Incall 1hr £110 (£50 + £60 b2b)
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyIt was inevitable that my good wee run of positive massages in Edinburgh over the summer period would come to an end at some point...and this was it!
LocationA legit shop in Gorgie...just along the road from Tynecastle.
CommsStraightforward, all done by a single phone call in the afternoon to book an evening slot.
As has been noted previously, she has good English and communication is not a problem.
SP & ServiceTurns out, I was her last appointment of the day and she was waiting for me at the reception desk. First impressions were quite good. She was wearing a shortish summer dress, which flattered her and she looked not bad in a sort of plain, middle aged woman next door kind of way.
Massage took place in a pretty pokey wee room. She asks me what sort of massage I want and I say a relaxing sensual one. She doesn't waste too much time before the first swipe of the baws and for the next 10/15mins, it's actually quite an enjoyable experience. However, it all changes at turnover time, when she suggests b2b for an extra £60. I try politely to negotiate on that, but she's not budging and I'm well turned on by now, so I agree.
She peels off the dress, bra and panties...and it's instant disappointment on my part. She looked much better with her clothes on...her body has no real shape to it, hardly any tits, small pale nipples and a big hairy bush. She gets on the table and things go from bad to worse, her b2b consists of two moves. A body slam...no other words for it...with accompanying slap! and flapping about like a floundering fish out of water!
At this point wee Jock has gone from standing to attention to trying to retract into my intestines. It is without doubt the worst attempt at b2b I've ever had, I stop her and ask her to just go back to massage. I thought she would return to more teasing and build up like before, instead she went straight for my now virtually flaccid cock and went hell for leather until I eventually shot my load with wee Jock still only at semi level...a rubbish end.
She then gave me a 5min head massage and after getting dressed and paying her way over the odds fee...I was back out on the street in slightly under 50 mins
An additional annoyance was the fact that she kept on talking about how much money she's spent on setting up the business and making alterations to the shop.
SummaryThe first 15/20 mins were quite promising. The body2body was abysmal and the frantic wank was awful..I won't be returning.
