Meet happened last week although I had been looking at her photos every day for almost a month whilst trying to arrange a meet
External Link/Members OnlyLocation Romanian massage headquarters in ls6 at the top of a big hill right between headingley Woodhouse and Hyde park
The girl1000% the girl in the pictures I found her fitter and a little shorter in real life as she looked to me quite tall on telephone pictures she also has a nice set of fake petite pierced tits also easy to chat and get along with.
Price 30 mins massage + HE £40
B2B + £30
Covered BJ £40
The ‘action’ I had fired off a text to both Cateleyna and her stable mate Loren however Loren was pipped to the post due to cateleyna offering a BJ for £40 which Loren did not offer
Arrived but this time it was I who was pipped to the post a fellow punter arrived at the door seconds before me so I had to take a U turn and wait in a nearby alleyway for a couple of minutes to wait my turn
Finally made it through the door and was let in by Cataleyna and was pleasantly surprised she was a lot like her pictures she was wearing a neon orange top and black gym short leggings fun fact she’s actially saved as orange ls6 in my phone due to the orange outfit she wears in the VS photographs
Followed her up a short set of stairs and Jesus Christ the sight I had winking back at me reminded me why this is the greatest sport on earth. ( at times )
Entered the room and gave her the £70 for the massage B2B and a happy ending and then jumped naked on to a professional massage table that even had one of those pillows that you could see through this got myself thinking I was in for a quality massage however what followed was….
The ‘massage’ 15 mins of one handed finger taps all around my body whilst buzz after buzz after buzz of blatant text messages came through her phone it was that bad it was actually funny the phone was placed between my legs and the massage was that bad that some of the buzz’s actually felt better than her pathetic attempt of a massage I reckon if she got her dildo out and set it to vibrate it would have given the phone a run for its money all I could think about was the turnover that seemed forever to actually happen the best part of the massage was looking at her feet through the hole as she massaged my upper back
I was writing the review in my head during the massage and when I knew that line was going to be in my review I couldn’t help but laugh out loud a little.
B2BA little bit of an improvement in this department however she kept getting on and off the table spending no more than 45 seconds at a time on the table performing the B2B before getting off and giving me a shit massage a few times when she was actually sliding over me naked and wanking me off it was great because she is super fit and seemed to be really into it moaning in my ear etc
HE / covered BJCateleyna came into her element during this service she was half on half off the table so I had a great side view of her size 6 fit body wanking me off she was moaning biting her lip and looking deep into my eyes as I was getting closer and closer to ejaculating I took her up on the offer of a covered bj for £40 because she was so fit and acting really slutty I just couldn’t not take it an extra step I also knew I probably wouldn’t visit again due to the pathetic massage…. A couple of minutes of a pornstar style slutty bj and i jizzed in the bag
Conclusion Has to be a negative for the one handed no effort text messaging massage she didn’t even put her phone on silent it was so distracting every time she went to her phone I thought she was going to silence it or say sorry but no she didn’t I kind of wish I told her to turn it F****** off now ( just to add thinking back after the turn there were no more buzzes so she must have put her phone on silent for what that’s worth… )
if I had to rate each individual action performed it would be as found below
Massage - negative negative worst ever
B2B - neutral for the little of it she actually performed on me
Wanking and sucking cock - positive
If I was to go back I would ask for a B2B only massage and then proposition a bj near the happy end if you find her too fit to not take it to the next step which is what happened to me
This one needs to do us all a favour and offer a nice fast P&D option if she did I’d be a regular because she is smoking hot but can’t massage for ****
