Busty-Brooke23 AdultWork

[Lamnguin]

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First review so be nice, chaps.

Communication- OK. This was a last minute booking so not a lot to go wrong but sounded quite pleasant on the phone.

Location- OK. Semi on an estate in Middlesbrough (think she also works in Manchester). I should think it could be a bit public at some times of day but fine when I got there. Inside not perfect but by no means the worst. Didn't smell of smoke which is a big positive for me. Bathroom light didn't work so cleaning up in the dark...

Looks- Facially not unpleasant though not a stunner. AW photos are definitely of her, though they are strategically taken to hide the fact that she is carrying a few extra pounds. She says she is a size 12, and while I am not a great judge of dress sizes, I know someone who definitely is a size 12 and I would think you could add 4 to that.

Services- This is where things all went downhill. Not very keen on kissing. Couldn't do oral without because she'd had a drink (???? ), so oral was covered and not very expert.

Q. Do you have toys i can use on you    A. Of course what girl dosent have toys

  Suggested trying her toys- no I can't use them on her, she will use them on herself.

Q. Can i give you oral    A. My legs are open befor you finish the question i love it

Suggested reverse oral- she doesn't really like it  - reluctantly lay down and opened her legs, but after a couple of minutes of wincing and shuffling around I was turned away again. Fair enough if she doesn't like it, and it isn't in her likes list, but why say she does? If she is that sore, perhaps she shouldn't be working? Moved on to mish, then finished in doggy, by which time I was quite keen to get away as everything felt quite awkward.

In conclusion, the main problem here was the total lack of enthusiasm and the "can't-do" attitude. Maybe if you caught her on another day, or before she had had a drink (she didn't smell of alcohol by the way) things would be better but I will not be finding out.

[Bengeo13]

Well thanks for letting us know.
Good review of a terrible experience
No surprises you gave it as a negative - one to avoid.
Hope you have better luck next time

[leedstony]

That's two negative reviews on UKP, confirmed by others.

Photos on AW and her profile seems quite appealing, only seems to have positive feedback on AW too. Could have been tempted; not now. Further confirmation of the poor offerings in the Boro.

[sentinel]

Maybe the only really decent punts in Teesside are with girls from NNE.

[Lamnguin]

Jess1000 seems to be getting some good reviews, but she may be a little too close to home for comfort. Otherwise I am rapidly coming to the same conclusion.

[MDB72]

I made that decision ages ago.

[EL1M1N8OR]

Thanks for the review.  I just messaged her enquirying about availablity today.

Now I will have to think of a random made up excuse on why I am not available.  Took too much viagra and decided to go on a sex tour in Thailand. Her no OWO because she'd had a drink inspired that one.  Most girls have no boundaries after a drink.

Do un to others.

[coolguy1990]

Thanks for the review.  I just messaged her enquirying about availablity today.

Now I will have to think of a random made up excuse on why I am not available.  Took too much viagra and decided to go on a sex tour in Thailand. Her no OWO because she'd had a drink inspired that one.  Most girls have no boundaries after a drink.

Do un to others.

Bit of an old review this, but well worth dredging up to point out that she has now changed her name to:

sexyBrooke123

One of the worst punts on Teeside. This review is from 2014 is very similar to my more recent experience, only I suspect she has just gotten worse and worse. I think Brooke has probably got some Romanian blood in her.

I must get round to writing a review for her. Her excuses for why she wouldn't do this or that are comedy gold.

[EL1M1N8OR]

She is in Aberdeen now. More than likely ousted from down the road.

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I do like that chav princess look. 

Thanks to this site I can safely say don't judge a book by it's cover.

[coolguy1990]

She is in Aberdeen now. More than likely ousted from down the road.

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I do like that chav princess look. 

Thanks to this site I can safely say don't judge a book by it's cover.

She'll be back. She dots about all over on tours, but always ends up back somewhere on Teesside.

The pics on her AW account are about 10 years old, in my opinion. She looks extremely sour in person with a strange hair-do (looks like a big donut on her head). Not particularly attractive, facially.

She looks like she's been eating the donuts too, as she's gone up several dress sizes. She actually has a fantastic curvy body, only she won't let you enjoy it in any way. Won't let you grope/stroke/kiss it. She's not too happy about you looking at her either.

Everything is done with a sneer and if you appear to be enjoying anything in the punt, she seems put-out and refrains from what she's doing, giving the impression that she is trying her damned hardest to make it the worst experience of your life.

[sesalovdarlo]

Agreed. Simply don't have a good thing to say about her. In fact Iv had a better time with bait and switch Romanians. Doesn't like oral on her, fatter than her flattering (10 yo pics), the daft pouts in her pics is actually how she is facially, not exactly welcoming nor friendly. Not the brightest prozzy around either using same pics on her Facebook profile. She is close friends to a few escorts that worked around Teesside who offered shit service also. She has offered duos with them, couldn't imagine anything worse than a duo with her.

I know it's a bit ungentlemenly to talk about an escort this way but I felt so ripped of by the experience. 

[coolguy1990]

Agreed. Simply don't have a good thing to say about her. In fact Iv had a better time with bait and switch Romanians. Doesn't like oral on her, fatter than her flattering (10 yo pics), the daft pouts in her pics is actually how she is facially, not exactly welcoming nor friendly. Not the brightest prozzy around either using same pics on her Facebook profile. She is close friends to a few escorts that worked around Teesside who offered shit service also. She has offered duos with them, couldn't imagine anything worse than a duo with her.

I know it's a bit ungentlemenly to talk about an escort this way but I felt so ripped of by the experience. 

Who is she close friends with sesa? Just so I know who to avoid.

[sesalovdarlo]

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Alexajamerson used to work in the boro under different name see above, and deepthroatjodie21 who works under various names. She is a busty (huuuuuge tits) lass with a tattoo going across her chest. Works in Newcastle now and then but used to work the boro, and Chelsealeigh aswell who works from Stockton.

[Still-alive]

She'll be back. She dots about all over on tours, but always ends up back somewhere on Teesside.

The pics on her AW account are about 10 years old, in my opinion. She looks extremely sour in person with a strange hair-do (looks like a big donut on her head). Not particularly attractive, facially.

She looks like she's been eating the donuts too, as she's gone up several dress sizes. She actually has a fantastic curvy body, only she won't let you enjoy it in any way. Won't let you grope/stroke/kiss it. She's not too happy about you looking at her either.

Everything is done with a sneer and if you appear to be enjoying anything in the punt, she seems put-out and refrains from what she's doing, giving the impression that she is trying her damned hardest to make it the worst experience of your life.

Sounds a real charmer! I have a couple of favourite indies on Teesside and I'm firmly sticking with them from now on, and maybe the Thais in Norton. I might get bored but at least the service is guaranteed.

[coolguy1990]

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Alexajamerson used to work in the boro under different name see above, and deepthroatjodie21 who works under various names. She is a busty (huuuuuge tits) lass with a tattoo going across her chest. Works in Newcastle now and then but used to work the boro, and Chelsealeigh aswell who works from Stockton.

Thanks for that sesa. I'll defo avoid Chelsea Leigh then.

Just to remind people bustybrooke is now sexybrooke.

Avoid sexyBrooke123 !!!

[bigkstyle]

Didn't Brooke say she was quitting at the end of March?

[Dimond dave]

She usually says that every now and then to buck trade up ,. Wouldn't care ,, looks spot on tits spot on ,, attitude shit service shit ,, if she could only pull a finger out she'd be a cracking punt



 

Didn't Brooke say she was quitting at the end of March?

[sesalovdarlo]

She usually says that every now and then to buck trade up ,. Wouldn't care ,, looks spot on tits spot on ,, attitude shit service shit ,, if she could only pull a finger out she'd be a cracking punt

Agreed. Her tits are great. but she doesn't have a clue. She could make lots of money with the right attitude and actually retire after so long with plenty of £££ in the bank like some of the veterans like TT, Savannah etc

[coolguy1990]

Agreed. Her tits are great. but she doesn't have a clue. She could make lots of money with the right attitude and actually retire after so long with plenty of £££ in the bank like some of the veterans like TT, Savannah etc

Except I think she genuinely hates men and gets a bit of a kick out of ripping them off.

She's obviously had some bad experiences in her life.

[bigkstyle]

She usually says that every now and then to buck trade up ,. Wouldn't care ,, looks spot on tits spot on ,, attitude shit service shit ,, if she could only pull a finger out she'd be a cracking punt

I agree. I seen her and she's a very attractive girl but that's where it ends. Poor attitude led to a poor punt

[sesalovdarlo]

Looks like this clown is ripping people off in Manx now

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=102458.0

[Still-alive]

That's two negative reviews on UKP, confirmed by others.

Photos on AW and her profile seems quite appealing, only seems to have positive feedback on AW too. Could have been tempted; not now. Further confirmation of the poor offerings in the Boro.

I've said it before, AW feedback is worth nothing, the guys who write it are either fanboys or scared of getting negative feedback on their profile which could lead to girls turning their bookings down.