This one could have been a positive, and I have been weighing up neutral or positive.
External Link/Members OnlyI've been trying to see Camilla for a while on the back of all these comments on her tits, and I finally managed to see her mid-sept in Paddington.
Location is fine for purpose, shower is (as mentioned already) a bag of shit. But it did the job.
Bedroom is fine, double bed and everything seemed clean. Just needs a good old refurb. They seem busy enough and a few quid could really make that place much better. 5 mins walk max from Paddington Station and probably slightly closer to Lancaster Gate station.
Camilla
So I was massively underwhelmed. I get it, she has big naturals on a small frame. But the frame is too small. Her body is almost childlike, her tits are too big for the frame and their shape and hang isn't world beating. She's probably got a few years before they start to really sag. She isn't ugly but by no means is she hot/attractive. I really was expecting something else. My fault for building this up in my own head I guess.
I took extra funds, as I was expecting to be all over them tits straight away so I was going to ask for a pre-massage pop and then a happy ending. Well, firstly she wanted £40 for the extra pop. IF they were what I was expecting then I would have paid, but I was already a bit disappointed so I just paid the £120 for the hour. She also quoted £50 for kissing, £100 for OWO and £150 for sex. I really wanted to laugh but I smiled and politely declined.
Initial massage was 15 mins of soft strokes up and down my legs and back with the occasional head rub. This 15 min start was actually quite nice. I knew not to expect a proper massage, but this really relaxed me and I was enjoying myself. Then she did that thing that people mentioned where she licks up and down your legs. That was odd! Then she did this to my neck and back which was better.
Then she asked me to flip over and the kissing and licking was on my neck and ears and this was better. Combined with a decent enough handjob and I shot my load.
Cleaned up a bit and I asked how long we had left... she looked at her phone and said "yes, you have time for a shower". WFT, as if I was in luck and she could squeeze me in for a clean. That was a bit cheeky I thought, she went first and I checked the time to notice we'd been 45 mins! This annoyed me and a 5 min head rub would have been a nice way to finish, which is often the case I find.
Anyway, I showered and said my goodbyes. She was smiley and we had a hug and I left.
She was a nice girl and (although this review may suggest otherwise) the whole time together we were getting along very well. I just don't get the hype with her and I will be taking my hard earned elsewhere.
Many thanks for attending my cheb-talk.
