Well, here's the thing - it wasn't actually Yang Yang that I got, but her friend. No idea what her name was as they barely got a couple of words out in English between the two of them.
So I had exchanged messages with Yang Yang (and from her messages, you would think she speaks fluent English), went over about an hour after confirmation. When I went in, I saw another girl there. Gotta be honest, for the slimmest nanoest second my mind went - threesome?
But alas, I was to be disappointed. When the girl who looked like Yang Yang from the pictures was about to leave me alone in the room with the other girl, I was like hold on - aren't you Yang Yang? She used Translate on her phone to let me know she was on her period.
I took a couple of quick looks at the other chick, and after some super fast microprocessing in my brain in went - fuck it! She's quite cute, and I'm horny, so what the hell, I'll just do it anyway.
And hey, what d'ya know? She ain't half bad in the sack.
Seeing as she even took my socks from me and put them on before I left (not that I asked her to, but I felt pretty amused), I feel a bit bad giving this a neutral, but on a matter of principle I can't give it a positive because I didn't get the girl who was advertised and this was misleading. Yang Yang could have just told me over messages what the deal was.
Oh yeah, so it was 60 quid for 30 minutes. And OWO & kissing 20 extra each - which I didn't take this time. Wanted to get it done comparatively less expensive this time, especially seeing I wasn't getting what I was expecting. But she kissed me a bit anyways. And she knows how to use her tongue
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