me equally because there is not wonder of surgery who can create a like for like fanny.'

With that said however, based on the pictures I'm inclined to say that either this is a woman or those are some serious and unprecedented hormones tits; they look way too natural in shape to be male tits of any type if I have to be honest. Maybe one of those rare cases of hermaphrodite individuals?

[Man of steel]

You'd be surprised of the amount of people who wouldn't and that scares me equally because there is not wonder of surgery who can create a like for like fanny.'

With that said however, based on the pictures I'm inclined to say that either this is a woman or those are some serious and unprecedented hormones tits; they look way too natural in shape to be male tits of any type if I have to be honest. Maybe one of those rare cases of hermaphrodite individuals?

Agree her boobs look amazing..reason I doubted the shemale. Could be an error?  we will see. ..but always been cautious with Latino or Thai punts. Will stick to the natural looking girls in Brum..Bruna (a real girl no doubt).😉

[pbrown355]

Bit late coming back to this thread BUT.... I can see no way that she's trans. I can claim no expertise except there's nothing about her, especially the tits, but nothing else either, that is questionable except for an errant sh in an advert.
If I am proved wrong that's any street cred I ever had on here gone forever!

[chatbite]

I'm starting to think this was just a mistake on that old profile. When she's back in Brum I might pay her a visit for investigative purposes 

[Man of steel]

Bit late coming back to this thread BUT.... I can see no way that she's trans. I can claim no expertise except there's nothing about her, especially the tits, but nothing else either, that is questionable except for an errant sh in an advert.
If I am proved wrong that's any street cred I ever had on here gone forever!

From your experience..due to doubts raised by the guys..on this post  can you confirm her pussy is well formed. My interest are the boobs ..natural or enhanced.😉

[pbrown355]

Pussy, I don't remember any specific thoughts at the time. Tits I do remember, and I don't think surgery has yet advanced to the point where they can be made to look like they are hanging that naturally with that consistency of feel. Also, who would have fakes done that would hang in a way that you may wish were a little firmer? I'm having difficulty describing them so I'll go back to "100% natural" imho.

[Beerswillin99]

Looks like she (or whoever updates her profile) has added some pictures of a different girl (definitely different because the new pics the girl has fake boobs and you can tell by the new girl's slightly hidden face it's not the same girl). Wonder if the original girl has gone back to Brazil for now? Just strange she left her original pics on there.

[pbrown355]

New pics have fakes and less stomach. Slimmer & fitter. Not sure if the profile has been borrowed, taken over, or whether it's now 50% B&S

[Juankerr]

I'm starting to think this was just a mistake on that old profile.

I agree, wouldn't be the first time a girls pictures have been stolen and used on a post-op TS advert.

[petermisc]

I agree, wouldn't be the first time a girls pictures have been stolen and used on a post-op TS advert.

Did she steal the name and phone number as well?  The hot.com ad was the same name and phone number.

[Juankerr]

Did she steal the name and phone number as well?  The hot.com ad was the same name and phone number.

Wasn't aware of that, I have seen other ads that have been completely fake using glamour models pictures being advertised as TS.

[petermisc]

Looks like she (or whoever updates her profile) has added some pictures of a different girl (definitely different because the new pics the girl has fake boobs and you can tell by the new girl's slightly hidden face it's not the same girl). Wonder if the original girl has gone back to Brazil for now? Just strange she left her original pics on there.

It's just the thumbnails that are left.  If you click on them, they take you to completely different pics of the new girl.

I suspect that the complete profile, name and phone have been passed to the new girl - or the pimp is using them for the new girl.  And if this has happened once, it has probably happened before.  So the profile could previously have been used by a TS, then a real girl, and now another girl.

[jeanphillipe]

This happens  , adverts/accounts ive seen exchange between shemales and females especially Brazilian. Never saw the sense in it

Its not like adverts/accounts have good will.

[chatbite]

I'd imagine they do it to get around providing ID for verification etc, and possibly to leech off positive feedback left for the previous user