External Link/Members OnlyWeird this one.
Visited Jane in the week after seeing a positive review on here. Comms were simple, although she uses loads of these safe emojis. Never mentioned "extras" as seen the previous reviewer got HE so just went for the 1 hour option at £50.
Arrived at postcode and sent message. This is where is the weirdness started. She says, "ok, I'll come for you". Not a good start. It's a large(ish) communal car park for the flats and I'm standing like an idiot. It's pouring with rain so I head to a random close and pretend to press the buzzer and wait so not to arouse suspicion. Out the corner of my eye is see this wee Chinese thing under an umbrella so I make myself known and she pulls me towards her under it with her, this was not discreet at all. Luckily there was nobody else around. Into the flat, a ground floor, and I get a good look. Decent looking, mid 30s. Not bad. I ask for a shower and she gives me a clean towel and shows me. Clean with plenty shower gel etc. One thing gave me a chuckle, her thong was hanging over the shower screen, maybe tactical from her I don't know.
Anyway, dried and onto the bed. I got on and didn't cover myself but she came in and used this massive fluffy cover and this stayed in for the majority of the massage.
Started ok, nothing special, no oil used for the first 15-20 mins. Asked about pressure, I opted for soft, relaxing.
Oil applied, and cover removed at top half. Ok, nice use of nails and fingers. Cover further removed and a good massage of arse and plenty of cc and ball brushes. Much more like it. Cover now to the side and legs turn, she done this move thing where she bent them and my bumhole was exposed and she ran her fingers up and down, this got me rock hard!
Turnover, covered from the waist down and she removes the cover at each leg to massage the front, really works the groin and obviously extremely close to the balls. Bends the legs again and another brush of the bumhole.
Wee Larry still covered but he's peaking out at this point and she points and asks, "you want another"or something. I nodded and cover removed. Was ok, nothing special, she looks at your dick constantly, no eye contact at all. I moved my hand and held it on her arse and gave her a wee fell over her thick grey joggies and she didn't resist at all but again, didn't look anywhere else than my cock. Time for the climax and a decent amount splurted our and all over her hands. "Wait" she said till she washed her hands and came back to clean me, with kitchen towel! I requested another shower.
Went to pay her and she seemed very, nervous, and asked me "orange or apple" or something (minimal English) I declined and she said, "no, pick one" I picked orange thinking I would get an orange juice but no, I got 2 oranges! Not a clue really. She gave me her phone to type my name in and saved muly number, I use txt me app and a fake name. On my way, back in the car just u Der am hour and a half since I arrived!
Just strange at the start and the end. I've put a (harsh?) neutral review as the meeting at the beginning and the shiftiness of receiving payment plus the fact I'm walking out her flat with 2 oranges in my hand.
Ok for £50 but won't be back!
