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External Link/Members OnlyCost: £160 / 1 hr (+ £20 extra: FK)
When: September 2023
Comms: Maid deals with comms. Relatively responsive, but the big issue was price discrepancy. SP's prices were higher than what the maid quoted. Should have walked at that moment, but dick brain got the better of me.
Location: Couple of mins walk from nearest station. The front door is on the main road in between shops, so conspicuous. But door opened very soon after buzzing so I didn't stand out, plus it's a busy public street so you probably won't have too many eyeballs fixed on you. Other WGs also apparently work in the building but I didn't see anyone. Karen's flat is a couple of floors up. The stairs and hall have seen better days.
Her flat is a medium-sized studio. Double bed in the middle of living room that's combined with kitchen. Bathroom is quite small and not in the best condition. Cubicle shower at least works.
Girl: Karen's pictures on AW are accurate. Small natural A or B cup breasts, nice peachy bum, petite body. Her stated height is 5'3. I'd say closer to 5'2. Pussy is quite decent-looking, and she has large clit.
Her English is very minimal. Could barely hold a conversation. We had to use Google translate often. Her personality isn't something to be desired. You can tell she is putting on a friendly face but really she's as transactional as it gets and just wants to move on. Will explain further.
Services: As mentioned earlier, maid's info contradicted hers. Every extra was either £20 or £30. So what I received included Sex, DFK, OW, DT, HJ.
Introduction- As I reached the top floor, the door opened. Karen reveals herself and isn't hiding behind door. She's wearing a one piece black lace lingerie.
- She's smiling and politely leads me in. It is after reaching her sofa where the first sign of this going all wrong starts.
- In her very limited English, she tries to reconfirm her prices.
- I note that it's different to the maid's. She apologizes and says the maid got it wrong. Explains her services and actual rates. Overall, quite pricey.
- Feeling of not getting laid after hours of anticipation is the worst. So Dick brain gets the better of me. (Should have walked.)
- Paid the money, then I request shower. She hands me a towel and shows me to the bathroom.
- It's not in a great state. Very small, not well-kept. Cubicle is a bit tight, and the shower handle is half-broken.
- Anyway, cleaned and dried up. Walked out and back into the living room. Karen leads me onto the bed.
Round 1- She takes off my towel and I get on the bed, she instructs me to lie down.
- Begins by rubbing my cock with her hand. Quite a pleasurable HJ.
- I get up to go in for a kiss. She continues jerking me as our lips go into action.
- Our faces separate and I remove the top part of her black lace to reveal her tits. They're very small and she's proud that they're natural.
- I rub then suck them, but she wants to move on. She beckons me down and grabs a condom.
- Covers my cock and begins OW. Technique during this one BJ is above-average. Luckily no toothy business. She DTs once too, but you don't really feel the full sensation in a protected BJ.
- It's not even 10 mins into the punt when she applies lube on me and gets up on top for CG sex. In my head, I'm thinking this is going a bit too fast but whatever.
- Her pussy is moderately tight, and very quickly I feel the sap rising. I know a quick cum is inevitable so I hold onto her arse and pump from below at max speed.
- Still inside I ejaculate, filling up the bag. She waits till I completely finish before getting off.
Intermission- She fake-gasps at the load as she removes the dom to dispose of it. Hands me wet wipes.
- I clean my shaft and request more wet wipes to get it adequately clean.
- She wants to start Round 2 immediately but I tell her I need a bit of a break before I can continue. It's obvious she wants to get 2 pops done and over with.
- I lie down on the bed. She's sitting in a knelt position on the side while facing me. I ask her if she wants to lie next to me but she declines and says she's good where she is.
- By this point, I've already concluded this punt isn't gonna be great. It's not even half an hour yet and she's being pushy and disagreeable.
- Anyway, we small talk about Brazil and her line of work. She's been in London for 2 months now.
- After 5 mins, she asks if we can continue.
Round 2- Beginning Round 2, I knew this would be anything but a cake walk.
- Much of the next 10-15 mins are her alternating between OW and HJ with the aim of getting my shaft hard again.
- But her impatient transactional behavior has killed the mood for me. It's also abundantly clear she's putting in less effort - applying worse skill into her Oral/HJ than Round 1.
- Every now and then she'd sporadically jump from my groin to my upper body to kiss or lick. The erratic movement was off-putting, like an amateur trial & error process.
- I tell her I'll get myself hard. I apply her gel and jerk myself. At first she sits to the side and watches. Then she slowly leans back akimbo and begins playing with herself.
- Her pussy is quite a sight to behold. As mentioned, she has a noticeably large clit. It was also quite obvious to me she was masturbating for real and not just to get me hard.
- With one hand jerking myself, I move the other to her pussy to assist. She doesn't want any fingering so I focus on rubbing her inner groin area, pussy lips and clit.
- Was initially a bit dry, but slowly progressed into a moist mess, not to mention the hardening of her clit. She moans louder as she leans further back from pleasure.
- I ask her what motion she likes, and she indicates circular movement. So I rub her clit clockwise with her expression telling me it made a big difference.
- Goes on until she climaxes. My fingers are full of her juice. She moans intensely while arching her back fully on the bed.
- When she finishes cumming, she's lightly panting. I tell her she got that for free. Now my cock is relatively hard.
- At the point, I'm thinking, okay now she should be fully into it. Sadly, she just returned to her usual attitude.
- Dom'd up, and we try doggy, but her obvious lack of enthusiasm kills the mood. Penis deflates and she looks back and seems annoyed.
- I tell her to finish me off with HJ. She uses lube to rub my shaft and balls. I tell her to grab harder, but she stops and gets confused. Language barrier, it seems.
- Decide to do it myself. She sits right in front of me and spreads her legs. Doesn't fully masturbate like last time but feels up her whole body trying to put on a sexy pose.
- Not working for me. I get her to turn around and show me her ass. Again, doing nothing.
- The issue is it's very obvious she's acting. In between the fake smiles, I can see the "hurry up" attitude. I'm the type that needs a fully active participant to get it on.
- I keep on trying until I realise it's not going anywhere. So I end the punt and request shower.
Postpunt- 45 mins have passed and I go to the bathroom for a shower.
- As I'm showering, I hear a knock on the door and she says something I can't make out. I turn the tap off to hear but nothing.
- Continue showering, and a few mins later, another knock on the door. So not only did she rush the punt, she wants to rush me during a shower.
- After drying up and putting on my clothes, I walk out and into the living room and she tells me the time is over.
- I know it's not overtime because I had just checked my phone and there was still 5 mins remaining.
- Took my time drying my feet, putting on socks and tying laces. Awkward silence as I can't be bothered to talk to her.
- I walk to the front door, and she says bye as I leave.
Conclusion: An absolute negative without a doubt. It was an expensive punt with a SP that wants a lot of money for very little. I don't think she was in a bad mood or had a bad day either. I got the impression this was her usual work attitude, and thinks putting on a smile can cover it. Avoid, as she's definitely not VFM. You'll end up feeling very dissatisfied by the end.