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Author Topic: Lapdancers Versus WGs  (Read 7851 times)

Offline Matium

Saw a WG earlier today, as part of the routine, she gave me a lap dance that was sensuous and fulfilling and which turned into a striptease with me touching and kissing her.

Then in the evening, went to the Daily Sport's "End of Summer Party" at Spearmint Rhino in Tottenham Court Road.

They have a central platform where a succession of bored looking vacuous air headed twenty something young women danced without rhythm to whatever hip hop record was being played.

Just like the girls that Crazy Horse had when they played in London, the girls there are homogenous; they all look the same and there's no variety.

Note to Spearmint Rhino: Get some milf dancers! or black dancers or oriental dancers if you want to liven the place up and teach the girls to fix eye contact on one member of the audience, smile and then move on to the next customer. A successive roll of eye contacts and smile would be better than the cold indifference of bored dancers being met with a bored audience.

Then I was approached by an English girl and a Swedish girl "Come with us, we'll treat you like a VIP" and they took me to a VIP room, which turned out to be just big enough to hold a settee and a small table. I overheard the Swedish girl telling the English that "it wasn't worth her time to do a £40 dance".

Then she turned to me, not knowing that I had overheard her and said:

"Come" said the Swedish girl "we'll give a half hour of dances and girly action, just £800", £800 for half an hour hmmm, I'll have to think about that, I said, looking back as I scarpered.

£800 for half an hour? For that I can get a WG on a 14 hour overnight!

Spearmint Rhino and that other awful place Windmill are just rip offs. They've been spoilt by, and thrive on, the immature barrow boys of the City, the toilets in Spearmint Rhino are commonly known as "powder rooms", guess what powder the barrow boys consume there.

If you want a lap dance or a striptease - get it from a WG.

Lapdancers versus WGs - it has to be WGs everytime.



Offline fredpunter

I agree 90%, but if you want a lap dance club with a variety of different types of girls, and eye contact as well as other types of contact, at more reasonable (but still poor vfm) prices, spearmint rhino is not the place to go.

Offline Ben4454


I never understood the point of a lap dance. I mean I want to bang at the end of the day. Works out cheaper if I get a strip tease from a working girl and then bang her.

I was once in a bar and was offered a naked strip tease for £900. Got out of there quick.
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Offline yorkshire123

Prossie for me every time.
I put lap dancing in the same category as webcamming, A waste of time & money  :thumbsdown:
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Offline smiths

I have done the Lapdancing and Stripper circuit, i sum it up in one word, frustration, look but cant touch, not my bag and not something i would ever do again. I require touching, sucking and often fucking so WGs fit that bill.

Offline shagbambi

Can think of no bigger waste of money and source of frustration than a strip club.  I did it once, and got the t-shirt. Never again.

Offline fredpunter

I have done the Lapdancing and Stripper circuit, i sum it up in one word, frustration, look but cant touch, not my bag and not something i would ever do again. I require touching, sucking and often fucking so WGs fit that bill.

I have done all those things in a strip club - but at a price!

Then I was approached by an English girl and a Swedish girl "Come with us, we'll treat you like a VIP" and they took me to a VIP room, which turned out to be just big enough to hold a settee and a small table. I overheard the Swedish girl telling the English that "it wasn't worth her time to do a £40 dance".


I think the vip dances are just a complete rip of, one dancer in Glasgow promised me, she would go a lot further, than a normal dance, once the money was handed over, she wasn't interested

Mind you, I have only had one vip where it was worth the money, and it was at diamond dolls, and the dancer was a double of Keisha Buchanan, this dancer while doing ghe 30 min vip, place her hand in my trousers a few times, so I bought my self a second vip, and she was a delight to talk to

Online NIK

Lap dancing, like web cam, would do very little for me.

Offline CBPaul

Only ever been to one strip club and never would again. I agree with the poster above, it's in the same category as web cams.

If I just want to see girls I can look on the internet for free, if I want to see a girl in the flesh then a dance in front of me will never satisfy the urge. In fact after my one visit to a strip club I had an insatiable urge to punt, which I then did.

Even prossies attempting a lap dance don't do much for me. Perhaps on the rare occasion it's happened they haven't been very good, but I find it vaguely amusing whilst thinking time to get down to business.


WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt. I have not met one yet that is any good at it.

As for strip clubs, they do nowt for me either. All they do is give you the horn which has to be dealt with by a good punt afterwards.

Online NIK

WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt. I have not met one yet that is any good at it.

As for strip clubs, they do nowt for me either. All they do is give you the horn which has to be dealt with by a good punt afterwards.

Exactly it is a way of avoiding contact.

Offline CBPaul

WG's use lap dancing as another way of running down your time on a punt. I have not met one yet that is any good at it.

As for strip clubs, they do nowt for me either. All they do is give you the horn which has to be dealt with by a good punt afterwards.

Just like 'do you want to start with a massage ?'

Another time wasting tactic

Offline tommy1970

Title of this thread - great name for a porn film! :thumbsup:
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Offline Matium

I actually love lapdances and stripteases but only from WGs where you can touch, finger, hold and kiss her.

Going to a strip club where you can't do any of that and can only look at the girls is a total waste of time and money.

I find a lap dance and a strptease is a great way to start a punt.

Offline akauya

I also dislike going to see lapdancers. I think seeing a beautiful naked woman gyrating inches from your face is torture if you can't touch her, let alone fuck her. However I do enjoy going to cabaret and having a meal, and drinks and enjoying the show. I go to burlesque nights sometimes with my fuck buddy, because afterwards we go to a hotel and we fuck to our hearts content.

But I do like to see beautiful naked women dancing, in some of my punts I asked prossies to dance for me. Not many agree but the ones who did really turned me on and made the punt into a very positive experience.


Offline willbred

Lapdancer? - might as well go home, watch porn and have a wank IMHO
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Offline doc14

On a "lads weekend away" abroad a few years ago we all went to a parlour (except one guy who said it was "wrong") where the girls stripped free of charge and then we all paired off with the girls into separate rooms for FS. Cost about £50 for the hour.
Later that evening, said gent who said it was wrong wanted to go to a lap dancing bar, we went with him but soon left after they wanted £75 for a strip and if we wanted more upto £ 300 each. err no chance.

The parlour got a few visits off us that weekend,

Offline fredpunter

I know I'm repeating myself but there are lap dancing places where you can do all the things that you are all complaining you can't do. You just have to find them, but its a very expensive way of getting a shag if that's your main objective.

Offline Matium

I know I'm repeating myself but there are lap dancing places where you can do all the things that you are all complaining you can't do. You just have to find them, but its a very expensive way of getting a shag if that's your main objective.

Where? Which ones?

We need names :)

Offline fredpunter

Where? Which ones?

We need names :)

This has been discussed several times before. Obviously these places are not operating legally, so noone is going to give the details on an open forum. If you want to find these places you need to talk to dancers at 'regular' strip clubs and if they get to trust you they may invite you to visit them at more private clubs and/or parties in the future. But you can waste a lot of time and money in pursuit of your jollys this way .

Where? Which ones?

We need names :)

Here you go, try this web site, and I have been a few times, the girls are a delight, and let you touch them all over, including fingering them, if you look at the photos, it might give you an idea, on how things go on

At the moment Ron the owner is trying to find a new venue, and to attend any of the nights you must be a member, and you also get one free visit before you have to join

There two places the dances take place, the public room, where they dance like the normal strip clubs in fron th of the audience, only difference here, you can participate

The other place is the vip rooms, where, you pay the girl for what ever you want , sex, oral, and if your a voyeur you can just od this in the public area

http://www.blacklapdancers.co.uk/

Offline fredpunter

The dancers look nice but the membership and entrance fees put me off. There are a variety of clubs/parties , some there is no entry fee as such but you are expected to buy a raffle ticket, but that can be either 5 or 10 quid, but a bit of food is layed on, others where you pay a higher fee but public dances and drinks are free, etc.availability if girls willing to be naughty is not guaranteed though. This black girls thing with membership fees, entrance fees, alcoholic drinks not free, and having to contribute to public dances sounds expensive, but then I guess if naughtiness is guaranteed you are paying for that.

The dancers look nice but the membership and entrance fees put me off.

The membership fee used to be £50 which gave you access to a members club, where photos would be uploaded uncensored, or £30 with no members club

The increase is down to one or two things, the venues putting there prices up and to keep out the undesirables, the owner doesn't want any trouble sat these venues


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