External Link/Members OnlyTLDR: I walked in with £600 to splurge on a threesome with whatever extras were on offer and walked away only £200 lighter having technically not seen the girl I booked, although I was in fact glad about that so overall its a positive as I had a good time, but would not return.
Further Info: I deliberately spent the summer off punting because it is the ‘end times’ in terms of quality and prices available. I was double shocked when I did look through AW again this week, 1 because its just all the same girls with the same fake pic but now twice the price and 2 because Lady Zee was finally back! I had promised to visit the moment she returned and well; Porn star twins offering in calls less than 20 minute from home? HOT DAMN.
However I was bait & switched, told a threesome was possible then wasn’t, told anal was possible then wasn’t, and despite the profile saying ‘no extras’ everything was an extra. Even down to me joking I am a huge fan and wanted an autograph I was told selfies were possible but for ‘extra’.The bait and switch was that I initially arranged to book lady zee and then upgraded to a 3sum when the texts said Sandra was available too, but upon arrival Lady Zee wasn’t available, so I saw her sister Sandra alone. I’m actually glad as I prefer her and when I met Lady Zee later in passing in the hallway her attitude was awful and the tattoos and dreadlocks were just over the top and I did not like at all.
Sandra is here for the next week and then returns home, Lady Zee is staying on a little longer apparently.Price(s): £200 for one hour which apparently included: “ OWO
sex all position, 69, massage, lapdance, GFE,
PSE, shower.
Threesome with my TWIN sister Sandra zee,lesbian show included.” Direct copy/quote from text message. In red were all the services that didn’t happen and clearly weren’t going to happen.
Extras List: kissing £20, rimming (on her) £20, CIM £30, WS £40,
anal not possible [knew this when no price was quoted and confirmed when I arrived and asked], selfie or autograph £30/50? [she never confirmed price but I didn’t give a shit]
Logistics: Via text, but didn’t reply until I tried to call. Bit slow at replying but ultimately got there for an appointment after a few messages. I don’t normally punt this close to home and hate driving through London, but for a porn star twins threesome? Fuck it.
Location: As others have stated its
fine location for punting, free parking in the evening on most roads nearby. The bedroom was hot with just a small fan. Shower broken. Towel and comically small bar of soap provided. The bed had a big towel over it which was clearly dirty from the days work, and just one very sweat-[I hope]-stained pillow we would share. Not as classy as I had imagined.
Looks: Lady Zee looks even more ‘rasta’ than her pics show with loads of piercings and dreadlocks and tattoos than google pics suggest, but what follows below relates to Sandra Zee who I saw instead of Lady Zee [which I was actually glad about].Sandra has a few new tattoos from her porn career but luckily not too many as I hate them. Otherwise she actually looked prettier than the pics I had googled whilst waiting outside, and her bum was much firmer and tighter. Cute smile and even cuter she still has one tit slightly bigger than the other which I find adorable.
I don ’t get all the other reviews saying they are taller than expected? I’m a little over 6ft2 so not short but not massively tall and she only just came up to me shoulder level. Maybe 5ft 4/5? Not tall at all. Don’t know what the other reviewers were expecting…
Attitude & Service: This is what swings this review firmly into positive territory. With the exception that she told me “no hard fucking” [so much for PSE with a porn star haha] at the beginning and all the extras were of course, extra, I got to do whatever I wanted. She was very compliant and even smiled and giggled like a real girlfriend with my cock in her mouth. All the right noises and only other disappointment was she didn’t last long in cowgirl. Guess it had been a long day but poor showing there.
I banged her mostly missionary with DFK which is apparently extra but she never charged me for it; which is my favourite pozish with a pretty girl like this.
Inbetween sessions we chatted a bit through google translate. Sandra has 0 English, lady zee apparently speaks English pretty well. Sandra openly said she hates learning other languages and will never bother learning English.
Round 2 was more of the same with the exception that she initially thought I just wanted a handjob and tried to make me cum quick like that. Once I made it clear I was going to fuck her again we were back on track.
Conclusion: definitely scratched an itch and ticked a bucket list but wouldn’t return or massively recommend beyond ticking a bucket list of fucking a porn star. The relatively low price for a true porn star keeps this in positive territory but otherwise it was merely on par with a very good punt with a regular WG.
She told me they haven’t done porn in over 3 years and never will again, so perhaps it’s not even fair to call her a porn star anymore - more like a WG who used to do porn? For £200/hr she would be fantastic value if low effort/performance for a porn star, but for £200/hr WG [which is what they are now] it’s a bit overpriced for a decent showing from an average WG. All the above may sound like I should be giving a negative, but I stress that these days £200 for a stunner who used to do porn and I enjoyed fucking is a good value, and I walked away happy and without punters regret, so it was a positive. Just giving the full details for y’all to make informed choice and have reasonable expectations of what you will get… Would strongly recommend Sandra instead of Lady Zee for both attitude/service and [IMO] looks as well..Would I return? Ticked a bucket list, and had planned to return 1 or 2 times, but proximity to home and the fact that you don’t know what service you will get or even which girl, along with extras and not a very classy experience of room/shower, I wouldn’t bother returning.
NO PICS BECAUSE THE PROFILE PICS ARENT THE GIRL I SAW - AND YEAH I KNOW THEY ARE TWINS BUT THANKS TO THE RASTA LOOK SHE IS ROCKING THEY HARDLY LOOK ALIKE THESE DAYS
Topic: Lady Zee Booked but Saw Sandra Zee - Clapham South - borderline positive (Read 1071 times)