External Link/Members OnlyI was in the area with work this week, and fancied unloading my sack. Rather than heading to my tried and tested massage place, I thought I'd peruse AW. I spotted Pippa was touring, and offered "the best deepthroat" (or similar). After reading some mixed reviews here, although with some praise for her deepthroat, I thought I'd book half an hour (£100) of BJ only.
Booking was done over text, and was efficient and polite.
I arrived just before the start and messaged, to no reply. I headed over to the postcode given, and waited. I eventually got a reply giving me the address, and spotted a bloke leaving the door that matched as I was walking towards it. Great, she's booking back-to-back.
At this point, I should have walked.Undeterred, I knocked on the door, to be greeted by a very overweight version of the girl in the AW listing (to the point where I'd suspect she was heavily pregnant), who I didn't find facially attractive and who wasn't wearing the outfit I'd requested.
At this point, I should have walked.Curiousity got the better of me, and I'm willing to excuse all manner of indiscretions if a WG can give decent deepthroat.
Into the room, cash exchanged, and the lacklustre 'foreplay' began, consisting of rubbing my cock through my trousers. I had no interest in her physically, and wanted to get onto the main event, so I stripped and laid back on the bed. She waddled over and started sucking without any sign of clean-up (I had showered, but that's not the point).
At this point, I should have walked.The BJ itself was an unspectacular 3/10 attempt at a PSE style gobbling, with lots of spit and thumping the back of her mouth, and too much frantic hand action (that I asked her to stop multiple times). We breached her throat once, triggering her gag reflex and her pulling back get head. On resumption I gave a gentle push to the back of her head, only to be tersely told "I don't like that". For the avoidance of doubt, she absolutely cannot deepthroat.
At this point, I should have walked.We got to the eventual conclusion, which she took like a champ. I asked about taking a quick shower, and she casually tossed me a pack of wet wipes and told me she didn't have shower facilities. I quickly cleaned up and left, to be greeted by a random hooded stranger (referred to as a "friend", of indeterminate gender) wandering around the house.
All told I was in and out in less than 20min. It's Halloween week, and this was my personal horror show. I feel bad for anyone whose punting experience has been so poor that they would give this girl a positive review, or think that her BJ style is actually deepthroat. Lesson learned on my part - I'll stick to well-reviewed girls only from here.
The verdict? I cannot think of a single reason why I would recommend anyone see this WG. Strong negative.
