External Link/Members OnlyAfter not reading anything on this place, I thought I'd take one for the team.
I went at 12pm, they have this offer for £49 (I gave £50, said keep the change, probably why its £49) for 1 hour. Otherwise, I think its £60 or £70 something, don't quote me.
I have driven past here many times, while going for work, I have seen a couple different woman in here. Especially, a very young and very attractive south-east Asian lady (presumably Thai).
Was hoping to see her, and my luck, she was there. She was at the reception and I asked, "I wanted the 1-hour Swedish Massage appointment, and are you a masseuse?"
She had a little twinkle smile, maybe because I wanted her as me masseuse? Who knows, but I got what I wanted. I must say, I actually did not ask her for her name and vice versa.
We go into the room, a bed, the room was white and had light, which was bright. That's a nice touch in a massage room, usually it's dim or some sort of dark light/small lamp, in my experience.
I had showered before I came here, so I was fresh, I told her that, she said that's fine.
She goes out quickly, I took everything off and laid in bed, face down.
She comes back... in lingerie... I am kidding, I bet I had some of you.
She giggles and slaps me on the butt, I knew then maybe there is something to be had.
She slowly puts on some oil and starts massaging me gently, she knew what she was doing and that surprised me. This carries on for about 20 mins.
I ask her if I can touch her, she said, "it's fine", and I slowly touch her thighs, slim but nice and soft. She had like a nurse outfit on, not the sexy one, but what the NHS use, the top and trousers. Slowly squeeze her butt, to more giggle.
She whispers, "what do you want?"
RESULT!!
I turn around and me penis is basically an arrow, and she giggles.
She asks, "you want happy ending?, blowjob?"
I said I want full service. She was hesitant, "ermm, how much do you have?"
I asked "how much do you charge for full service", she goes "£120". I know that's way too much, and anyway, I only had £80 spare after the massage fee. I tell her I only have £80 she goes "no". I know the game, but when I go to massage places, I want full service or a massage, nothing else really interests me. So I just say, "sorry, I don't have any more".
She carries on with the massage, and tries to offer me a hand job and blow job for a good price, or so she said. I wasn't too bothered. I still say no. Another 5-10mins go by, she stops, "okay, £80, I do, but only for you, don't tell anyone". The penis went, "whuupeee".
I had bought a condom, and guess what, she goes "you have condom, or I not do". Like magic, it comes out me pocket.
She takes off her NHS outfit, she had those sweet looking perky boobs, a handful and looks very lovely. She had a nice figure, a small but peachy bum and a shaved vagina. I asked if I can eat her, which she obliged. Started eating her out on this massage bed, I stood on the floor and her sideways, her pussy smelt good. I just ate her out and she started moaning but closed her mouth and she seemed wet.
I come up, now she starts kissing me, which wasn't happening before, there was some tongue, here and there.
I ask her to blow me, which she does, after wiping it. Some stiff blowjob, lots of tongue but not much else, now this isn't a bad thing, but you know, it could have been better. I ask her to rim me, which was a "No", fine. You win some, you lose some.
Now, time was running out, had about 10-15mins left, I think. I wanted sex. We both climb on top of this massage bed, and I opt for missionary. Best position on that bed. Her vagina was very warm, nearly made me finish, had to control me self. I kiss her while I keep on thrusting and the massage bed moves and screeches, we stop and smile at each other for a sec. Then we carry on again, more gently this time. I finish in the condom, she cleans me up and wraps the condom in the tissue and goes somewhere with it, after we were all dressed that is.
A steep but surprise visit. I might return again, but there are cheaper choices available. However, the process of going to a massage shop and trying to figure them out for full service just excites me, which an AW SP doesn't do for me.
1hour
£50 for massage
£80 for extra
8th August
Anyways, if I missed anything do let me know
Kind regards
Jay