Emily - Preston VIP

[Blackpool Rock]

Decided to punt someone who wasn't Thai and a few new girls have popped onto the rota at Preston VIP, i've always found it a decent enough parlour and only 20 miles away plus the benefit of parlour pricing rather than Indi
Strangely Emily had pics up already which is rare as you can wait a couple of years for VIP to get round to doing the pics despite them "Coming soon" and the girls normally leave before they put them up  I'm guessing the pics are an existing set that the girl has provided

I had looked on the Ladybirds website last week after it was mentioned on another thread and saw the same pics under a different name, can't remember who the girl was but she's no longer showing on Ladybirds so presumably moved on for whatever reason, perhaps they had complaints 
There's also a girl called Norah showing at both parlours so possibly know each other 

Anyway the pics look FAF and the description of early 20's attractive fabulous 34D size 10 was too much to resist and I booked in for a 30 minute slot expecting a great punt after not having punted for 9 or 10 days and saving myself for the next adventure

I arrive and she's ready, I had been told she was running a bit late but previous punter was out already, Hmmm
Been using the blue pills for about 18 months but feeling randy as a dog with 2 dicks and having no issues being rock solid watching porn over the last week I decided that I probably didn't actually need one given the honey in the pics that I was about to punt. 
1st mistake was believing the pics, they may well be her but from a few years ago
2nd mistake was believing the description
3rd mistake was booking 30 minutes not 15
4th mistake was not dropping a bluey

Saw her in the waiting area before I went up to the room and instantly thought she wasn't as good as the pics or description, I wouldn't pick her from a line up but puntable

Into the room and i'm almost undressed when she comes in but she's quite cold and frosty with pretty much one word answers
She was wearing a pink all in one body type outfit and looked OK though I sensed there were a few bits bulging out a bit but as soon as she stripped off it went downhill 
Tits were a bit droopy, belly was flabby with signs of childbirth probably in the last couple of years, not a size 10 more like an unconditioned saggy 12 or slightly larger
Neither the pics or description are accurate and she had a face like a spanked arse 

She instructed me to lie on the bed which i did then she started to play with my cock, perhaps if she'd been as per the pics and description i'd have been OK but i'm struggling to get hard and know this is going to be a tough punt.
After about 20 seconds and still only slightly semi she produces a condom so really rushing things, I ask if she does oral without and she just barks a one word "NO" and continues to put it on my flaccid cock 

She then starts to wank and suck me for a couple of minutes while I lie back and try to concentrate, she's positioned herself on the edge of the bed so one leg is on and one leg is off but making sure her legs are closed, my hand wanders down but no response and access is denied 

Another minute and still rushing she says "You want to go on top" so initiating sex, I agree as nothing else really doing here and she lies down and puts a bit of spit on herself for lube.
I put my hand between her legs to be abruptly told "No fingers", this isn't getting any better 

I am hard however I know it's not really hard enough for penetration so no point bothering and we go back to a bit more oral for another minute before she informs me that she can't do oral for 30 minutes 

I lie there as she switches between giving me a crap wank and crap covered BJ trying to decide whether to continue or whether to just call it a day and keep my powder dry then look for another punt
I start to imagine another girl that i was considering punting and now actually get hard then quickly fill the bag with 9 or 10 days worth while I have the opportunity but predictably as soon as I start cumming she stops any sort of wanking or sucking so the orgasm is fucking ruined 

Off with the condom and clean up, she's dressed and out of the room before i'm dressed 

Well I did lighten my balls but the experience was crap and i'm also £50 lighter

The best part of my 30 minute booking was leaving after only 12 minutes, says it all really 

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[Kool Keef]

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[Blackpool Rock]

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Good spot, no info showing for her Infinity link and she's not currently on the rota but doing 4 days this week at VIP

It could perhaps have been Infinity that I saw her profile on and not Ladybirds as I looked at both websites last week whereas as don't normally look at either so perhaps confused

[Marquis]

Thanks  for reviewing. Sorry you had a bad one.

VIP had a girl called Emily a few years back. I never saw her in the room, but thought I recognised her from her photos once when she was just about to go through the door of VIP, presumably on her way to work. She was FAF: I damned nearly crashed the car trying to get a better look at her. I wonder if it's the same girl using the original photos?

[Kool Keef]

Good spot, no info showing for her Infinity link and she's not currently on the rota but doing 4 days this week at VIP

It could perhaps have been Infinity that I saw her profile on and not Ladybirds as I looked at both websites last week whereas as don't normally look at either so perhaps confused

She was deffo on the rota of at least 2 manc parlours last week & maybe the week before, I recognise the pics cos they caught my eye but her being 'Spanish'  put me off thankfully.

[Laid_back_bloke]

Drop a call into VIP, tell em the story.

I did with a girl that had a pussy that had absolutely no interest, also a pussy that hummed like a full bee hive.

Receptionist told me I was one of a few who complained. Also that she’s been spoked too. So she was no more at VIP…

[Blackpool Rock]

Drop a call into VIP, tell em the story.

I did with a girl that had a pussy that had absolutely no interest, also a pussy that hummed like a full bee hive.

Receptionist told me I was one of a few who complained. Also that she’s been spoked too. So she was no more at VIP…

I may mention it next time I make a booking with someone else, not sure if they actually read this forum though apart from the NW reviews are hidden unless you log in

[frankc]

Unlucky Pal, but thanks for the review 👍

[Travis1234]

Decided to punt someone who wasn't Thai and a few new girls have popped onto the rota at Preston VIP, i've always found it a decent enough parlour and only 20 miles away plus the benefit of parlour pricing rather than Indi
Strangely Emily had pics up already which is rare as you can wait a couple of years for VIP to get round to doing the pics despite them "Coming soon" and the girls normally leave before they put them up  I'm guessing the pics are an existing set that the girl has provided

I had looked on the Ladybirds website last week after it was mentioned on another thread and saw the same pics under a different name, can't remember who the girl was but she's no longer showing on Ladybirds so presumably moved on for whatever reason, perhaps they had complaints 
There's also a girl called Norah showing at both parlours so possibly know each other 

Anyway the pics look FAF and the description of early 20's attractive fabulous 34D size 10 was too much to resist and I booked in for a 30 minute slot expecting a great punt after not having punted for 9 or 10 days and saving myself for the next adventure

I arrive and she's ready, I had been told she was running a bit late but previous punter was out already, Hmmm
Been using the blue pills for about 18 months but feeling randy as a dog with 2 dicks and having no issues being rock solid watching porn over the last week I decided that I probably didn't actually need one given the honey in the pics that I was about to punt. 
1st mistake was believing the pics, they may well be her but from a few years ago
2nd mistake was believing the description
3rd mistake was booking 30 minutes not 15
4th mistake was not dropping a bluey

Saw her in the waiting area before I went up to the room and instantly thought she wasn't as good as the pics or description, I wouldn't pick her from a line up but puntable

Into the room and i'm almost undressed when she comes in but she's quite cold and frosty with pretty much one word answers
She was wearing a pink all in one body type outfit and looked OK though I sensed there were a few bits bulging out a bit but as soon as she stripped off it went downhill 
Tits were a bit droopy, belly was flabby with signs of childbirth probably in the last couple of years, not a size 10 more like an unconditioned saggy 12 or slightly larger
Neither the pics or description are accurate and she had a face like a spanked arse 

She instructed me to lie on the bed which i did then she started to play with my cock, perhaps if she'd been as per the pics and description i'd have been OK but i'm struggling to get hard and know this is going to be a tough punt.
After about 20 seconds and still only slightly semi she produces a condom so really rushing things, I ask if she does oral without and she just barks a one word "NO" and continues to put it on my flaccid cock 

She then starts to wank and suck me for a couple of minutes while I lie back and try to concentrate, she's positioned herself on the edge of the bed so one leg is on and one leg is off but making sure her legs are closed, my hand wanders down but no response and access is denied 

Another minute and still rushing she says "You want to go on top" so initiating sex, I agree as nothing else really doing here and she lies down and puts a bit of spit on herself for lube.
I put my hand between her legs to be abruptly told "No fingers", this isn't getting any better 

I am hard however I know it's not really hard enough for penetration so no point bothering and we go back to a bit more oral for another minute before she informs me that she can't do oral for 30 minutes 

I lie there as she switches between giving me a crap wank and crap covered BJ trying to decide whether to continue or whether to just call it a day and keep my powder dry then look for another punt
I start to imagine another girl that i was considering punting and now actually get hard then quickly fill the bag with 9 or 10 days worth while I have the opportunity but predictably as soon as I start cumming she stops any sort of wanking or sucking so the orgasm is fucking ruined 

Off with the condom and clean up, she's dressed and out of the room before i'm dressed 

Well I did lighten my balls but the experience was crap and i'm also £50 lighter

The best part of my 30 minute booking was leaving after only 12 minutes, says it all really 

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Saw her today. And would agree with all the above. I must need my head examined as I think I read the above post but still chose her. Very cold unengaging. No kissing. No OWO. Prefers mish rather than anything else ….. I hate mish n made her do CG. Then doggie. Both were good. But she’s unresponsive. No point any comments during or after as she either doesn’t respond or know the lingo. Spunk is not in her vocabulary…… she’s from Madrid she said. I tried to wank to cum. But failed. I guess the vibes weren’t right. Her face was like most sourest you can imagine. Everything rushed. No flow. Guess I was lucky to get inside her actually. Similar to previous EEs I punted in the early days. It wasn’t a disaster but not great overall.

[Blackpool Rock]

Saw her today. And would agree with all the above. I must need my head examined as I think I read the above post but still chose her. Very cold unengaging. No kissing. No OWO. Prefers mish rather than anything else ….. I hate mish n made her do CG. Then doggie. Both were good. But she’s unresponsive. No point any comments during or after as she either doesn’t respond or know the lingo. Spunk is not in her vocabulary…… she’s from Madrid she said. I tried to wank to cum. But failed. I guess the vibes weren’t right. Her face was like most sourest you can imagine. Everything rushed. No flow. Guess I was lucky to get inside her actually. Similar to previous EEs I punted in the early days. It wasn’t a disaster but not great overall.

I'm sure we have all read reviews and then still punted the girl only to give our heads a wobble as we had been warned.

The thing is though i've had good punts from girls that others have rated badly as girls do have good and bad days plus as they say YMMV however bang up a quick review as it then forms a pattern for other punters so they are better informed and can avoid if they choose 

[Blackpool Rock]

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