Chinese massage - green door next to acupuncture centre
External Link/Members Only68A Belgrave Gate, LE1 3GQ
So I went to this establishment in a short break whilst visiting our Leicester offices and was hornier than a Priest at a school sportsday (apologies for any offence but you get the gist?)
TLDR : Typical budget chinese establishment. Girl (Sophie) provided piss poor service and rinsed me through continued escalation. £30/£50 30mins/60mins. HE £20, B2B £40, FS £60 (with OWO)
Error No. 1
I made a mistake of walking into the acupuncture place next door, which is obviously connected. I spoke with the old guy in there, and asked for a massage. He said Lady or Man and i said it was for me.
He said he could give me a massage or would I prefer a lady? Guess which option I took !!
He then led me through the green metal gate next door closing it behind him after letting me through.
To enter this place, you go through the green door which is to the left of the acupuncture clinic, and you follow the passage way to the end, whether the door on the right hand side inside was a lady who was just sat on her phone.
The Girl - I'm very bad at guessing ages especially of oriental women, I would say she was between 28 and 38, about 5ft6 tall with shoudler length black hair, possibly a size 12. She was friendly enough - almost too friendly to make up for the piss poor service (read on!). Good english skillls and able to have a conversation
I said I was a bit tight for time, so half an hour would do and gave her £30, I got Naked got on the couch, and she told me I was beautiful (yes of course I am ... NOT!) After lying down, she proceeded to "massage me" I say massage because it was a piss poor excuse for a massage. Basically she just lay her fingers over me and move them up and down my body make it very clear she was interested in escalating as soon as possibe.
10 mins later she flipped me and gasped at my (average) size cock.
Then without even laying a finger on me she asked if I wanted any extras.
I asked her about prices for extras £20 HE, £40 B2B. I thought I'd opted for a HE.
Error 2 - Be clear about what you are getting and what you've agreed.
She stripped off and lay next to me with her head on my chest and started sucking my nipples whilst fiddling around between my legs stroking and caressing my tallywhacker - which to be fair was quite a nice touch which I enjoyed. However things didn't really change. She didn't move position (possibly to stop me playing with her tits/fanny?). I am big into consent to asked if I could touch her Pussy, she repeated by request and just laughed as if to try and make a joke of it.
She asked me did I want to have sex with her. Because I wasn't getting anywhere with the HJ finishing I said how much. She said £60 so I declined and said I'd go for the B2B option. She said I'd already had that because she was naked next to me. (Not in my book normall B2B involves the SP oiling herself and rubbing her body/tits up and down one's own). I didn't want to argue the toss (no pun intended) so I just let it lie.
Error 3 - Beware of escalating hoping the service will improve.
So sexwise I said no, I'd (reluctantly stick with the shite B2B) - she then said she'd take £50 for sex. Which I agreed to.
Error 4 - Don't give over more money than the service you require.
I stupidly gave her £60 so she then knew I had the money. She asked if I wanted OWO included for an extra £10 taking it to £60 of extras.
I agreed to this and she got up and wiped the oil off the old fella before ensuring it was washed clean of oil, before doing a very basic lick of the old chap with occasional insertion into her mouth for possibly no more than 10 seconds at a time. This went on for about 5 minutes and my cock was delfating - not something I suffer from when I'm getting blown normally.
She produced some condoms and undid/ pulled it over the old boy before asking me to stand up (shame I was hoping she'd at least ride me for the money). As I got up she lubed my sheathed johnson.
She perched on the edge of the bed with her head near a corner on the wall - surely in a ruse to stop me banging the shit out of her. She was tight to enter at first but afterwards no tone as sucjh. effort on heer part to grip me or give the impression sh whilst inside her.
I moved her around so i could at least buiiild a rythym without giving her an acquired brain injury. She didn't protest, but still remained st so I shagged her for a couple of minutes beefore mr y tallywahacker became more of a tally floppy disk.
and I asked her to finish me off by hand.
She jumped off the bed and resumed the "laying alongside me" routine, and evenwhich at least made me hard again but wasn't enough to get me over the line. I asked her to tickle my balls with the other hand knowing this would force her to sit up and take things a bit m oreore seriously.
With her sat on the edge of the bed she eventallually got me over the line.
I left quickly bemoaning a waste of £90 (£630- + £ + £60)
A different girl on a different day may be different but give Sophie a miss.
