Phoenix Parties _ Sept 2023 - Maida Vale

[randompunter1234]

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£160  - 2 hours

Attended one of the parties recently.  Girls in attendence were Luiza, Angel, Patricia and Aida

I have been many times before and reviewed as well so will not go into too many details

Saw Aida and Patricia for the first time

I thought Aida is really pretty and has the most amazing set of tits. Service was ok

Patricia again, quite pretty, great shape, very full figure . Service again was ok

The other two have been reviewed many times,

While the sex was good, the reason its a neutral, bordering a negative is the housekeeping

The towels and the bed linen need to be properly washed and dried. the stale smell of damp linen thats not dried properly.... not done. I have had similar experience sometimes in the past , but this time it was off the scale.

They must go through at least 20-25 towels a day, how I wish they ordered fresh towels (like my David Lloyds  ) and bed linen , that would make the experience so much more premium.

[Mightier Than]

I've not met Patricia, does she do FK and OWO?  Thanks

[thebadooboy]

They all do OWO.
They do ask before not to cum in their mouth

[randompunter1234]

I've not met Patricia, does she do FK and OWO?  Thanks

No DFK, i did manage to get a FK at the start but nothing more. My experience has been that if you've seen some of them a couple of times  it can happen (not with everyone but with Patricia I got the feeling it could happen). I did like her OWO, single rythm no great suction but the slopiness elevated it, she likes to drool a lot and lubricate

Liked her visually, more on the younger side compared to the avg age at Phoenix. great tits with bikini lines

I have a thing for Angel who drained me out so I couldnt really explore much with Patricia on this occasion. I would definitely attend another party when she is present. Some unfinished business

[another381]

I went last year and although I had a good time I agree with this. I can see this happening and I did think there was a lack of towels.
You have to keep track of where yours is and after a few hours there you'd want a fresh one but that doesn't seem to be an option.

I didn't like Aida personally. She walked around with an attitude, made no effort and slapped a guy who had lightly spanked her ass. It was such a light touch he did on her and she whacked him instantly, it was quite shocking.

I'd like to revisit but the ratio and smaller venue make it a little less appealing.

[quatter11]

It’s a shit hole really. The dog shat on the floor when I was there. And then some kind of handyman wandered in and stood there gawping Then there was the God awful Millie sucking the oxygen out of the place with her stinking fucking attitude. And yes the towels are shit and the bath robes are too small.

[MysteryManNo.7]

It’s a shit hole really. The dog shat on the floor when I was there. And then some kind of handyman wandered in and stood there gawping Then there was the God awful Millie sucking the oxygen out of the place with her stinking fucking attitude. And yes the towels are shit and the bath robes are too small.

Couldn't help but laugh reading this the first time. That must have been quite an experience! I avoid any party with Millie as she seems to bring nothing but moodiness and misery basically making it a 3 girl party. Sounds like a comedy of errors this visit though of course I don't imagine you were laughing having that experience after parting with your punting tokens.

[Spurt]

How does Mille keep getting picked with so much and deserved negative feedback.
Note to self avoid any shifts with her.

[MysteryManNo.7]

How does Mille keep getting picked with so much and deserved negative feedback.
Note to self avoid any shifts with her.

My guess would be she's friends with the hostess, she's been there so long the hostess is reluctant to get rid of her (no idea how long she's been working there though) or she keeps her on the books as she struggles to fill parties. Noticed in the past few weeks quite a few 3 girl parties. 

[Bassman]

Do any of the WG’s at these things do anal? What about DP?

[mrpunts]

Do any of the WG’s at these things do anal? What about DP?

I’ve been to some and I’d say no. Not seen, not heard.

[Bloodymary]

No, they don’t offer anal

[ArtyMac]

I find the Millie situation to be more than a bit annoying. I've been to parties with her there and her crap-don't-fuck-me attitude means when she's in attendance the ratio is higher as she's not part of the equation.
I don't get that many opportunities to attend the parties and I've missed out on a couple because she was on the rota the day I could have gone, so they are losing business because of her.
Surely they can get one of the other ladies to replace her?!

[MysteryManNo.7]

It must be frustrating for the other girls forced to work alongside her as it just means they are doing more work for the same pay whereas Millie just stands around being a moody, hostile cow.

At a party a long while back now at the old venue there was one girl who was crap, not avoiding work but just utter crap, and it killed the atmosphere as well as leaving the remaining two girls overworked and understandably annoyed with 6 blokes all trying to get some action from them and avoid the crap WG.

[randompunter1234]

Millie is probably the worst skiver, but there's actually a fair few fighting for the top podium. Once you have seen em all, u know what days to avoid

millie
bruna
nicole

most diligent and hard working

monica
Luiza
Angel

[fudi_maar]

Millie is probably the worst skiver, but there's actually a fair few fighting for the top podium. Once you have seen em all, u know what days to avoid

millie
bruna
nicole

most diligent and hard working

monica
Luiza
Angel

Yep, I have to generally agree with this list. Although I can add Kasia and Billie to the list of hard-workers. I personally am not attracted to Billie at all - to the point where I haven't fucked her at all, ever, in all the years I've been going - but I like it when she's there cos she can take care of at least 2 guys at the same time, if not more, and this makes the other girls more available.

Also, the flat actually has another bedroom, and every party I've attended this year has been fully booked, so I'm hoping that Em may introduce another girl to make it 5 girls every party. Then I'd attend a lot more often.

Em if you are reading this....hint! hint!

[MysteryManNo.7]

Yep, I have to generally agree with this list. Although I can add Kasia and Billie to the list of hard-workers. I personally am not attracted to Billie at all - to the point where I haven't fucked her at all, ever, in all the years I've been going - but I like it when she's there cos she can take care of at least 2 guys at the same time, if not more, and this makes the other girls more available.

Also, the flat actually has another bedroom, and every party I've attended this year has been fully booked, so I'm hoping that Em may introduce another girl to make it 5 girls every party. Then I'd attend a lot more often.

Em if you are reading this....hint! hint!

I also concur with Randompunter's comment and yours only disagreeing that whilst she's not a stunner I do really like Billie due to her just being absolutely insatiable. I recall at the old venue her telling two guys to DVP her which they did.

Kasia almost matches Billie in energy and enthusiasm but I don't recall ever seeing Kasia take on three guys simultaneously whereas I have seen Billie doing that.

Bruna is definitely one I'd avoid. I find her attractive but the one time I saw her she restricted entry and didn't appear to want to handle any more than one client at once which would be fine as it's of course her choice, although odd that you'd agree to work a sex party if you're not willing to at least attempt to handle multiple men at once, if she wasn't just quite crap and seemingly avoiding doing any work to begin with.

Nicole I recall being quite enthusiastic but she's much, much bigger than the website pictures suggest.

[Sullivan]

I was happy enough with Bruna when I saw her. It was in the new venue, only 3 girls and maybe 5 guys.

The other two girls were Luiza and Angel so I had some amazing full on sessions with them, individually and together.

And then had a nice slow ride of Bruna in a room on my own, and she climbed on my back and gave me a massage and we had a good chat. She didn’t kiss at all and owo was off the menu.

She was definitely number 3 on the day.

If you’re relying on her for some of the limited time action, I can see how she mightn’t be great.

When it comes to Millie, I’ve never heard a good word said. Either when I was at a party with her, or on here.

Billie, you have to experience it to believe it. She is definitely a bit of an acquired taste, looks wise, but she more than makes up for it when you have your bare cock in her mouth.

[Bloodymary]

Billie has an amazing body and is insatiable - a lot of fun and likes nothing more than 3 cocks to play with

Went to a party recently where got a double headed BJ from her and Monica - quite something

[mrpunts]

Has anyone brought this to Em’s attention directly?

[Malvolio]

Not sure if phoning up to say the UKPunting consensus is that Millie is crap is a good idea.

From the parties I've attended Em always keeps an eye on what's going on, so she must be aware of what Millie is like, and have her own reasons for keeping Millie on the roster.

Simplest solution is just avoid going when Millie is there.

[Spurt]

Voting with our cocks is probably the most effective strategy.
Thanks for pin pointing the other poor performers also.

[BobThePunter]

Why is Millie such an issue? Though I've only been once (August 2022), she seemed capable compared to Lorena and Dahlia.

[Spurt]

Mille continues to appear very regularly including twice in the coming weeks.
Would be booking on Thursday but for her.

[MysteryManNo.7]

Mille continues to appear very regularly including twice in the coming weeks.
Would be booking on Thursday but for her.

Ah that's so annoying. Thursday's lineup is perfect, ruined by Millie!

It'll end up basically being a 3 girl party, no doubt full due to 3 excellent girls, soured by Millie's attitude and cock dodging.

[ArtyMac]

Why is Millie such an issue? Though I've only been once (August 2022), she seemed capable compared to Lorena and Dahlia.

You must have caught her on a lucky day.
From my experience, and others on here, the issue is that Millie doesn't seem to like to fuck so when the other ladies are banging away she is either nowhere to be seen or wandering around as if she's some sort of supervisor but not supposed to be involved in the action.
One party I was at (a long time ago before I realised how bad her attitude was) I actually thought she was just some sort of fluffer that wasn't supposed to be taking part.
It's bad enough she's still on the rotor but worse is that she seems to be there two or three times a week!
I won't go if she's listed and I make sure to ask if the line-up is as advertised if she is not as I don't want the nasty surprise of her being subbed-in and only finding out on arrival.

[randompunter1234]

Why is Millie such an issue? Though I've only been once (August 2022), she seemed capable compared to Lorena and Dahlia.

Personally I think I have had much better service than most here, including regular extended DFK (which for me is absolutely essential)

i will tell you what her routine is.... so you could make an objective decision

She knows the art of being seen to be busy without being busy

When the action starts she walks around the house making polite unintelligible comments/ jokes. And if you are the lucky/ unlucky one (depending on how you see it), she will spend the next good few minutes in small talk and as she's about to go down for that BJ, she will remember to ask you another question.... and then again she will remember ... i forgot the wet wipes.....and just as you are about to go flaccid, she appears again and spends the next few minutes cleaning

A minute or so into the action, she will strike up a conversation with the other occupants on that bed..... and then she will remember that she needs that drink before she can actually swtich from that BJ to actually riding you and so it goes

I am sure that such a experience  would leave even the most keen attendee frustrated and move to the other girls

[Spurt]

Millie retains her shirt as inexplicable as Harry Maguire continuing to make the England squad.

[Mr lovepants]

Not been to a Phoenix party in about 6 or 7 years since it was near Westminster.

[fredhiggins]

Millie retains her shirt as inexplicable as Harry Maguire continuing to make the England squad.