Author Topic: Emily Massage Goddess......Multiple locations in London  (Read 5410 times)

Offline jsnsummer

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Well I noticed that my review count is 45 and I'd like to hit the 50 but I've been seeing the same girls (Emily being one) so it's been difficult to add new reviews.

Couple of bullet points to save reading the whole story.
  • Emily is no longer working, indeed she is no longer in the UK and will not be returning
  • I've put it here as although I didn't technically pay for FS we did have a lot of (protected) sex
  • She did give a very good B2B massage

Emily: Looks - From the US (West coast) mid-40s about 5'5 long black hair, C boobs and lovely nipples, classic brazilian and a pronounced curve to her spine otherwise fit looking. She also likes to put on a full face of make-up before any meet, this can cause delays.

Emily: Personality - Madder than a box of frogs. She has ADHD, and she had a bad car crash in 2019 that means she has issues with cognitive processing (she forgets words or gos off on random rambles)

Emily: Medical -   Emily has issues with her neck and is on a lot of medication. She sometimes has to give her neck a massage before starting. This is all linked to a car crash.

Time Keeping - Shocking. Our massage sessions never started less than 45 mins late. One one occasion she was 3 hours late. However on the plus side although I paid for 90mins, each session was never shorter that 3 hours once we got going.

Incall Location - Not sure this has been mentioned but the place in Shoreditch is where she lived. It was always a mess and she was eventually evicted due to lack of rent payment. You used to have to navigate your way to the bathroom/bed through a maze of boxes. I think in the end she started doing outcalls only.
The other issue apart from the mess was that it was up 4 flights of stairs and there was no lift. I would often arrive at the same time has her deliveroo order for supplies (She never went to the shops or cooked so everything was deliveroo'd).
The shower was adequate but a bit small, and she had no shortage of towels. In fact she had 120 so some reason. Half cotton half bamboo fibres. I preferred the bamboo ones.

Services - DFK, OwO, FS in multiple positions, FBSM, Sports massage using a massage gun.

Cost - £220 for 90mins

First visit - I saw a review on here and thought I would chance it. She sounded just up my street FBSM + OwO. Messaged and had some back and forth until agreed time/day. Sent bank details and paid up in full in advance. Yes I know that is risk but I trusted the reviewers on here.
I few hours before our meet she messaged and then called. Asking if I have a favourite colour I said red and her plan was to wear red lingerie. Emily is a massive Lingerie fan (more of that later). I arrived at the appointed time and place messaged and called. Asked if I could wait 15mins while she got ready....this turned into 45mins. I finally got the flat number and climbed up the stairs. Knocked and waited voice the otherside of the door...then it opened and she was wearing shear read lingerie. very sexy.
HOWEVER, there was at least another 30 mins wait while prepared the bed and I had a shower and she got everything ready. Then the rules, no RO that is only for her BF, if she ever has one. You can ask for anything once, but if she says no and you ask again that's a red mark. Three strikes and it's over.

(1hr after scheduled time) Finally after sharing a satsuma (A ritual) she got started. She was quickly naked and sliding all over with abandon if felt great. she did keeps stopping and starting, did the thing of opening my legs and sucking on my balls. felt amazing. then the turn over more of the same, we chatted the whole time about her life which seemed pretty full on. She applied a "special oil" to my cock and asked for permission to slide her bare-pussy along my bare cock to which I agreed. This seemed to go on for a while and we were both clearly turned on.
Then she stopped looked me in the eye and asked if I wanted to have sex. To which I readly agreed, reached over of a condom and she rode CG looking pretty sexy and cumming a few times (her words). Then finally on her back for a spot of mish until I filled the bag. Both caught our breath, after a drink of cola, full sugar on to the massage gun.
The massage gun session employed a Green Yellow Red. Green was carry on, yellow was back off and red i stop. It was pretty good but by now I'd been there for over 3 hours. And I had work so needed to get back so cut this part short.

Next sessions - I saw Emily twice more at her place, each time she wanted to wear new Lingerie. The last time she was so late I walked in on her naked which was new for her. I do have to say the sports gun sessions where dropped in favour of more sex and massage  :wacko:

Outcall - I booked a hotel close to where she lives and booked Emily to come and stay. By now we were working on a fixed cost of £220 per visit (I also paid for Uber) regardless of length of visit as we enjoyed each others company. She arrived 3 hrs late at midnight due to issues but I got about 90mins sleep that night including an epic morning sex session.

Three night stay - A week or so later I stayed in an AirBnB in her same building. So I booked if for three nights and she came and stayed with me for a massage sex fest. By now she had stopped reduced her sessions as she was suffering with various illness. Was pretty tiring but very good fun. She had a new set of lingerie for each night and some of which we choose together and I bought for her. All pretty sexy, not sure I'd had that much sex in three days since my university days!

Last time - She had had a major fall out with her landlord and was staying in a hotel. We where going to meet the next day at mine but she asked if I could come to her which I did for more great sex and a massage. The room had a lovely big mirror, in which I could watch her work, woke up the next day for another morning session then I left with plans to meet later that day. That never happened.

Post script - for reasons she left the country to another European country she had stayed at and is now on her way back to the states with no plans on returning to the UK (Her website is gone). We are still in contact with an open invitation to the states  ;)

I thought i'd write this just because I had an amazing time, and really there is no one I can tell this to other than you lot!!!  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




Offline advent2016

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Well I noticed that my review count is 45 and I'd like to hit the 50 but I've been seeing the same girls (Emily being one) so it's been difficult to add new reviews.


  • Emily is no longer working, indeed she is no longer in the UK and will not be returning

Post script - for reasons she left the country to another European country she had stayed at and is now on her way back to the states with no plans on returning to the UK (Her website is gone). We are still in contact with an open invitation to the states  ;)

I thought i'd write this just because I had an amazing time, and really there is no one I can tell this to other than you lot!!! 

Pointless. I'm sure some people will enjoy it.
That url hasn't even been cached by the Internet Archive.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2023, 01:55:39 pm by advent2016 »

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That's because it is the London Website  :lol: :lol: :lol: Even has the London address on.


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That's because it is the London Website  :lol: :lol: :lol: Even has the London address on.

Well, sort of.
External Link/Members Only no longer works
External Link/Members Only does work. The url obviously suggests she's in Denmark, but the content of the website is about her in London.

Offline Stevelondon

No RO………. Would put me off.
Madder than a box of frogs puts me off even more.

Has ADHD…………… ok I’m swayed 😂

Offline jsnsummer

Well, sort of.
External Link/Members Only no longer works
External Link/Members Only does work. The url obviously suggests she's in Denmark, but the content of the website is about her in London.

I know where she is we, we have spoken a few times about it and I know the reason why she's there. I didn't know she was starting up business again 🤣

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I know where she is we, we have spoken a few times about it and I know the reason why she's there. I didn't know she was starting up business again 🤣

Apologies for sounding a bit thick: are you confirming she is back in London and working?


Offline jsnsummer

Apologies for sounding a bit thick: are you confirming she is back in London and working?

No she has recreated her website but in Copenhagen (Where she is currently living). But has left all the UK details in place. I assume she is planning to alter the details as sometime.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

No she has recreated her website but in Copenhagen (Where she is currently living). But has left all the UK details in place. I assume she is planning to alter the details as sometime.

Having met her I must say I am surprised you gave away so much information about her personal life... esp as it is quite tragic! She is undoubtably very open, (everything you have relayed to the 1000's of people on UK she told me) but I am not too sure she would want it plastered all over a review site!  :unknown:

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@jamiekinkxxx I've told you all about 10% of the story......and only shared what is relevant to the meeting(s).

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Offline petermisc

Pointless. I'm sure some people will enjoy it.
+1

So the OP has seen her multiple times over goodness knows how long, but waits until she has retired with no chance of anyone else seeing her before posting a review.  And there was me thinking that this site was about sharing info to assist other punters. 

At the very least the OP could have mentioned in the title that she was retired, to save others wasting their time reading this self-indulgent shit.

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Clearly the OP thinks he has a special relationship with this lady, but to post all that personal history on a public forum after she has hung up her thong for good looks like a betrayal of her confidences to me.

Perhaps at the very least it would be better to move this thread to the London Massage Forum where it would at least be behind public access ?

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Clearly the OP thinks he has a special relationship with this lady,
OBS not that special - told the OP she was retiring, whereas in fact she has just up sticks to work elsewhere.  Probably to get away from punters who were getting too personally attached.

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No she has recreated her website but in Copenhagen (Where she is currently living). But has left all the UK details in place. I assume she is planning to alter the details as sometime.
When did she leave the UK and move abroad?

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Clearly the OP thinks he has a special relationship with this lady, but to post all that personal history on a public forum after she has hung up her thong for good looks like a betrayal of her confidences to me.

Perhaps at the very least it would be better to move this thread to the London Massage Forum where it would at least be behind public access ?

100% agree. She doesn't advertise FS so my understanding is that this should be a 'massage' review and not an escort review?

Offline jamiekinkxxx

OBS not that special - told the OP she was retiring, whereas in fact she has just up sticks to work elsewhere.  Probably to get away from punters who were getting too personally attached.

I agree, seems like sour grapes IMHO, esp as he has posted lots of information that should not really have been shared. I could have posted what he has written (and more) having met her once as she is very (too  :unknown:) open about her life, but I chose the decent path and did not divulge that information. 

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far too much personal info here

Offline jamiekinkxxx

far too much personal info here

Indeed Scutty, and very self indulgent  :thumbsdown:

Offline RandomGuy99

10% too much IMHO
+1 we don't need to know personal information about an SP's life. Private conversations are often best kept private. The SP isn't going to thank you for sharing personal possibly identifying information. Sharing that information may cause them problems in the future.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2023, 02:38:20 pm by RandomGuy99 »

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To be truthful the story comes across as a bit jackanory.
Are we supposed to really believe that a massage girl is going to go so out of her way to offer FS to just one distinguished punter on so many occasions? Sounds to me more like a revenge post after a fucked up relationship. Or a refused/rejected relationship.
Why the sudden flit overseas?

Offline Moby Dick

Clearly the OP thinks he has a special relationship with this lady, but to post all that personal history on a public forum after she has hung up her thong for good looks like a betrayal of her confidences to me.

Perhaps at the very least it would be better to move this thread to the London Massage Forum where it would at least be behind public access ?

I agree the posting of personal / identifiable details is out of order.
However, if true, then there should be a warning on a barebacking thread in case she returns.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

I agree the posting of personal / identifiable details is out of order.
However, if true, then there should be a warning on a barebacking thread in case she returns.

Does she? How do you know?

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« Last Edit: November 05, 2023, 11:46:44 am by jamiekinkxxx »

Offline jamiekinkxxx

I think he is referring to the pussy slide.

ah ha! That! I see that as a risk but not actually BB sex. Unless that is some hidden phrase that tell the people in the know that she actually BB's?  :unknown: If that is the case I am 100% not in the know as to me it is just a little risky, not BB.

« Last Edit: November 05, 2023, 11:48:19 am by jamiekinkxxx »

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Excuse me for being thick, but can somebody explain the point of this thread?  :unknown: Also, why the need for all the personal details?  :unknown:
« Last Edit: November 05, 2023, 12:20:07 pm by Chorley »

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ah ha! That! I see that as a risk but not actually BB sex. Unless that is some hidden phrase that tell the people in the know that she actually BB's?  :unknown: If that is the case I am 100% not in the know as to me it is just a little risky, not BB.
So according to your definition how far does it have go in before you would consider it BB?

Offline jamiekinkxxx

so many parameters....

- which bit of your cock is she rubbing against? The tip to me would be a hell of a lot more risky than just the shaft.
- how are we defining sex... is this sexual intercourse... if so then BB would need to be penetrative sex without a condom.
- etc.

It really is horses for courses. Some guys will 100% only have OW whilst other would forgo an encounter if OWO was not on offer.

If you feel that the OP was having BB sex with the SP due to some pussy slides then that is fine. I personally don't read it that way, but it is a risk for sure, but not as risky as actual penetrative BB sex

« Last Edit: November 05, 2023, 01:18:21 pm by jamiekinkxxx »

Offline Moby Dick

bareback is bare Cock in Contact with Bare Pussy.
The risks may be higher the deeper and rougher the sex, plus cream pie and sloppy twenty seconds of that day, but pussy slides as you say are not without risk. Probably more than OWO and RO which I have partaken in but otherwise I would wear a condom having considered the risks.

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bareback is bare Cock in Contact with Bare Pussy.
The risks may be higher the deeper and rougher the sex, plus cream pie and sloppy twenty seconds of that day, but pussy slides as you say are not without risk. Probably more than OWO and RO which I have partaken in but otherwise I would wear a condom having considered the risks.

"Bareback is bare cock in contact with bare pussy" is your definition, which is fine. I just do not see it that way. Horses for courses. Have a nice day  :hi:


Offline patelprat

I have had one or two SPs slide/grind their pussy near the base of my cock/balls, not near the tip.
Fine with me.

Offline MLawro93

Dry humping or frottage, probably has various names at this point, is bare genital rubbing. It is not without its risk, and you can contract a STI through this as some STIs can be spread through skin-to-skin contact.

I would consider it bare, but others may not.

Aside from that, regarding this review, there is so much personal info in here, it does raise so many red flags. Does the personal info add to the review? I don't think so, so what value does it bring? Just seems rather indulgent from OP.

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Dry humping or frottage, probably has various names at this point, is bare genital rubbing. It is not without its risk, and you can contract a STI through this as some STIs can be spread through skin-to-skin contact.

I would consider it bare, but others may not.

Aside from that, regarding this review, there is so much personal info in here, it does raise so many red flags. Does the personal info add to the review? I don't think so, so what value does it bring? Just seems rather indulgent from OP.

+1

Offline akauya

far too much personal info here

Indeed Scutty, and very self indulgent  :thumbsdown:

Yes, totally agree with that.

Posting very private, personal info about the SP is totally unnecessary to the "review." Smacks more of a "look at me!" type of post rather than a review to help punters.

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Yes, totally agree with that.

Posting very private, personal info about the SP is totally unnecessary to the "review." Smacks more of a "look at me!" type of post rather than a review to help punters.

Reads to me like a revenge hatchet job.