Author Topic: Sexy-x-yasmin - Heathrow - Avoid this timewaster  (Read 2282 times)


13 review(s) for Sexy-x-yasmin (9 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline Lorachoop

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Price: £80 for 30 mins

Communication: Very poor, but mainly by text.

Location: large hotel on Bath road. Easy to walk past reception and to the lifts. paid parking available on site.

LC's Classification: Pump and Dump

Description: Portugese, Early 20s, Size 8 - 10, had very long braids and not looking like the photo which shows medium length straight hair. Not even sure displayed pictures are hers. She also lists her chest size to be 32D but was flat chested.

Personality: Snotty, very business like.

Return: Fuck No

Visit 1:

Read a positive review on her here on UKP so decided to visit. Booked with 3 hour's notice and was told booking is confirmed. Kept me waiting for 30 mins making all sorts of excuses i.e phone battery died, reception is bad, ran out of towels, give me 10 mins to freshen up. All signs of a WG doing back to back bookings and not managing time properly. I had spare time so just hung around in the bar. When I saw her, she was apologetic. But was frantically running around going through her loudly buzzing phone or trying to find me a towel. Very disorganised but I didn't let that bother me. She knew I was annoyed so perhaps turned on the charm, or maybe felt bad and decided to put on a good performance, what followed was a good session.

She made some rules clear. No Anal and no CIM. which was fine.

I wasn't too impressed by her looks. The long braids look weird on her and no signs of 32D. She has A size tits and body is not "toned, model like" as she claims it to be. Not fat but average body. Ass was ok but not a lot of meat on it.

I had a shower and when back in room, she put her phone on silent. Asked me what I like/enjoy and straight into DFK. I checked and she looked fairly fresh but not freshly showered. DFK was on point, OWO was good and she tried to DT me, nearly took it all in. She was happy to suck balls for as long as I wanted.

Condom on, fucked her in doggy standing up in front of the mirror, more standing doggy pressing her against the wall, bent her over a chair positioned infront of mirror and pounded that ass as hard as I could. Pussy was fairly tight. She was making the right noises, getting very wet and kissing me very passionately.

Moved to the bed and straddled her face to suck my balls again as I fingered her.

Moved her face down, ass up to fuck her in HARD in doggy, her moans were getting drowned by the sound of my balls slapping her pussy.

Shes talking dirty now and I am very close to blowing. She mentions facial on her likes list so I ask her if I can come on her face. She stops moaning and says Yes baby.

I pull out, rip the condom off and come all over her face . Her forehead, eyes and cheeks were covered but I made sure I stayed away from her mouth. We both laughed and she went to wash it all off.

I had another shower, she asked me to come back for longer and I was out of there after 35 mins.

She took her phone off mute and it started going off again as soon as our session finished. She admitted she gets very busy and often does first come first served, which is fucked up. "It's business baby, understand". I thought this was nasty.

I was still going to rate this a positive session but my 2nd visit, changed it all.

Visit 2:

Was back in Heathrow 10 days later and another SP cancelled on me. I looked around for a Plan B and saw her green light on. I looked for other options but none were available so decided to see her. Sent a message and she said she is available after 4 hours. This was fine as I could finish up my work and go see her. After the experience last time, I told her that I will def. be coming and to make sure she is available on time and freshly showered etc. She said no problem.

I get there 10 mins early and notify her. No response.

I wait 15 more mins and still nothing. Her phone is going off and she is not responding.

I sent her a text saying just let me know if you cannot see me and I will go. Not good to mess me around.

She then texts back and says reception is bad. She has no signal.

I reply saying its been 20 mins now, are we meeting up or not. I said I also had to wait 30 mins last time.

She then calls me. I answer and she is in a right mood. Basically she doesn't remember me from last time. She accuses me of not confirming that I was coming. "Why did you not message me 1 hour before to confirm you are coming". Well, you never asked me to. You agreed to the booking and said its confirmed. She was having none of it and kept saying its my fault !!

Then she had an issue with me texting her about her bad time management. Wanted me to apologise for my text  :lol: I said she should apologise for wasting my time, twice!

Then she gives me more attitude saying she has other customers waiting so she will be free in 90 mins. I can wait or leave, she doesn't care. I had enough of her so told the bitch to do one and fuck off. A stupid whore with an attitude.

Imagine travelling for far away for her to do this to you. Luckily I was visiting the area so went back to my hotel, but a major PITA if you travel a long way, and then have to drive back.

That first session was a fluke. She is just a timewasting, disorganised, snotty, lying slut who you should avoid.

As always YMMV.

Some pictures attached from her profile but she looks nothing like this




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« Last Edit: September 27, 2023, 02:18:48 pm by Lorachoop »

Offline JonasG

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Sounds like if you see her she's great.

Is she not that attractive facially then?

But just gotta be ready to be pissed about and maybe have a plan B option ready just in case.

Offline Lorachoop

Sounds like if you see her she's great.

Is she not that attractive facially then?

But just gotta be ready to be pissed about and maybe have a plan B option ready just in case.

No, avg looking and personally I wouldn't notice or turn back to check her out

I personally wouldn't bother as a main option or Plan B. You have to endure delays, bad time management, back to back bookings, bitchy attitude only to be let in and see a SP who is not as described

But punters can make up their own mind after the info I've provided

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Cheers.

If she's not even good looking then not worth the hassle.

Offline gurds

I had a good time with her when I saw her. Her blowjob skills were good nice and deep. I also fucked her in various positions missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy

Maybe your 2nd visit was just a bad experience

Offline WKD123

I'm going to post a full review when I get a chance, but to chip in for a bit of intel for those considering....

OP has a good point about the comms, so be prepared for flakiness and I also suspect a bit of a conveyor belt. The braids were also a bit of a shocker so I am not sure those pics are of her.

However, I had a good time and she looks cute in my eyes - as I said full review to follow!

Offline mikey_mike

I tried to see her before Christmas, contacted the day before and she confirmed the 10am booking.  On the day I messaged an hour in advance and got no response.  I parked up at the hotel 15 mins before and still no answer so was then scrabbling around for alternative options.  4 hours later she replied to say she didnt hear her alarm.

It looks like she's been away for a while now (January) so not sure I'll give her another chance after the previous reviews - thanks for sharing your experiences.

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I tried to see her before Christmas, contacted the day before and she confirmed the 10am booking.  On the day I messaged an hour in advance and got no response.  I parked up at the hotel 15 mins before and still no answer so was then scrabbling around for alternative options.  4 hours later she replied to say she didnt hear her alarm.

It looks like she's been away for a while now (January) so not sure I'll give her another chance after the previous reviews - thanks for sharing your experiences.
You can post a review of that and it would emphasise the fact she's a timewaster.

Offline summernirvana

It's a massive shame the way she treats her clients or potential clients.

Having said that, has anyone got an idea if she's truly Portuguese?

Months ago, I vaguely remember reading something about there being a group of B&S Hungarians who pose as Portuguese around the Heathrow area. I think it was here on the forum too.


A genuine girl from Portugal - not a Brazilian with a Portuguese passport or a Hungarian, Romanian posing as Portuguese - has been on top of my list for years.

I read her other reviews and one chap brought up the fact they chatted about Portugal, but someone could easily fake that.

And then you factor in the fact she's a unscrupulous time-waster also.