Author Topic: Gertrudes – Outcall Kensington (Diva Escort)  (Read 1760 times)

Offline Cheshuk

Comms – Excellent as I find with Diva

Services: dfk (had to request more use of tongues but willingly provided), owo, cob, missionary, doggy, cowgirl & 69

Sp: She looked younger than her pictures in real life, maybe how her hair and make-up were done. I got the feeling hotel staff didn’t turn their usual blind eye and were clearly looking to try and figure out if its dodgy age wise, to the extent one blatantly walked over to get a good look.

She clearly made a lot of effort nice evening dress, high heels, hair and make-up done, I’m not sure if this is her initiative for outcalls or agency said she’s going to a 5 star hotel and to make an effort, since from her last review seemed to dress very casual. I would say she is mildly less attractive than her pics, but couldn’t find any pictures I actually think resemble her. So just chose my fav ones.

I think she may have gained a tiny bit of weight since her pictures, since her face was slightly fuller and tits bigger. Still I’d say a size 6 maybe not the 4 on the site but absolutely no way do I mean overweight.

Price: £450ph + £30 owo

Stood by the edge of the bed where I explored her body, undressed her, with mutual touching. Tells me owo is extra so gave her an extra £30, it was good and sloppy, then moved to a 69. Pussy tasted nice.

Action continued starting with doggy and me standing off the bed and her on the edge, holding her tiny waist and leaning over grabbing her tits which are bigger than her pics (maybe a full B). Moved to missionary then cowgirl, bouncing her up and down by her hands and waist.

Finished cob with her lying on her back, taking me a while so I took over and asked her to play with my balls. She put her hand in a fist, pressed gently against my balls and rolled her wrist in a circular kneading motion which felt incredible, first time I’ve had that, maybe a sign of experience. I finished on her tits, but was still rock hard from Sildenafil, so asked her not to stop, wanked a second full load onto her tits.

We went and showered to together for last 10 mins, got dressed and walked her to the lift.

Overall: Meant to be part of a back to back with another sp who cancelled, so ended up with a hotel suite and only Gertrudes coming over, she managed to salvage the day. I had a great time, and she’s a very sweet girl who got into it and clearly tries hard/successfully to provide a great service from my experience.

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« Last Edit: August 09, 2024, 07:14:34 am by daviemac »

Offline MLawro93

Great review. Do you not have a refractory period? I know some fellas don't, and it makes me quite envious.  :D

Offline Cheshuk

Great review. Do you not have a refractory period? I know some fellas don't, and it makes me quite envious.  :D

Not with sildenafil can cum multiple times back to back, stays hard and turned on :) .. without it I think like most guys I cum and boner starts going down :(

Offline MLawro93

Not with sildenafil can cum multiple times back to back, stays hard and turned on :) .. without it I think like most guys I cum and boner starts going down :(

Never had to use it, thankfully I have youth on my side but that does sound interesting. Might be worth popping down to the pharmacy and asking for some, it is so easily available these days! Do you get any side effects?

Offline thebastard

Yes!  Good man!  Will check her out when I'm down on "business" again thank you.

Offline Cheshuk

Never had to use it, thankfully I have youth on my side but that does sound interesting. Might be worth popping down to the pharmacy and asking for some, it is so easily available these days! Do you get any side effects?

Me too i'm just past 30, I use it recreationally not out of necessity. I find it makes sex a whole other level plus the control it gives. There's a thread on it on the main ukp board, I buy online. Personally the only side effect I get is great sex, but probs worth doing research  :drinks:

Offline Cheshuk

Yes!  Good man!  Will check her out when I'm down on "business" again thank you.

 :drinks:

Offline Cheshuk

Just to add her English is almost non-exsistent

Offline Icerpacks

Been on my HL for ages but what puts me off is that both reviews say she looks nothing like her pictures!

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Me too i'm just past 30, I use it recreationally not out of necessity. I find it makes sex a whole other level plus the control it gives. There's a thread on it on the main ukp board, I buy online. Personally the only side effect I get is great sex, but probs worth doing research  :drinks:

These days I prefer Tadalafil/Cialis, seems to be more or less just as effective, plus lasts well into the next day in case your punt unexpectedly gets pushed to the next day or you just want to see another girl the next day without needing another pill.


Offline brandnewday75

Never had to use it, thankfully I have youth on my side but that does sound interesting. Might be worth popping down to the pharmacy and asking for some, it is so easily available these days! Do you get any side effects?

There are multiple online pharmacies where you can buy. You need to answer the usual questions but not normally a problem.

In my case, although I’m in my 40’s (relatively fit as I’m a gym assistant/instructor) my problem was just nerves! My previous two relationships were so volatile that it destroyed my confidence for a while. So although I’ve had only maybe a dozen escort meetings over the last few years I do still get anxious sometimes. So I find this sort of medication really helps me relax and enjoy the meeting more.

Side effects? None for me except the flushed face thing can happen (look like you’re blushing), and after the event I’m usually pretty hard still for a few hours. Lol. Otherwise no issues, never had any bad headaches (only once if I remember), or blurred vision, etc.

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For pity’s sake, someone get that girl a sandwich - she looks like she hasn’t eaten anything in a month of Sundays.


 
« Last Edit: August 09, 2024, 07:15:07 am by daviemac »

Offline Cheshuk



For pity’s sake, someone get that girl a sandwich - she looks like she hasn’t eaten anything in a month of Sundays.

See below, you can sleep easy

I think she may have gained a tiny bit of weight since her pictures, since her face was slightly fuller and tits bigger. Still I’d say a size 6 maybe not the 4 on the site but absolutely no way do I mean overweight.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2024, 07:15:44 am by daviemac »

Offline Cheshuk

These days I prefer Tadalafil/Cialis, seems to be more or less just as effective, plus lasts well into the next day in case your punt unexpectedly gets pushed to the next day or you just want to see another girl the next day without needing another pill.

I am aware of alternatives, some longer lasting, although haven't experimented.. mainly since the stuff works better than I need it for, and is very clearly still active for me till the following night. Cheers though I will read up on them more