External Link/Members OnlyI was spending the day in Ambleside, spotted this girl's makeshift M A S S A G E sticker sign in the windows of an old building.
OK, I thought, give it a try so I phoned and was booked in an hour later.
An old converted mill building, up steep winding stairs to a corridor festooned with burning nightlights and an overpowering smell of cheap incense.
Girl herself is thin black haired Russian sounding, with what looks like a Czechen boyfriend knocking about. She gives an impression of moodiness.
On to massage, rather poor. Had to keep underwear on, everything was concentrated on back and shoulders with her trying to use her weight to manipulate spine and shoulders. Didn't work, she hasn't got the skill set.
Overall waste of time, even when viewed as a straight massage
