External Link/Members Only I don't know if a review without the ladies name is of any use but here goes.
Address is on Gumtree ad.
Meet took place a couple of weeks ago. Made appointment by text and was easy enough. Door was open when I arrived so straight in, I was surprised to see it was empty downstairs, no furniture, no reception, no staff, nothing. Shouted hello upstairs and the lady came down and told me to go upstairs, she followed and showed me into the room.
She asked long I wanted and paid her £45 for 1 hour. She went to stash the money and when she came back I was on the table, the room was small but clean warm and had table with hole for face.
She covered me with a towel and did the usual pressing and poking before removing the towel completely which I was pleased with. She told me her name but I didn't catch it so asked her to repeat it twice but still didn't get it and didn't have the heart to ask her again so I just said ok and left it at that.
The lady was nice enough maybe pushing 40, size 12, and her English is terrible, almost non existent. No conversation during the massage other than her asking me "you ok ?" a couple of times. She started around my shoulders and spent so long doing my back I thought she may have a shoulder blade fetish. Eventually she started on my calves and worked her way up but stopping well short of my arse, she didn't even do the inner thighs.
No sign of any sensuality so I opened my legs slightly to give her a clue and a chance to make it more interesting but she just closed my legs and went back to doing my back again. It was at this point that I gave up any hope of anything happening and to make matters worse her phone rang and she answered it.
It was turn over time and I noticed there was 20 minutes left, she asked if I wanted B2B but I'd lost interest so politely declined her offer and after a brief rub down of my front during which she kept her hands well away from my bits she finished off with a head and face massage which I found strange, I thought she was trying to poke my eyes out. She then said "all done " with 5 .minutes left, which I wasn't bothered about as I just wanted to go and get a brew somewhere.
To sum up as a legit massage it wasn't good and she answered the phone when it rang which is a big no no for me so it's a
negative.
