I was in the area on a weekend a few weeks back, and decided to look for options to unload my sack. Sadly lots of the well-reviewed providers here either weren't answering or didn't work weekends.
I stumbled across this ad and cross-checked with the forum, and then decided to fire off a text:
External Link/Members OnlyThe response was quick, and booking was straightforward - £100 the hour. The location was on the Eastern edge of town, parking was plentiful outside the nearby shops, and there was an ATM a short walk away. The venue was an upstairs flat in a slightly weird setup, and the WG had to come downstairs to let me in. Fairly discrete, but not brilliant.
The girl herself was probably late 30s or early 40s. She was carrying a bit of extra weight, and not exactly a stunner. She was dressed in leggings and t-shirt. Not exactly promising.
On the way up the stairs to the flat she had a bit of a grope, which perked the old boy up no end. She seemed surprised when I asked to shower, but agreed and provided me with a sad towel to use a bathroom with no working lock.
Into the bedroom and onto the massage table, and she surprisingly took her clothes off immediately. Nice touch. As expected, she had a few rolls of fat around the middle, and wasn't in particularly great shape. OK boobs (maybe fake?) and bum, but nothing more.
The massage was very average, with little pressure or sign that she knew what she was doing. After 30min, which included 5min of lacklustre B2B, she asked me if I'd like to get onto the double bed. From here she gave passable OWO and gladly let me pound away (covered) in a few different positions, albeit with very little effort. Although with her riding on top she did get so wet that it was actually running down her thighs. I finished up on her chest/neck/face, and popped into the shower to wash the sweat/juice/oil off me.
When I emerged, she was already dressed, with no sign that she'd done anything more than had a cursory wipe down. Pretty revolting stuff. More so because she hurried me out just before the hour so that she could let the next guy in.
A bit of fun and variety, and a shag after a rub-down is a nice touch. But I'd say not to bother with this one unless you've struck out of all other options. A weak neutral.
