This is a low positive. Hot girl, great service, but omg she can talk for England!
Service: 60 mins £180 (I stayed for probably about 1hr 45min, but a lot of this was her talking, so you're not getting any additional service lol)
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External Link/Members OnlyDate: Apr 23
Booking: Booking via Whatsapp. Ethnicity question asked at the outset, no idea if this means there's a NBA policy. Otherwise smooth comms and easy to book.
Location: About 15-20 mins away from Surrey Quays station. A residential area, she's on the ground floor. Very house proud, makes you give her your belt when you go for the shower so you don't scuff up her walls (lol). Place was clean and fit for purpose.
The girl: She was quite hot, slim figure and nice large tits (I thought they might be natural, but not an expert soz). She does have some wrinkles but I'd guess 30-s if I saw her on the street, looks younger and fitter than her advertised age. Outfit request fulfilled.
The service: Post-shower, she undresses and gives me a light massage - this is mostly sloshing oil around, clear this is meant more to be sensual rather than a proper massage, which is fine, not what I'm here for anyway. Turn around, get to play with those lovely chebs, full access allowed and as she's oiled up from the massage it's really quite fun to play with. Rubber on, she hops on top and gets into cowgirl, I'm having loads of fun playing with those chebs and eventually can't take it anymore and pop in the bag.
She hops off and sits near me on the corner of the bed, and we strike up conversation - I'd read other reviews so knew what to expect, but even so was surprised at how much she could talk, started telling me basically her life story and I try to entertain it by prodding the narrative along. I try to get a bit more service by playing with those lovely tits, but get told that she doesn't like men touching her whilst she's talking - still a great view with here nude in front of me, but I wasn't paying to hear her talk! Eventually the story dies down and we get to round two - by this time I've basically nearly had enough and just wanted it over with, think I ended up having her jerk me off to a 2nd pop. Headed to the shower, got dressed and got out - and she then engages me in conversation again, which lasts about 15 mins! I'm all for prossies being friendly and putting you at ease, but holy shit this was post-punt and I just wanted out - if I wanted to have to have a long chat after sex I'd get a gf - the entire point of me paying is that I get to leave right after consequence-free (lmao)!
Bottom line, she's really hot and the service was good, so can't really fault her there. Overall, I think I did get roughly an hour's actual service (if you discount all the talking time), so arguably I did get what I paid for at the end of the day. I might go back as she's hot, but will probably try to cut down on the talking if I do go back lol.
***Programming note: I've been a long-time lurker and have had a few great punts thanks to reviews here, so thought it was finally time for me to start contributing. I'll make full use of the 1 year grace for new members, but then reviews will probably slow to about 1/2 a month as I'm trying to limit my punts to save on spending (or so he says lol, let's see how long that lasts).***
