Blimey Charlie!..... I do wonder why I bother.
This review will probably take longer than my last time at Rak Dee, which is a shame as I've always had a good experience there.
If anyone knows the patron saint of punters please let me know so I can resist the temptation to risk more of these unfortunate experiences, and stick to my regulars.
I'm as stiff as a board all over my body, apart from the one place I'd love to be stiff as a board, so lying on a massage table for any length of time gets uncomfortable, and that's before I have to arrange for Wolfendens Crane hire to come and turn me over.
So I've recently decided to keep to 30 mins.
I paid £25 at reception and taken to the room by my masseuse, who at a guess was in her 50s.
After about 5 minutes of a pretend massage, she asked about extras!!!
I opted for HR and haggled to £30, which pretty well started immediately.
It was all to quick for this ol' codger and his worn out willie, so ended up taking over to reach my usual anti climax.
She spent the next 10 minutes asking if I was married and about my wife, how old, did we still have sex, etc.
" You could have sex with me" she said. "You are a smart man". "You have big cock!"
I think she wants to marry me. Do you think it's a good idea?
Actually I couldn't get out quick enough, and when I checked my watch, I'd been in there for 20 minutes.
That's about 5 mins pretend massage, 5 minutes of cock thrashing, and 10 minutes of massage proposals.
I did ask her name but as often happens I'd forgotten it when got back to the car.
My memory's getting that bad I'm wondering if I should take notes as I'm going along?.
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