External Link/Members OnlyPrice paid£45 for 60 mins
Services receivedMassage (extras requested but declined)
CommsEasy by text, sent me the postcode and once parked she told me the exact address
LocationA bit of a shithole really. It's on a very busy road in the Alvaston area (not too far from HEMS) with no parking outside. I had to park on a side street and walk to the location. Lots of passing traffic and prying eyes. I went in the daytime and the small downstairs flat that she operates from seems to be sandwiched between some sort of halfway house for ex-cons, they were all gathered outside drinking from beer cans and smoking spliffs. I wanted to get inside quick as it didn't feel very safe. To add to my woes, the scrotes in the next door flat were all in the front window watching me and laughing as I went through the door. I almost walked!
Once inside the flat I found it a bit grotty and dirty. It was very dark and I had to ask her to put a lamp on so I could see properly. I could also smell recently cooked food which made my stomach churn a little. Again, I nearly walked but at £45 for an hour I thought I would stay and see if the massage made up for it.
The girlThai woman, I'd say around 50 years old, not ugly but not all that pretty either. She is slim on her top half but her legs are short and a bit on the chunky side, particularly on her thighs. She also has very small tits, almost flat chested. Not that I saw her naked - more on that later! She remained fully clothed throughout, leggings and a massage tunic. She is very short, probably under 5 feet tall and she had a slight smell of BO, although it was a hot day so I'll forgive her for that.
The actionLay on my front (naked) and she started on my feet, moved onto my legs then my back and head. No signs of anything sensual and she kept my bum covered with a towel. Asked to turn over at the halfway point and she again started at my feet and legs before moving to my head and a bit on my chest (middle section remained covered with a towel). Oil was used throughout but not very much. Pop music was playing in the background, interspersed with the occasional advert break (I hate that).
I know other reviews have said she does B2B and HE so by this point I though I had nothing to lose, so I just asked her straight - do you do any extras. She seemed annoyed by the question and basically said she doesn't do it for new customers, she only does it with a few regulars who she is comfortable with. She told me I shouldn't ask again from which I took that she would never be doing extras with me no matter how many times I visit her.
So I let her carry on with the massage, which wasn't terrible but it certainly wasn't the best I've had. I should add that she also does a bit of pushing and pulling of legs and arms and twisting of body but I didn't find that very good and I don't think it was doing anything for me really. I was offered a shower but I didn't take one because I just felt I was kind of in the way. I did take the bottle of water she offered me though, always a nice touch.
VerdictShe was a friendly girl up until I asked for the extras and we had a bit of a laugh at certain points, but I got the impression she's a bit fed up of doing massages and certainly isn't really interested in extras with new customers (or maybe it was just me). The massage wasn't the best and the location is awful, albeit the massage table is ok and comfortable. But her overall attitude came across as disengaged/disinterested and her refusal to do any extras (which is what I went there for) means it has to be a negative from me and I certainly won't be going back unless I read any future reviews saying she's bucked her ideas up!
It's a shame because I had high hopes from this one, but Parnee, Jasmine and the soon to be reviewed Jantira offer a much better service at a similar price point IMO.
