External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyCommsVery easy and efficient by text or WA with prompt replies. She pre-publishes when she's fully booked and when she has availability, which is really helpful for punters.
VenueIncall to a nice flat in central Reading with paid parking available very close. Entry to the block of flats was by phone call prior to being let in by the SP. Having to wait outside until the door was opened was a bit unwanted, and was typical of a pattern of excessive caution and control.
The ladyIt was definitely the lady on the profile. Age seemed accurate. She was quite down-to-earth and didn't appear to be the type to care about misleading her profile. She was sort of detached friendly with a nice slim petite frame with nice medium-sized tits and good chunky nips.
The businessThe profile options are a bit overwhelming. I chose half-hour massage and half-hour sex, for a total of £85 (£25 + £60). I was told where to hang my jacket and remove shoes, and was then ushered into the lounge rather than the bedroom. She says she doesn't "invite her guests straight into her bedroom". A few minutes aimless chat conducted across the room, then the offer of a drink. I was escorted into the bedroom where I was told the massage was either back or legs, and which did I want. I wasn't prepared for this, and chose back. I was then told where to lay my clothes. The session was already throwing up flags of excessive control. I was instructed how to lie, and she arranged my arms precisely the way she wanted.
The massage was OK but nothing special and certainly not really erotic. At one point she bollocked me that I didn't appear to be in bliss, and what was I thinking about. Ffs. When I turned over she started cleaning my cock meticulously, including with some fluid, and also my hands. She did some reasonable head, but it wasn't DT. She offered free access to her body, although she stopped the fingering when it was getting too interesting. I was getting a bit bored and my cock was showing its disapproval of all this control freakery by losing some rigidity. She applied a sturdy standard-size condom which strangled my cock and made it look like a balloon. The combination of strangled cock and thick condom didn't make for a great bonk. She controlled the clean-up too.
ConclusionsBoth the massage and the sex were disappointing but not disastrous. She's pleasant enough but not really friendly at a personal level, and a bit scatty and bordering on OCD. I wouldn't go back, but I've gone for a positive rating as comms were easy and £85 is great VFM for an hour of massage and sex with free access to a nice trim body. Others may also bother about the control freakery.
