Author Topic: Misty Mckaine - Bath (on tour). Classic British pornstar  (Read 9471 times)


13 review(s) for British MistyMckaine (11 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline Philter69

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Mob:+447585686006

1hr for £250

Booking: done over text very easy.

Date: Jan 23 (new member so posting from longer ago than 6 months so having to rely on increasingly unreliable memory)

Location was a lovely old apartment not too far from station.

The girl: well it was Misty Mckaine. Legend of the 80s/90s top shelf and subject of many sticky moments involving teenage philter and Fiesta Magazine. Clearly the years have passed and Misty is more of a woman than she was. Definitely bigger all round but she us in good condition and still recognisably the girl from the wank mags and marturbatory memories.

The meet: got to glat. Because there was no buzzer misty had to come down and meet me at door in civilian outfit. We went upstairs and she asked me to take a shower. By the time I was out she had changed into lingerie. A black bustier from memory. I sat on bed beside her and we kissed while she played with my cock and me her tits. Soon it was great owo. I started playing with her pussy and she told me to really get in there and finger fuck her. Condom on and we funked in multiple positions. Took a break while she told me tales of being on the edge of celebrity in the 90s. Then more oral and hand jobs but couldn't manage a second pop (me not her)

I really enjoyed it but no doubt paid what I did because it was her. Would I return return? Probably, would like to get to that second pop. But as there is an element of bucket list ticking having been achieved. Now if Vida Garmsn ever appeared from my nostalgic memories and into the escorting game I would book her and misty in the duo to end all duos. Well a man can (wet) dream.


Offline tigerbiker

Wow -  a 32 year career in porn - if you added up the length of all the cocks she has sucked and fucked, they would reach from Brighton to Doncaster :D

She is in WSM later this month - looks good for her age.

Offline Philter69

Wow -  a 32 year career in porn - if you added up the length of all the cocks she has sucked and fucked, they would reach from Brighton to Doncaster :D

She is in WSM later this month - looks good for her age.

 :D not sure I contributed too much to that overall mileage.

Offline joninbristol

You both got a like for those comments ! :D
Thanks for the review matey, always good to know of a gal who enjoys a good finger fucking, even at that price !
Cheers !
:hi:




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Offline Markc

Great review. Looks like she is in Weston Super Mare next week. I see if l can get away to see her.
Charges a lot more than most for an hour but looks FAF and l think l have found my early Christmas present
to myself.

To the OP. Are you able to ask in advance if you can select what she wears? Would love to see her in the
nurse’s uniform.

Offline Philter69

Great review. Looks like she is in Weston Super Mare next week. I see if l can get away to see her.
Charges a lot more than most for an hour but looks FAF and l think l have found my early Christmas present
to myself.

To the OP. Are you able to ask in advance if you can select what she wears? Would love to see her in the
nurse’s uniform.

Not sure as I didn't ask, but she was very friendly so drop her a line and ask. Enjoy and look forward to review.

Offline Karl_gustav1

“we funked in multiple positions.”

That’s an amusing mental image!

Offline Philter69

“we funked in multiple positions.”

That’s an amusing mental image!

Yes. It's a musical thing. Grr autocorrect. My phone is clearly a prude.

Offline fudge1-2

Great review. Looks like she is in Weston Super Mare next week. I see if l can get away to see her.
Charges a lot more than most for an hour but looks FAF and l think l have found my early Christmas present
to myself.

To the OP. Are you able to ask in advance if you can select what she wears? Would love to see her in the
nurse’s uniform.

She doesn't look like those pics anymore, check out a fairly recent vid of her on xhamster. Or search any of the porn sites for misty mckaine/mccaine
milf-takes-young-jack-s-huge-cock-huge-tits-huge-cock-xhDpNbG

But still a good fuck


Offline Philter69

She doesn't look like those pics anymore, check out a fairly recent vid of her on xhamster. Or search any of the porn sites for misty mckaine/mccaine
milf-takes-young-jack-s-huge-cock-huge-tits-huge-cock-xhDpNbG

But still a good fuck

Thanks. That is a good clip and what young Jack gets is pretty much what you get in the session with her.

Offline harryhavanagh

She doesn't look like those pics anymore, check out a fairly recent vid of her on xhamster. Or search any of the porn sites for misty mckaine/mccaine
milf-takes-young-jack-s-huge-cock-huge-tits-huge-cock-xhDpNbG

But still a good fuck

God DAMN! Thanks for pointing this out. Hard pass.

Offline tigerbiker

That name will always remind me of the time that I put the oven chips in with the fan oven way too hot.
Just fish fingers and no chips that night.
 :lol: