External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £150/30 minutes
Date: Mid September 2023
Lady: Pictures are representative and very passable. IRL she is quite short, 5'5-6. I'd guess her age is in the early 30s. Facially passable; she has a foxy, slutty milf look. Structurally accurate to the pictures, but her lips are normal IRL compared to the photoshopped plump lips. Deep voice. Speaks ZERO english. Legit bubble butt with thick thighs. Overall has that fit-thick build on the bottom, tight and healthy on the waist up. A bit of a masculine back.
Location & facilities: Nice flat, 2 minutes walk from Gloucester Road station, ok shower, 5th floor. Bed was fine and clean, but a bit tall, wanted to do standing doggy but was positioned awkwardly, maybe possible with a woman. Room was dark and had intense red LED-strip mood lights that spanned the entire room. She suppled some ribbed condom for the meet. Looked like a 2 bed flat, possibly someone else is living there but didnt hear anyone else.
Comms: efficient, text only via WhatsApp/sms, doesn't answer calls. Came off a bit rude on text, will explain this below.
Booked and confirmed services through WhatsApp the morning of that day, was responsive. Confirmed that she is fine with being bottom only, which was what I got during our meet. That evening, I took the tube to Gloucester Road station and texted her that I'm nearby. She gives information in small chunks. Arrived at the road on the dot and asked for her house number, which she did. I Told her to give me 2 mins as I need to walk around the residential park. Got a short string of text saying "Oi", "Oi, I'm number ##", "Oi". Don't know if that's a Brazilian thing but I chose not to escalate. Arrived at her flat and she buzzed me in, walked up flights of stairs. She opened the door discreetly and greeted me with warmth, was very happy with what I was gazing upon. Doesn't have the feminine coke bottle silhouette from the front, but her side and back view is legit. If you came for the ass in the pictures, you're getting it. Showered, got a fresh towel, bathroom was ok, could be cleaner. Got into the bedroom and tried some small talk while she was setting the playlist, but she didn't respond back, who knows if she understood what I was saying. So I took the lead and spun her around to play with her ass. No problem getting physically led, don't expect her to respond to verbal requests. Did a bit of a lap dance on a single chair near the bed, was responsive to touching all over her body and got hard easily when I stroked her. Moved over to some foreplay on the bed, didn't hold back with kissing. Then she gave me OWO, did it enthusiatically, gave eye contact, no teeth and could deep throat. She did try to get me to suck her cock but didn't push my boundaries when I rejected, and her attitude also didn't change because of it. I asked to fuck and as I put on the condom she told me she wanted CIM, got me excited and started with doggy, felt amazing and tight, had a bit of trouble getting in even with lube, no trouble once in. Went at her with medium pace and halfway in. I asked her "can I go faster?", she didn't even understand that and responded with "huh" which sounded like a yes, no, and I don't know all at once. Didn't want to take chances. Flipped her to missionary, entry was also a challenge. Went deeper this position, same speed. Got to the edge in this position and finished with CIM, I think she swallowed some, continued sucking post-ejaculation then spat a bit out into a bin nearby. 20 mins into the session, remaining 10 minutes I wanted to try to make her cum, did some cuddling while I stroked her. 5 mins of that but mentally I was satisfied and wanted to go home. As I got up, she stopped me and gave me a bit of owo and said "fuck me", assuming she wants to go again. Said I don't have extra cash to extend and she said "ok" which I again don't exactly know what she meant, but she teased me and slowed me down as I was putting my clothes on. A bit of dfk before I left. Looking back I regret not taking up the second round.
Positives: Good attitude, amazing ass, nice location, listed services provided
Negs: No English, comms incident
Conclusion: Solid positive, solid provider if you're looking for a TS bottom. Won't be disappointed if you're after that ass.
