SexyEnglishJadeMK Milton Keynes

[youcantsnortpepsi]

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Milton Keynes

Advertised as 32. I am very sure she got her Celsius and Fahrenheit mixed up. Easily 60.

Bit of a grotty flat. Smelt like undisclosed animal. She seemed like she was off her soggy triangle sandwich tits. Told her I forgot my money and will be back in a mo.

I was never back in a mo.

[DouglasReynholm]

You're only saying that because you're her pimp. Oh, hang on...

Welcome to UKP.

[anonymouse72]

Isn't she the nutty one that has been giving Helen Ripley grief for ages.

[funlovingguy]

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Milton Keynes

Advertised as 32. I am very sure she got her Celsius and Fahrenheit mixed up. Easily 60.

Bit of a grotty flat. Smelt like undisclosed animal. She seemed like she was off her soggy triangle sandwich tits. Told her I forgot my money and will be back in a mo.

I was never back in a mo.

All your reviews are skecthy

[youcantsnortpepsi]

I only joined today.

What makes the sketchy? I am posting reviews from over the past month or so. I saw Elise today so need to post that one as well

[HornyHemel]

Isn't she the nutty one that has been giving Helen Ripley grief for ages.

100% Correct.  I was once tempted to punt with her, but quickly came to my senses! 

[Mkhelen]

100% correct
32 police reports 320hrs of wasting police time unfortunately just under the amount for being arrested for wasting police time

Harassment Slander Defamation and reported me to directories for being  a pimp

4.5 years of abuse
She's on the sex offenders register
Fake reviews saying I'm blonde with fake tits
Spouting crazy crap like I stole her drug dealer boyfriend

I have tried to ignore it,
concentrate on my regulars, show credibility, Reputation and uphold trustworthy customer service


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[Makka124]

100% correct
32 police reports 320hrs of wasting police time unfortunately just under the amount for being arrested for wasting police time

Harassment Slander Defamation and reported me to directories for being  a pimp

4.5 years of abuse
She's on the sex offenders register
Fake reviews saying I'm blonde with fake tits
Spouting crazy crap like I stole her drug dealer boyfriend

I have tried to ignore it,
concentrate on my regulars, show credibility, Reputation and uphold trustworthy customer service


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Wow that’s incredible, the level of insanity and craziness
Sorry just one question
Is she on the sex offenders register or she was trying to get you up on it?

[Mkhelen]

She is on it

I have zero criminal convictions or On the sex offenders register

[hotfire84]

Isn't she the nutty one that has been giving Helen Ripley grief for ages.

I saw her in the local supermarket not long ago and gladI never got sucked in as she looked horrific

[scouting]

100% correct
32 police reports 320hrs of wasting police time unfortunately just under the amount for being arrested for wasting police time

Harassment Slander Defamation and reported me to directories for being  a pimp

4.5 years of abuse
She's on the sex offenders register
Fake reviews saying I'm blonde with fake tits
Spouting crazy crap like I stole her drug dealer boyfriend

I have tried to ignore it,
concentrate on my regulars, show credibility, Reputation and uphold trustworthy customer service


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Jeez Helen, that's terrible. I had seen mention that you were getting grief but didn't know what. Without wanting to drag it all out do you know why she's been doing this?

[youcantsnortpepsi]

100% correct
32 police reports 320hrs of wasting police time unfortunately just under the amount for being arrested for wasting police time

Harassment Slander Defamation and reported me to directories for being  a pimp

4.5 years of abuse
She's on the sex offenders register
Fake reviews saying I'm blonde with fake tits
Spouting crazy crap like I stole her drug dealer boyfriend

I have tried to ignore it,
concentrate on my regulars, show credibility, Reputation and uphold trustworthy customer service


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You don't deserve that! I have met you many a time, actually you were the first to strap me over like 10 years ago! Started me on a right journey!

[DouglasReynholm]

Helen doesn't need any white knights to defend her. What? This metal pullover I'm wearing faded in the wash.

I'll just get my lance out.